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Cluster Bomb - Need Volunteers

wwhwangwwhwang Posts: 2,878 ✭✭✭
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PM me for target info, details, and/or why I wanna bomb this person back to the stone age. This BORK is a very deserving man. I can assure you guys of this.
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    t_evan50t_evan50 Posts: 1,725 ✭
    Pm sent
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    wwhwangwwhwang Posts: 2,878 ✭✭✭
    Replied. Any other volunteers?
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    sightunseensightunseen Posts: 2,130 ✭✭
    PM to you.
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    wwhwangwwhwang Posts: 2,878 ✭✭✭
    sightunseen:
    PM to you.
    Replied.
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    surfingzeekosurfingzeeko Posts: 628
    PM to you
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    wwhwangwwhwang Posts: 2,878 ✭✭✭
    surfingzeeko:
    PM to you
    Replied
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    jsnakejsnake Posts: 5,979 ✭✭✭✭✭
    We already talked :)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,917 ✭
    same here -----^
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    The SniperThe Sniper Posts: 3,910 ✭
    Sniper reporting for duty sir - I dont care who it is, I KEEL HIM!!! :-D

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    bandyt09bandyt09 Posts: 4,335 ✭✭✭✭✭
    PM sent.
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    wwhwangwwhwang Posts: 2,878 ✭✭✭
    The Sniper:
    Sniper reporting for duty sir - I dont care who it is, I KEEL HIM!!! :-D

    PM to you.
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    wwhwangwwhwang Posts: 2,878 ✭✭✭
    bandyt09:
    PM sent.
    PM'd back
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    Poker_SlobPoker_Slob Posts: 1,269 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The Slob is in the house! PM sent sir.
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    wwhwangwwhwang Posts: 2,878 ✭✭✭
    Poker Slob:
    The Slob is in the house! PM sent sir.
    PM sent back
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    lilwing88lilwing88 Posts: 2,812 ✭✭✭
    pm sent
    Guns don't kill people, Daddies with pretty daughters do…..
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    wwhwangwwhwang Posts: 2,878 ✭✭✭
    Although there isn't an official launch date, it looks like the bulk of this cluster bomb will launch tomorrow after talking to these fine BORKs. To whomever the victim may be, please post pics of the devastation we have left for you. :P
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    wwhwangwwhwang Posts: 2,878 ✭✭✭
    What's the sound of artillery? Crashin' down on the enemy?

    My package has been sent :P
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    ENFIDLENFIDL Posts: 5,836 ✭
    PM me the info brother. I need to wage jihad again...lol
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    ENFIDLENFIDL Posts: 5,836 ✭
    Well disregard I just saw it was launched. I should have read it all.
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    MrMokeMrMoke Posts: 321 ✭✭
    PM incoming, am I too late for this?


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    wwhwangwwhwang Posts: 2,878 ✭✭✭
    Actually, you guys aren't too late for this. Only my bomb's been sent that I know of. Everyone else hasn't sent it yet though...I think.
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    wwhwangwwhwang Posts: 2,878 ✭✭✭
    PMs sent to Moke and ENFIDL.
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    sightunseensightunseen Posts: 2,130 ✭✭
    Launched mine today.
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    bandyt09bandyt09 Posts: 4,335 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Launched this morning...............
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    t_evan50t_evan50 Posts: 1,725 ✭
    Launching tomorrow...;)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,917 ✭
    Launched this morning.
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    wwhwangwwhwang Posts: 2,878 ✭✭✭
    Target should be feeling the first wave today or tomorrow. Hope he graces us with some pictures.
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    mrpillowmrpillow Posts: 464
    Looking forward to seeing the results of this one!
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    wwhwangwwhwang Posts: 2,878 ✭✭✭
    Where oh where has our victim gone now? Oh where oh where could he be? With his mailbox gone, a bunker his house. Oh where oh where could he be?
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    The SniperThe Sniper Posts: 3,910 ✭
    To quote one of the greatest cinematic villians of all time, one Mr Roman Maroney (if you dont get the reference, GOOGLE IT!)...

    "YOU FARGIN BASTIDGE CORKSUCKERS! I'M-A GONNA RIP OFF-A YOU BELLS AND I'M-A GONNA SHOVE 'EM UP-A YOU ICEHOLES!!!" :-D

    Over the holiday weekend, I managed to pick up some flu-like crud that has been kicking my azz and I have been in bed praying for death all week. Finally started to feel better this evening, and woke up to an empty house. Good thing too... I walk into the living room and see a box on the coffee table. Had just enough time to notice bandyt's name on the package before I heard the ticking, and dove into the kitchen just as it went off.

    I pick myself up and begin to dust myself off and realize a curious thing... even though the explosion is over, the ticking hasnt stopped.

    Which is when I notice sightunseen's name on another box sitting on my counter.

    THIS explosion blows me over the half wall into the dining room. Battered and broken, I sit up just happy to be alive.

    ONLY TO COME FACE-TO-FACE WITH A THIRD, MASSIVE BOX FROM WWHWANG!

    You people are un-freakin-believable! Dont know what I could possibly have done to deserve this, particularly when Ive been so busy at work lately that I havent spent much time on here. Love you guys and love being part of this community, thats from the heart.

    That being said, retaliation is DEFNINITELY in order here with an extra special someting for the ring leader. Yeah, Im looking at you Hwanger! You could have just gone quietly to Canada. New country, new start. But no - you had to get one last shot in, didntcha? Well then, I leave you with a paraphrased quote from Mr Jack Nicholson from the movie "A Few Good Men."...

    YOU JUST F*CKED WITH THE WRONG DEAD TERRORIST! :-D

    PS: Will get some pics of the oridnance tomorrow! Stay tuned....

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