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Seat Belt Laws... Click it , Lick it , Or ticket you decide

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  • kingjk729kingjk729 Posts: 2,580 ✭✭✭
    Knock Knock
  • fla-gypsyfla-gypsy Posts: 3,024 ✭✭
    That shoulder belt may be a problem
  • stephen_hannibalstephen_hannibal Posts: 4,317
    Oh sweet gravity...
  • denniskingdennisking Posts: 3,703 ✭✭✭
    those are real
  • lilwing88lilwing88 ChitownPosts: 2,812 ✭✭✭
    dennisking:
    those are real
    I always say, "If you can touch 'em, they're real."

    .....and I'd looooooove to touch those.
    Guns don't kill people, Daddies with pretty daughters do…..
  • RedtailhawkozRedtailhawkoz Posts: 2,915
    dennisking:
    those are real
    Nothing LIKE Real Hooters I hate Fake ones........ not to mention shes HOT!
  • zoom6zoomzoom6zoom Posts: 1,214
    She may not have a seatbelt, but those airbags should do the job.
  • sightunseensightunseen Posts: 2,130
    stephen_hannibal:
    Oh sweet gravity...
    Newton wins.
  • nightmaremike31nightmaremike31 Posts: 720
    sightunseen:
    stephen_hannibal:
    Oh sweet gravity...
    Newton wins.

    Nerds FTW! Newton INVENTED gravity!!

    wait...

    was Newton some sort of alias for Tim's Beard?!?!
  • sightunseensightunseen Posts: 2,130
    nightmaremike31:
    sightunseen:
    stephen_hannibal:
    Oh sweet gravity...
    Newton wins.

    Nerds FTW! Newton INVENTED gravity!!

    wait...

    was Newton some sort of alias for Tim's Beard?!?!
    Tim's Beard has made many appearances throughout history. Newton, Genghis Khan, Charlemange, Ghandi, Saladin, Copernicus, Mark Antony, all the Rameses, and Shakespeare were only a few of the many guises it took as it sought to change the course of the world.

    Most recently, Tim's Beard was rumored to be Howard Hughes.
  • nightmaremike31nightmaremike31 Posts: 720
    sightunseen:
    nightmaremike31:
    sightunseen:
    stephen_hannibal:
    Oh sweet gravity...
    Newton wins.

    Nerds FTW! Newton INVENTED gravity!!

    wait...

    was Newton some sort of alias for Tim's Beard?!?!
    Tim's Beard has made many appearances throughout history. Newton, Genghis Khan, Charlemange, Ghandi, Saladin, Copernicus, Mark Antony, all the Rameses, and Shakespeare were only a few of the many guises it took as it sought to change the course of the world.

    Most recently, Tim's Beard was rumored to be Howard Hughes.

    Oooooooo, the late Howard Hughes! An aviator with his hand in too many honey pots and his mind lost in the woods. Oh silly Tim's Beard, where will you pop up next!!
  • bibbybibby Posts: 152
    definately lick it... should go with outsaying though
  • j0z3rj0z3r Posts: 9,403
    image
  • TatuajeVITatuajeVI Posts: 2,378
    j0z3r:
    image
    My thoughts exactly.
  • kaspera79kaspera79 Posts: 7,259 ✭✭✭
    Do you think that any cop would even notice, or mention it if she got pulled over ?
  • nudienudie Posts: 112
    kaspera79:
    Do you think that any cop would even notice, or mention it if she got pulled over ?
    ... defnilly would notice... kiddin me?
  • JZJZ Posts: 827
    Those are built for comfort!
  • LasabarLasabar Posts: 4,473 ✭✭✭
    She saves money on Car Insurance for she has "Built-in" airbags.... Geico ain't got shlt on her!
  • clearlysuspectclearlysuspect Jacksonville, FloridaPosts: 2,124 ✭✭✭✭
    It took me a couple minutes to realize there were trees in the background. After I noticed them, I realized that the car isn't moving. Don't need a seatbelt for that!
  • YankeeManYankeeMan Posts: 2,359 ✭✭✭✭✭
    With lungs like that, she will never drown!!!
  • KriegKrieg Posts: 5,092 ✭✭✭
    Damn....I mean...just Damn
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