"I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form." -- Winston Churchill "LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter
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The phrase most likely originated in the 1920s when fairs, or carnivals, would hand out cigars as prizes. At that time, the games were targeted towards adults, not kids. If you lost, the operator would say “close but no cigar”
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Had to grab one from the new Wildfire Cigars, started by Jeremy McDonald. I met him when I was in Germany when he was working for Caldwell. I'm enjoying it quite a bit.
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Great one from @cbuck in last months lotto. Thanks Charles, this is literally one of my favorites!
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Cracker Crumbs ROTT
-- Winston Churchill
"LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter
DE UC 10 All Dekked Out
@Patrickbrick thxs handsome
Was hoping to age this, but I noticed the crack, oh well.
very welcome
MOW badge received.
BLTC Viaticum from @Bigshizza with coffee, TYVM for this bad boy, Jim.
Shark?
No cigar
This isn’ta carnival game ya know.
Come on that was funny
And if you don’t get the reference it’s even funnier.
You got me
The phrase most likely originated in the 1920s when fairs, or carnivals, would hand out cigars as prizes. At that time, the games were targeted towards adults, not kids. If you lost, the operator would say “close but no cigar”
Cigar history
@Jrflickster
@Jrflickster
💋💋💋💋
Get a room!
What am I smoking tonight?
Nada
As in, “Nada damned thing”
Again, ….. Dammit!!
This fvckin’ weather’s beginning to suck….. 😈😈
Had to grab one from the new Wildfire Cigars, started by Jeremy McDonald. I met him when I was in Germany when he was working for Caldwell. I'm enjoying it quite a bit.
Methinks the humidity is high today.
Thanks Steve!
Great one from @cbuck in last months lotto. Thanks Charles, this is literally one of my favorites!
Thanks @Cam_91 !
There’s a great one, hope it treated you well Steve