How do you cook Pizza Rolls?

jgibv
jgibv Posts: 9,245 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited October 2016 in Non Cigar Related
Do you use an oven or microwave to cook pizza rolls?  Ready, set, go.

And yes, I'm totally gonna judge you if you pick "microwave."

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How do you cook Pizza Rolls? 16 votes

Oven (like God intended)
68%
Dark_RoastjgibvGray4linesMartelLiquidChaos66CharlieHeisUsaf06MikeToddJay6NorthsideSmokeEmcee 11 votes
Microwave (like a freakin noob)
0%
I don't eat pizza rolls because I'm a fuddy duddy
31%
Patrickbrickpeter4jcsilvermouseYaksterTNBigfoot68 5 votes

Comments

  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Toaster oven
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  • jgibv
    jgibv Posts: 9,245 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Oven (like God intended)
    danielzreyes said:
    Toaster oven
    And what's the second word there...,.OVEN.  So you alright

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  • jlmarta
    jlmarta Posts: 7,880 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Oldfarts don't eat pizza rolls. We're too busy being lovable and the resident skeptic. Got no time to be fuddy duddies, either.....  :p
  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 31,362 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I don't eat pizza rolls because I'm a fuddy duddy
    No pizza rolls but pizza gets reheated in the toaster oven or not at all. The microwave doesn't do pizza any favors. 
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  • Gray4lines
    Gray4lines Posts: 4,691 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Oven (like God intended)
    If I'm in a hurry, microwave first, oven to finish.  ain't nobody got time for that.
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  • johnnyB
    johnnyB Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Deep fryer,it's the way to go with pizza rolls 
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  • jgibv
    jgibv Posts: 9,245 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Oven (like God intended)
    johnnyB said:
    Deep fryer,it's the way to go with pizza rolls 
    deep fryer is also an acceptable answer and i should've included it as one of the options.  but i figured most folks don't have a deep fryer at home. 

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  • matkn293
    matkn293 Posts: 3,565 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Just depends on the amount of time that I have.  Oven is better.

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  • LiquidChaos66
    LiquidChaos66 Posts: 3,767 ✭✭✭✭
    Oven (like God intended)
    Oven all the way! Its worth the extra time.... but it is fun putting them in the microwave to make them explode
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  • 0patience
    0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    What's a pizza roll?
    I must be missing something?
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • dirtdude
    dirtdude Posts: 6,193 ✭✭✭✭✭
    0patience said:
    What's a pizza roll?
    I must be missing something?
    Been thinking the same thing Tony. I do recall seeing bags of them in the freezer when my son was here, dont recall his cooking method
    A little dirt never hurt
  • jgibv
    jgibv Posts: 9,245 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Oven (like God intended)
    dirtdude said:
    0patience said:
    What's a pizza roll?
    I must be missing something?
    Been thinking the same thing Tony. I do recall seeing bags of them in the freezer when my son was here, dont recall his cooking method
    i don't....
    i can't....

    nahh....

    y'all for real?

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  • 0patience
    0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2016
    I had to ask the wife what they are. She is a cook after all.
    All she said was, "If you are really hungry, you'd eat them."
    But if I was hungry for pizza, I'd just eat a pizza. 
    I know what buffalo, venison, elk, salmon and crab are. Processed foods, not as much.

    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • dirtdude
    dirtdude Posts: 6,193 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Getting ice cubes out of the freezer I spotted a bag of pizza rolls. Guess I know what to do with them now.
    A little dirt never hurt
  • jgibv
    jgibv Posts: 9,245 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Oven (like God intended)
    @0patience ; & @dirtdude ; I'm just bustin' your guys' chops. 


    We're not big on processed food in our house either.....
    But a couple times per year, I'll get the craving for some pizza rolls as a late night snack.

    All of the pizza places around here close early (super lame), and no way would I attempt to make a homemade full sized pizza at 200 AM lol.

    Just open the bag, dump the pizza rolls on a sheet tray, pop in the oven @ 450 for about 10-15 minutes and you got yourself an easy, tasty, crispy, hot, bite-size pizza snack.

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  • 0patience
    0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I either throw pizza fixings on english muffins or fry bread and stick them in the oven.
    Ok, so I don't usually do it, momma does. I'm not really allowed to mess with stuff in the kitchen.

    Evidently, I make too much of a mess.
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.

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