How to smoke inside W/O getting Caught

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  • kuzi16
    kuzi16 Posts: 14,625 ✭✭✭✭
    blazer:
    sspl01:
    Hi,
    It is not a good manner to smoke in the office while your working hours.

    kim

    My office my rules … right? Had a guy a few weeks ago complain about pot holes in my gravel driveway. I told him “If you don’t like the driveway don’t come down it!” I think there is a reason I work for myself … just can’t put my finger on it. :-)
    some people may look at this and think:
    "jerk"

    i just laughed. fantastic.
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  • Cigar-778662
    Cigar-778662 Posts: 1 ✭
    GET DIVORCED. OR CANT U WASH CLOTHES AND COOK FOR YOURSELF. APRON CLINGERS. AFTER SEX WHAT U GOT, A MAID THATS WHAT 2HELL WITH THE ****. OH AND SOMEONE TO NAG WHEN THE GAMES ON? HAVENT U HAD ENOUGH BEERS! ROB SMOKED IN TH BATHROOM AND DAVE HOT WIFE SHOULD NOT WEAR THAT SKIRT YOU ALL LIKE SOO MUCH.  ****

  • 0patience
    0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Cigar-778662 said:
    GET DIVORCED. OR CANT U WASH CLOTHES AND COOK FOR YOURSELF. APRON CLINGERS. AFTER **** WHAT U GOT, A MAID THATS WHAT 2HELL WITH THE ****. OH AND SOMEONE TO NAG WHEN THE GAMES ON? HAVENT U HAD ENOUGH BEERS! ROB SMOKED IN TH BATHROOM AND DAVE HOT WIFE SHOULD NOT WEAR THAT SKIRT YOU ALL LIKE SOO MUCH.  ****

    i HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT YOU WROTE.

    I can make out a few of the words, but the rest is pretty much gibberish.
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    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 31,701 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Not to mention this is a Necropost on an eight year old thread where the OP and almost everyone else who commented is long gone. 
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  • CharlieHeis
    CharlieHeis Posts: 8,982 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Eight years old, unintelligible rant, all caps, first post. This is an all-timer. Well done.
  • Gray4lines
    Gray4lines Posts: 4,691 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I am glad that I read the posts, saw it was from 2009, and thought "oh someone bumped this for a good reason." Lol!!!  Yes... if you don't want to make your house stink like a cigar, get a divorce and don't be a ****.
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  • webmost
    webmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The hearth works for me. Leather loveseat beside a roaring fire. Draws your smoke right up the flue. Maybe set up your office beside the hearth. 
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  • Wylaff
    Wylaff Posts: 5,487 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Cigar-778662 said:
    GET DIVORCED. OR CANT U WASH CLOTHES AND COOK FOR YOURSELF. APRON CLINGERS. AFTER **** WHAT U GOT, A MAID THATS WHAT 2HELL WITH THE ****. OH AND SOMEONE TO NAG WHEN THE GAMES ON? HAVENT U HAD ENOUGH BEERS! ROB SMOKED IN TH BATHROOM AND DAVE HOT WIFE SHOULD NOT WEAR THAT SKIRT YOU ALL LIKE SOO MUCH.  ****

    Do we have a picture of Dave's wife's skirt?
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  • Patrickbrick
    Patrickbrick Posts: 8,086 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Is she just a wife whom is hot or is she a "hotwife", if you don't know what this means don't google it at work. 
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  • Bob_Luken
    Bob_Luken Posts: 11,720 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2017
    Cigar-778662 said:
    GET DIVORCED. OR CANT U WASH CLOTHES AND COOK FOR YOURSELF. APRON CLINGERS. AFTER **** WHAT U GOT, A MAID THATS WHAT 2HELL WITH THE ****. OH AND SOMEONE TO NAG WHEN THE GAMES ON? HAVENT U HAD ENOUGH BEERS! ROB SMOKED IN TH BATHROOM AND DAVE HOT WIFE SHOULD NOT WEAR THAT SKIRT YOU ALL LIKE SOO MUCH.  ****

    Yeah man, who's Rob and Dave and, coincidentally, Dave's hot wife?
  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 31,701 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I want to know what @Cigar-778662 is smoking.
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  • Emcee
    Emcee Posts: 132 ✭✭✭
    Cigar-778662 said:
    GET DIVORCED. OR CANT U WASH CLOTHES AND COOK FOR YOURSELF. APRON CLINGERS. AFTER **** WHAT U GOT, A MAID THATS WHAT 2HELL WITH THE ****. OH AND SOMEONE TO NAG WHEN THE GAMES ON? HAVENT U HAD ENOUGH BEERS! ROB SMOKED IN TH BATHROOM AND DAVE HOT WIFE SHOULD NOT WEAR THAT SKIRT YOU ALL LIKE SOO MUCH.  ****

    Go home, @Cigar-778662, you're drunk.

    Or you're a robot.  A very angry, semi-literate robot.  Who likes to drink too much.  And thinks Dave's wife is hot.
  • Bob_Luken
    Bob_Luken Posts: 11,720 ✭✭✭✭✭
    https://youtu.be/rkcGm-pWwsQ
  • Bob_Luken
    Bob_Luken Posts: 11,720 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Patrickbrick said:
    Is she just a wife whom is hot or is she a "hotwife", if you don't know what this means don't google it at work. 
    Well,......He didn't spell it hotwife. He spelled it out with two words. So I'm certain she's just plain hot. All we can do is have trust in his spelling and punctuation, right? 
  • Patrickbrick
    Patrickbrick Posts: 8,086 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Could be auto correct.
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  • Bob_Luken
    Bob_Luken Posts: 11,720 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Patrickbrick said:
    Could be auto correct.
    Nah! Also gotta examine the context. Apparently a female is nagging about smoke smells in the bathroom and the length of Dave's wife's skirt. I figure if she were nagging about Dave's wife being a hotwife,......... she would have a lot more to say about that than just a mention of a skirt hem. Yaknowwhatimean?
  • jgibv
    jgibv Posts: 9,245 ✭✭✭✭✭
    RE Cigar-778662

    MFW i read your asinine post:






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  • Bob_Luken
    Bob_Luken Posts: 11,720 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I say it's an inside job. Fake account. I can't prove it, but I say so. And, it's brilliant. Best post of the morning. Best necro in a long time. Thanks DZR or whoever you are.
  • Stubble
    Stubble Posts: 10,217 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Cigar-778662 said:
    GET DIVORCED. OR CANT U WASH CLOTHES AND COOK FOR YOURSELF. APRON CLINGERS. AFTER **** WHAT U GOT, A MAID THATS WHAT 2HELL WITH THE ****. OH AND SOMEONE TO NAG WHEN THE GAMES ON? HAVENT U HAD ENOUGH BEERS! ROB SMOKED IN TH BATHROOM AND DAVE HOT WIFE SHOULD NOT WEAR THAT SKIRT YOU ALL LIKE SOO MUCH.  ****


    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • Odinson
    Odinson Posts: 9 ✭
    I have smoked a cigar in the morning, showered, brushed my teeth, completely changed clothes and put on cologne and went to work later in the afternoon and *still* had female coworkers say I must have smoked a cigar. Women can always tell.

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