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Operation God Save the Queen (FKA Calling All Bombers)

You know who you are. I am trying to recruit a few of you guys for a project I have in mind. Nothing fancy mind you, just a traditional bomb, but the victim will be unique. All mercenaries that are interested in declaring some Jihad please PM me for details.

Updates:

Please note, the recruiting period has ended

Existing Volunteers:

Link to the photo album documenting the progress of the bomb has been PM to confirmed volunteers. If you are a volunteer and did not get a PM from me, please let me know and I will forward you the link.

In addition to cigars, please feel free to throw in any sort of local souvenirs, knick-knacks, tchotchkes, etc.



Eplilogue

Our target, sol1821 of Wales, UK, was hit yesterday with our all-American ICBM. He has posted pictures of the damage in the "Man Down" thread. I would like to offer condolences to sol's family, who has lost a son to the ongoing bombings of the Ccom forum.

This project came about due to the fact that sol lives in the UK. As such, it is hard for him to participate in all the awesome games on this board because of the high shipping costs. To show that there are no such things as borders between BORKs, I created this thread to recruit potential bombers. As you can see, the response has been overwhelming. So a huge "thank you" from me to the following BORKs who blessed and contributed to this project:

bandyt09
Cigar Sherlock
ENFIDL
hayblet
Joeyjoe21_8
JSaint
jship079
kommando32
laker1963
lilwing88
ljl
robbyras
rossdavey2
Sandman1am
sirfoster83
surfingzeeko
TatuajeVI
The Sniper
[email protected]
wwestern



Now the fun stuff. I'm a bit of a nerd and enjoy reading about statistics. So here are some statistics for Operation God Save the Queen:

Number of BORK bombers: 22
Number of sticks sent: 115
Average number of sticks per BORK: 5.
Gross weight of bomb: 13 lb 13.8 oz.
Strength of aftershock (assuming smoke rate of 5 sticks/week): 5.75 months (23 weeks).
Date sent: 08/13
Date delivered: 08/18
Distance traveled: 4,676 miles.
Average velocity: 39 MPH.



Last but not least, here is a link to the album documenting the progress of the bomb. Enjoy.

http://picasaweb.google.com/116633777478620463121/AmericaFUCKYEAH?authkey=Gv1sRgCOflt4--3YmLSg&feat=directlink
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Comments

  • JSaintJSaint Orfordville, WIPosts: 1,879 ✭✭✭
    PMed
    "Beauty is in the eye when you hold her." -Ricky
  • sightunseensightunseen Posts: 2,130
    JSaint:
    PMed
    Replidified.
  • JSaintJSaint Orfordville, WIPosts: 1,879 ✭✭✭
    Back atcha.
    "Beauty is in the eye when you hold her." -Ricky
  • TatuajeVITatuajeVI Posts: 2,378
    pm to you
  • lilwing88lilwing88 ChitownPosts: 2,812 ✭✭✭
    pm sent
    Guns don't kill people, Daddies with pretty daughters do…..
  • sightunseensightunseen Posts: 2,130
    All PMs replied.
  • surfingzeekosurfingzeeko Posts: 628
    PM sent
  • sightunseensightunseen Posts: 2,130
    surfingzeeko:
    PM sent
    aaaaannnd replied.
  • Joeyjoe21_8Joeyjoe21_8 Posts: 2,048
    pm sent
  • ENFIDLENFIDL Posts: 5,836
    pm inbound
  • HaybletHayblet Posts: 2,430 ✭✭✭
    pm as well
  • sightunseensightunseen Posts: 2,130
    I am heartened at the number of recruits! All PMs replied.
  • HaysHays Costa del Sol, SpainPosts: 2,337 ✭✭✭
    Wow....whoever catches the brunt of this is pretty much gonna die in a fiery blast of cigar goodness...
    ¨The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears, or the sea¨ - Isak Dinesen

    ¨Only two people walk around in this world beardless - boys and women - and I am neither one.¨
  • sightunseensightunseen Posts: 2,130
    Hays:
    Wow....whoever catches the brunt of this is pretty much gonna die in a fiery blast of cigar goodness...
    Complete annihilation, immolation, destruction, and mailbox violation.

    I am hoping that this is going to turn into "The Expendables" of cigar bombs. A thanks in advance to all the guys that have volunteered so far.
  • Joeyjoe21_8Joeyjoe21_8 Posts: 2,048
    lol..yeah its a big one...and well deserved as well
  • laker1963laker1963 Posts: 5,046
    edit
  • ENFIDLENFIDL Posts: 5,836
    Joeyjoe21_8:
    yeah its a big one...and well deserved as well
    That's what she said...........
  • Joeyjoe21_8Joeyjoe21_8 Posts: 2,048
    yes, my lady tells me that all the time...but I cant figure out who she is talking about...some guy named jose...lol....
  • jship079jship079 Posts: 621
    Im down PM sent
  • bandyt09bandyt09 AKA Mr. Barley & Mr. HopsPosts: 4,339 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Tony, PM to ya.
  • sightunseensightunseen Posts: 2,130
    All PMs replied.
  • ljlljl Posts: 819
    Just saw this one now, PM inbound...
  • sightunseensightunseen Posts: 2,130
    ljl:
    Just saw this one now, PM inbound...
    Sweet. PM replied.
  • The SniperThe Sniper Posts: 3,910
    ljl:
    Just saw this one now, PM inbound...
    Me too! PM sent!

    ENDELE! ENDELE! JIHAD! JIHAD! I dont even know who it is, but...

    I KEEEEEL THEM!!! :-D
  • Sandman1amSandman1am Posts: 2,567
    The Sniper:
    ljl:
    Just saw this one now, PM inbound...
    Me too! PM sent!

    ENDELE! ENDELE! JIHAD! JIHAD! I dont even know who it is, but...

    I KEEEEEL THEM!!! :-D
    Now dat's sum fune chit write der!!!
  • robbyrasrobbyras Posts: 5,487
    I'm in... PM sent
  • rossdavey2rossdavey2 Posts: 979
    PM sent
  • sightunseensightunseen Posts: 2,130
    Man, this is going to be awesome. All PM's replied.
  • kommando32kommando32 Posts: 15
    Oh yeah, as you already know, I'm in!!!
  • cholmes8310cholmes8310 Posts: 1,585
    oh h*lll... pm to ya. Maybe I can get in on it.
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