Operation God Save the Queen (FKA Calling All Bombers)

sightunseen
sightunseen Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭
in Trades, Passes and Bombs
You know who you are. I am trying to recruit a few of you guys for a project I have in mind. Nothing fancy mind you, just a traditional bomb, but the victim will be unique. All mercenaries that are interested in declaring some Jihad please PM me for details.

Updates:

Please note, the recruiting period has ended

Existing Volunteers:

Link to the photo album documenting the progress of the bomb has been PM to confirmed volunteers. If you are a volunteer and did not get a PM from me, please let me know and I will forward you the link.

In addition to cigars, please feel free to throw in any sort of local souvenirs, knick-knacks, tchotchkes, etc.



Eplilogue

Our target, sol1821 of Wales, UK, was hit yesterday with our all-American ICBM. He has posted pictures of the damage in the "Man Down" thread. I would like to offer condolences to sol's family, who has lost a son to the ongoing bombings of the Ccom forum.

This project came about due to the fact that sol lives in the UK. As such, it is hard for him to participate in all the awesome games on this board because of the high shipping costs. To show that there are no such things as borders between BORKs, I created this thread to recruit potential bombers. As you can see, the response has been overwhelming. So a huge "thank you" from me to the following BORKs who blessed and contributed to this project:

bandyt09
Cigar Sherlock
ENFIDL
hayblet
Joeyjoe21_8
JSaint
jship079
kommando32
laker1963
lilwing88
ljl
robbyras
rossdavey2
Sandman1am
sirfoster83
surfingzeeko
TatuajeVI
The Sniper
thedjfish@comcast.net
wwestern



Now the fun stuff. I'm a bit of a nerd and enjoy reading about statistics. So here are some statistics for Operation God Save the Queen:

Number of BORK bombers: 22
Number of sticks sent: 115
Average number of sticks per BORK: 5.
Gross weight of bomb: 13 lb 13.8 oz.
Strength of aftershock (assuming smoke rate of 5 sticks/week): 5.75 months (23 weeks).
Date sent: 08/13
Date delivered: 08/18
Distance traveled: 4,676 miles.
Average velocity: 39 MPH.



Last but not least, here is a link to the album documenting the progress of the bomb. Enjoy.

http://picasaweb.google.com/116633777478620463121/AmericaFUCKYEAH?authkey=Gv1sRgCOflt4--3YmLSg&feat=directlink
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  • JSaint
    JSaint Posts: 1,879 ✭✭✭
    PMed
    "Beauty is in the eye when you hold her." -Ricky
  • sightunseen
    sightunseen Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭
    JSaint:
    PMed
    Replidified.
  • JSaint
    JSaint Posts: 1,879 ✭✭✭
    Back atcha.
    "Beauty is in the eye when you hold her." -Ricky
  • TatuajeVI
    TatuajeVI Posts: 2,378 ✭
    pm to you
  • lilwing88
    lilwing88 Posts: 2,812 ✭✭✭
    pm sent
    Guns don't kill people, Daddies with pretty daughters do…..
  • sightunseen
    sightunseen Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭
    All PMs replied.
  • surfingzeeko
    surfingzeeko Posts: 628
    PM sent
  • sightunseen
    sightunseen Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭
    surfingzeeko:
    PM sent
    aaaaannnd replied.
  • Joeyjoe21_8
    Joeyjoe21_8 Posts: 2,048
    pm sent
  • ENFIDL
    ENFIDL Posts: 5,836 ✭
    pm inbound
  • Hayblet
    Hayblet Posts: 2,429 ✭✭✭
    pm as well
  • sightunseen
    sightunseen Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭
    I am heartened at the number of recruits! All PMs replied.
  • Hays
    Hays Posts: 2,335 ✭✭✭
    Wow....whoever catches the brunt of this is pretty much gonna die in a fiery blast of cigar goodness...
    ¨The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears, or the sea¨ - Isak Dinesen

    ¨Only two people walk around in this world beardless - boys and women - and I am neither one.¨
  • sightunseen
    sightunseen Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭
    Hays:
    Wow....whoever catches the brunt of this is pretty much gonna die in a fiery blast of cigar goodness...
    Complete annihilation, immolation, destruction, and mailbox violation.

    I am hoping that this is going to turn into "The Expendables" of cigar bombs. A thanks in advance to all the guys that have volunteered so far.
  • Joeyjoe21_8
    Joeyjoe21_8 Posts: 2,048
    lol..yeah its a big one...and well deserved as well
  • laker1963
    laker1963 Posts: 5,046
    edit
  • ENFIDL
    ENFIDL Posts: 5,836 ✭
    Joeyjoe21_8:
    yeah its a big one...and well deserved as well
    That's what she said...........
  • Joeyjoe21_8
    Joeyjoe21_8 Posts: 2,048
    yes, my lady tells me that all the time...but I cant figure out who she is talking about...some guy named jose...lol....
  • jship079
    jship079 Posts: 621 ✭
    Im down PM sent
  • bandyt09
    bandyt09 Posts: 4,335 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Tony, PM to ya.
  • sightunseen
    sightunseen Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭
    All PMs replied.
  • ljl
    ljl Posts: 819 ✭
    Just saw this one now, PM inbound...
  • sightunseen
    sightunseen Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭
    ljl:
    Just saw this one now, PM inbound...
    Sweet. PM replied.
  • The Sniper
    The Sniper Posts: 3,910 ✭
    ljl:
    Just saw this one now, PM inbound...
    Me too! PM sent!

    ENDELE! ENDELE! JIHAD! JIHAD! I dont even know who it is, but...

    I KEEEEEL THEM!!! :-D
  • Sandman1am
    Sandman1am Posts: 2,565 ✭✭
    The Sniper:
    ljl:
    Just saw this one now, PM inbound...
    Me too! PM sent!

    ENDELE! ENDELE! JIHAD! JIHAD! I dont even know who it is, but...

    I KEEEEEL THEM!!! :-D
    Now dat's sum fune chit write der!!!
  • robbyras
    robbyras Posts: 5,487 ✭
    I'm in... PM sent
  • rossdavey2
    rossdavey2 Posts: 979
    PM sent
  • sightunseen
    sightunseen Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭
    Man, this is going to be awesome. All PM's replied.
  • kommando32
    kommando32 Posts: 15
    Oh yeah, as you already know, I'm in!!!
  • cholmes8310
    cholmes8310 Posts: 1,585
    oh h*lll... pm to ya. Maybe I can get in on it.

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