Thanks, everybody!
dutyje
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I just wanted to drop a quick note to everybody here to say thanks for welcoming me into the community and giving me a wealth of knowledge about cigars. I spend more time on this forum than anywhere else on the internet these days, and it's been for the quality of the company.
I really wanted to thank you all for helping me out in another way. I told my wife that the assessment I gave to the folks on here was that we only, um, canoodled about twice a week these days. She took exception and said we were at least on a 3-a-week pace, but I presented her with recent facts. Since my birthday, we have been engaged in a Sexapalooza (her word), reinvigorating ourselves and putting us on a just-returned-from-honeymoon pace. And I owe it all to you guys!
Get laid - come to cigar.com!
I really wanted to thank you all for helping me out in another way. I told my wife that the assessment I gave to the folks on here was that we only, um, canoodled about twice a week these days. She took exception and said we were at least on a 3-a-week pace, but I presented her with recent facts. Since my birthday, we have been engaged in a Sexapalooza (her word), reinvigorating ourselves and putting us on a just-returned-from-honeymoon pace. And I owe it all to you guys!
Get laid - come to cigar.com!
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Lassy you scare me buddy, you have a girlfriend? If not get off the forum and go find one
ROFLMAO, OMG I think I just laughed up a lung!
It's not working for me...
BUT on the other hand, you tried to have sex but came home smelling like an 8-year-old's Hockey gear... Maybe choose those words a little better
(but seriously, I'll tone it back... I DO have a girlfriend but she is all hopped up on Vicodin and antibiotics so no, I haven't been getting any)
That NOT being the case my Girlfriend had a tooth pulled, I haven't had a cigar in almost 5 days, and usually when I'm on the forums I'm drunk....
'nuff said!
And thanks for the Rubbing one out suggestion!
Shes on vicodin for a pulled tooth ... you need to toughen her up