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Seat Belt Laws... Click it , Lick it , Or ticket you decide

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    kingjk729kingjk729 Posts: 2,579 ✭✭✭
    Knock Knock
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    fla-gypsyfla-gypsy Posts: 3,023 ✭✭
    That shoulder belt may be a problem
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    stephen_hannibalstephen_hannibal Posts: 4,317 ✭
    Oh sweet gravity...
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    denniskingdennisking Posts: 3,703 ✭✭✭
    those are real
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    lilwing88lilwing88 Posts: 2,812 ✭✭✭
    dennisking:
    those are real
    I always say, "If you can touch 'em, they're real."

    .....and I'd looooooove to touch those.
    Guns don't kill people, Daddies with pretty daughters do…..
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    RedtailhawkozRedtailhawkoz Posts: 2,915 ✭
    dennisking:
    those are real
    Nothing LIKE Real Hooters I hate Fake ones........ not to mention shes HOT!
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    zoom6zoomzoom6zoom Posts: 1,214 ✭
    She may not have a seatbelt, but those airbags should do the job.
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    sightunseensightunseen Posts: 2,130 ✭✭
    stephen_hannibal:
    Oh sweet gravity...
    Newton wins.
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    nightmaremike31nightmaremike31 Posts: 718 ✭✭✭
    sightunseen:
    stephen_hannibal:
    Oh sweet gravity...
    Newton wins.

    Nerds FTW! Newton INVENTED gravity!!

    wait...

    was Newton some sort of alias for Tim's Beard?!?!
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    sightunseensightunseen Posts: 2,130 ✭✭
    nightmaremike31:
    sightunseen:
    stephen_hannibal:
    Oh sweet gravity...
    Newton wins.

    Nerds FTW! Newton INVENTED gravity!!

    wait...

    was Newton some sort of alias for Tim's Beard?!?!
    Tim's Beard has made many appearances throughout history. Newton, Genghis Khan, Charlemange, Ghandi, Saladin, Copernicus, Mark Antony, all the Rameses, and Shakespeare were only a few of the many guises it took as it sought to change the course of the world.

    Most recently, Tim's Beard was rumored to be Howard Hughes.
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    nightmaremike31nightmaremike31 Posts: 718 ✭✭✭
    sightunseen:
    nightmaremike31:
    sightunseen:
    stephen_hannibal:
    Oh sweet gravity...
    Newton wins.

    Nerds FTW! Newton INVENTED gravity!!

    wait...

    was Newton some sort of alias for Tim's Beard?!?!
    Tim's Beard has made many appearances throughout history. Newton, Genghis Khan, Charlemange, Ghandi, Saladin, Copernicus, Mark Antony, all the Rameses, and Shakespeare were only a few of the many guises it took as it sought to change the course of the world.

    Most recently, Tim's Beard was rumored to be Howard Hughes.

    Oooooooo, the late Howard Hughes! An aviator with his hand in too many honey pots and his mind lost in the woods. Oh silly Tim's Beard, where will you pop up next!!
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    bibbybibby Posts: 152
    definately lick it... should go with outsaying though
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    j0z3rj0z3r Posts: 9,403 ✭✭
    image
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    TatuajeVITatuajeVI Posts: 2,378 ✭
    j0z3r:
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    My thoughts exactly.
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    kaspera79kaspera79 Posts: 7,257 ✭✭✭
    Do you think that any cop would even notice, or mention it if she got pulled over ?
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    nudienudie Posts: 112
    kaspera79:
    Do you think that any cop would even notice, or mention it if she got pulled over ?
    ... defnilly would notice... kiddin me?
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    JZJZ Posts: 827 ✭
    Those are built for comfort!
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    LasabarLasabar Posts: 4,472 ✭✭✭
    She saves money on Car Insurance for she has "Built-in" airbags.... Geico ain't got shlt on her!
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    clearlysuspectclearlysuspect Posts: 2,124 ✭✭✭✭
    It took me a couple minutes to realize there were trees in the background. After I noticed them, I realized that the car isn't moving. Don't need a seatbelt for that!
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    YankeeManYankeeMan Posts: 2,654 ✭✭✭✭✭
    With lungs like that, she will never drown!!!
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    KriegKrieg Posts: 5,188 ✭✭✭
    Damn....I mean...just Damn

    "Long ashes my friends."

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