I second that. A man asking to look younger = no good. I'll chalk it up to age- just let me clip a corner off your card and take it as a lesson learned. 23 Isn't old by the way. However you can act more mature and that usually projects an older image.
Walk around limping and talking about your latest poop episode... size, consistency, and color. I'll bet they will think you are older after that. Also, wear some black socks with white walmart velcro shoes and smell of ben-gay. Does the trick.
I see high school kids cursing in public, that seems to work plus it lets people know your a badass! Try that, just walk through the door running your mouth.
Walk around limping and talking about your latest poop episode... size, consistency, and color. I'll bet they will think you are older after that. Also, wear some black socks with white walmart velcro shoes and smell of ben-gay. Does the trick.
Don't forget adult diapers, a walking stick, and dentures.
Walk around limping and talking about your latest poop episode... size, consistency, and color. I'll bet they will think you are older after that. Also, wear some black socks with white walmart velcro shoes and smell of ben-gay. Does the trick.
Don't forget adult diapers, a walking stick, and dentures.
I'll make sure to mention that the next time I go to Wal-Fart I've also gotta pick up some Metamucil since I'm out again.
If you don't like that, you can get one that reads 'ID please'.
Or you can just enjoy the babyface while you have it. Before you know it, you'll be wanting it back.
True, but I also don't want to be that 50 year old guy taking home college girls every weekend. I mean, as good as that may sound, there are some major drawbacks to that idea.
uhm, what? seriously? how is that a problem... you're dangerously close to losing your man card. Explain yourself, hah.
+1! you are very borderline...
LMAO!
Sir, can we see your man card please?
You are old enough to have a man card arn't you ? Just kidding ...keep your license in one of those credit card flips in your front pocket and just pull it out each time ...its less hassel .
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I'll make sure to mention that the next time I go to Wal-Fart I've also gotta pick up some Metamucil since I'm out again.
You are old enough to have a man card arn't you ? Just kidding ...keep your license in one of those credit card flips in your front pocket and just pull it out each time ...its less hassel .