Female Marine - Semperfi-ed
phobicsquirrel
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So I saw this and couldn't stop laughing. I never did this while I was in the army but maybe this is just a marine thing or a new training class....
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It's a little different though, we have you go to take a piss, and then on the walkie you get an emergency "Manager On Duty" call so you have to catch the tip of your weenis in your zipper, swear loudly, then quickly wash your hands and run to the front of the store to get yelled at by a customer for 45min. about how they don't care that their kid spilled Milk Chocolate all over their NEW MP3 player, but it looks like BEST BUY doesn't stand behind THEIR product!
The way you pass is that you have to juggle the tingling sensation in your groin, wondering whether or not the pain has a cold tinge to it denoting blood, or just that you are HOPING there is no blood, listen to the customer, empathize with the customer, calm them down, and then respectfully tell them that we can sell them a NEW MP3 player at a discount, but can't replace one that was misused.... (and then repeat for another 20min. while the customer tells you off and that what you offered isn't good enough)
Funny thing is... this is my day off! I'm in a GREAT MOOD TOO!