A Hipster's cigar review

danielzreyes
danielzreyes Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited April 2016 in General Discussion


The L&F Impromptu Pepper Cream Chocolate Crush.

I heard that if you're clean shaved, this cigar would not be worth smoking.
So, after 1 week and 4 days of bearding, I thought I'd give Hipstering a try.  

This beautiful cigar has cakey hints of cream soda and Jalapeño peppers.  Like a half a$$ made birthday cake with hella sprinkles.  
The swollen middle gives a fried chicken taste on the tip of my tongue.  I paired it with ice water but I wish I had some PBR instead.  
Tons of smoke output. It's making my man face hair smell like a dirty flannel button shirt .... sexy af.
Overall this cigar is fantastic.   Really reminds me of a certain Cigar Co that does old school type blending. Even the way it's rolled.  Specially the fat middle, can't quite put my finger in it though. Eh oh well it doesn't matter.  The packaging is awesomely badassness.  It's why I bought it. 
Hope you all enjoyed.
#comboversandstaches4lyfe
"It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
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  • peter4jc
    peter4jc Posts: 18,182 ✭✭✭✭✭
    It's those stems that make it taste so good.

    How does it compare to them Backwoods you're always smoking?
    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • Usaf06
    Usaf06 Posts: 11,904 ✭✭✭✭✭
    This made me lol
    "I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
    -- Winston Churchill

    "LET'S GO FRANCIS"     Peter

  • Wylaff
    Wylaff Posts: 5,487 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'm literally drooling.
    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
  • youngryan216
    youngryan216 Posts: 1,127 ✭✭✭
    fake
    ISO Ramrod and Ron Mexico
  • Puff_Dougie
    Puff_Dougie Posts: 4,599 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yah. Like DZR could grow a beard...

     B) 
    "When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Wow! I got a disagree? 

    That's it. I'm emailing Ccom. I'm emailing The Beard, direct.  Y'all are some meany heads. I'm sooo tellin on you 
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • Guitarded
    Guitarded Posts: 4,720 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @danielzreyes  thanks bro you just hurt my last feeling. The one I had left.
    Making fun of my attempt to guess a mystery cigar. I am supposed to guess two more cigars, but I can not attempt anything after this. Hope you are happy.
    Friends don't let good friends smoke cheap cigars.
  • Wylaff
    Wylaff Posts: 5,487 ✭✭✭✭✭
    *Giggle*
    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
  • reggie713
    reggie713 Posts: 2,517 ✭✭✭✭
    Got any opus?
  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Guitarded said:
    @danielzreyes  thanks bro you just hurt my last feeling. The one I had left.
    Making fun of my attempt to guess a mystery cigar. I am supposed to guess two more cigars, but I can not attempt anything after this. Hope you are happy.
    Mystery cigar?
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • Albinfk
    Albinfk Posts: 1,923 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Did you notice even the dog can't look at those socks and sneakers?
  • Devildog1
    Devildog1 Posts: 971 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Why you gotta PBR into a hipster thread  :/
  • Albinfk
    Albinfk Posts: 1,923 ✭✭✭✭✭
    PBR? Sorry I failed the abbreviations test.
  • Devildog1
    Devildog1 Posts: 971 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Albinfk said:
    PBR? Sorry I failed the abbreviations test.
    Pabst Blue Ribbon.    9.95 for an 18 pack at the gas station in the thriving metropolis of Hawk Point MO. Neighbor down the road even has it on tap in his garage




  • Usaf06
    Usaf06 Posts: 11,904 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Told ya it was a hipster beer. Move on to Bush lite
    "I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
    -- Winston Churchill

    "LET'S GO FRANCIS"     Peter

  • Stubble
    Stubble Posts: 10,218 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Hipster PBR:  Punkin Berry Reserve or Pelosi, Biden and Reed.
    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • MikeTodd
    MikeTodd Posts: 974 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2016
    I drank Natural Ice in highschool. Once I moved to the midwest, I discovered Old Style!!



  • Albinfk
    Albinfk Posts: 1,923 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I should have known that. My bad. Grew up on that stuff and we called it RW&B. $1.25 for a sixer and acted like a great laxative the next day.
  • CharlieHeis
    CharlieHeis Posts: 8,984 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Albinfk said:
    I should have known that. My bad. Grew up on that stuff and we called it RW&B. $1.25 for a sixer and acted like a great laxative the next day.
    There was another beer named Red White and Blue, also made by Pabst. It did not win the blue ribbon.
  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 31,716 ✭✭✭✭✭
    PBR is hipster only out of market, my college beer experience was beer bonging Olde English 800 talls (malt liquor). I've since moved on to hipster craft beers. 
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  • Puff_Dougie
    Puff_Dougie Posts: 4,599 ✭✭✭✭✭

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    "When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
  • kswildcat
    kswildcat Posts: 1,490 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I didn't even know you can buy PBR still... I haven't seen PBR in a cooler since Hamms. .
  • Devildog1
    Devildog1 Posts: 971 ✭✭✭✭✭
    kswildcat said:
    I didn't even know you can buy PBR still... I haven't seen PBR in a cooler since Hamms. .
    Just seen some in the fridge



  • Guitarded
    Guitarded Posts: 4,720 ✭✭✭✭✭
    If you worked construction in the Midwest,like I did, you learned to drink Old Style like it was water. Have not had it in years and do not miss it either.
    Friends don't let good friends smoke cheap cigars.
  • jgibv
    jgibv Posts: 9,245 ✭✭✭✭✭
    peter4jc said:
    It's those stems that make it taste so good.

    How does it compare to them Backwoods you're always smoking?
    whoa whoa whoa!!! what you got against backwoods @peter4jc ??!!?

    * I have a new address as of 3/24/18 *

  • peter4jc
    peter4jc Posts: 18,182 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @jgibv  I just gave you a disagree...  so that after you amass a few hundred of 'em, we can storm in Bethlehem and demand they give you a stinkin' badge.
    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • Amos_Umwhat
    Amos_Umwhat Posts: 9,897 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Devildog1 said:
    Albinfk said:
    PBR? Sorry I failed the abbreviations test.
    Pabst Blue Ribbon.    9.95 for an 18 pack at the gas station in the thriving metropolis of Hawk Point MO. Neighbor down the road even has it on tap in his garage




    Love PBR.  Hadn't drank any since 1973, good friend of mine at Ft. Hood was from MD, drank it all the time.  Then, I saw Gran Torino, Clint with his cooler on the porch and thought, Ya, that's me.  Best cheap beer out there. 

    I wondered what was going on with the Hepster review, opened and saw DZR, Oh, this'll be good. :D
    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
  • jgibv
    jgibv Posts: 9,245 ✭✭✭✭✭
    peter4jc said:
    @jgibv  I just gave you a disagree...  so that after you amass a few hundred of 'em, we can storm in Bethlehem and demand they give you a stinkin' badge.
    @peter4jc



    * I have a new address as of 3/24/18 *

  • johnnyB
    johnnyB Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭✭✭
    All this talk about hipster beer and no one brings up
    Olympia
    it's the water 
    Non Crux sed lux
  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Why are we talking about the beer? Can we please focus on the cigar?



    Damn Hipsters, I swear
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR

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