Done with the internet for today

avengethis
avengethis Posts: 5,697 ✭✭✭✭✭
in Non Cigar Related
http://www.dcstatesman.com/trans-species-now-thing/
Team O'Donnell FTW!

"I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke ever last one of 'em." - Ron White

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  • miller65rod
    miller65rod Posts: 3,630 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I was done after I seen another Chewbacca mom story. 
    Free Cuba
    "I ain't got no Opus's"
    LLA     - Lancero Lovers of America
    2016 Gang War (South)
    May I assss u a ?

              
  • webmost
    webmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    If we continue to wage war on reality, which side will win, you think?


    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 31,707 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Join us on Zoom vHerf (Meeting # 2619860114 Password vHerf2020 )
  • jgibv
    jgibv Posts: 9,245 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter.

    Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners.

    People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m f*cking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful.

    I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body.

    From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly.

    If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege.

    Thank you for being so understanding.


    * I have a new address as of 3/24/18 *

  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    What time is it?
  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 31,707 ✭✭✭✭✭
    420?
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  • jlmarta
    jlmarta Posts: 7,880 ✭✭✭✭✭
    That's a nice, round number....   :p
  • silvermouse
    silvermouse Posts: 23,637 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Now, if she said she was I mouse I'd have understood, but a cat??? And if you aren't done with the internet here's more:
    "http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3419631/Woman-says-s-CAT-trapped-human-body.html"
  • dirtdude
    dirtdude Posts: 6,263 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Its not a self identity but a lot of other people have identified me as a d*ck, does that make me one, point to ponder
    A little dirt never hurt
  • peter4jc
    peter4jc Posts: 18,180 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Very deep, Randy.
    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • Guitarded
    Guitarded Posts: 4,720 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I am never alone.
    I am schizophrenic.
    So am I. 
    Shut up! 
    I hate you. 
    Friends don't let good friends smoke cheap cigars.
  • Amos_Umwhat
    Amos_Umwhat Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You guys are casting doubt on my Warren Buffet identification? 

    >:)
    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
  • peter4jc
    peter4jc Posts: 18,180 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Why can't everybody just identify as a normal human being?  Why has being normal all of a sudden become such a terrible thing?
    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • silvermouse
    silvermouse Posts: 23,637 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • TNBigfoot68
    TNBigfoot68 Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I was born a fool, and just got bigger!

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