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Human, would you try it?

These Filthy HandsThese Filthy Hands Posts: 455
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Kuzi and myself were talking at work awhile back and we started to impose this question on all the helpless souls that we work with. It's actually a good question to ask. It sparked a lot of interesting responses. So, with that notion. Would you eat human if you were given the opportuntiy???
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  • The CankThe Cank Posts: 799
    Yes I would try anything once
  • VulchorVulchor Posts: 4,848 ✭✭✭✭
    Lol....My stepson and I disucussed this, nice to see we are not the only ones to think of great questions like this......My answer------------Serve it up!
  • sightunseensightunseen Posts: 2,130 ✭✭
    Me and my girlfriend have talked about this and the answer was yes. We went even further and discussed what kind of people would taste best. The conclusion was vegans.
  • VulchorVulchor Posts: 4,848 ✭✭✭✭
    NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Vegans would be stringy and bland. Best would be a 18-21 year old girl, who is fit but not overly athletic with just maybe 5-10 too many pounds.....She would taste like filet mignon, or perhaps lamb.-------------Of course my college roomate made the idea that kids under 5 would be best...kind of like a human veal. (Ive crossed the line havent I?....but it was a true conversation)
  • sightunseensightunseen Posts: 2,130 ✭✭
    We saw it in the same line of logic as grass-fed cows. Vegans wouldn't have all the junk that most people would have in their systems. I do agree wtih the slightly overweight comment. Guess it would be hard to find an overweight vegan.
  • laker1963laker1963 Posts: 5,046
    This is some pretty sick sh it guy's. WOW!

    Is it just me or does someone at C.COM keep messing with the swear word filter? I am sure some days some words are accepted, then the next day they are filtered. C'mon C.COM we are all adults here. we can handle it.
  • The CankThe Cank Posts: 799
    laker I saw that. It changed it. Weird
  • NYHCx516xNYHCx516x Posts: 728 ✭
    Yes
  • laker1963laker1963 Posts: 5,046
    The Cank:
    laker I saw that. It changed it. Weird
    Ummm, Cank? Could you please wipe whatever that is off your chin please? Ewwwwww, looks like a toenail.
  • Matt MarvelMatt Marvel Posts: 930 ✭
    Only for survival purposed, you know, like Alive.
  • JdoraisJdorais Posts: 652 ✭
    Good Evening and welcome to Canibale'! How would you like your human prepared this evening; rare, meduim rare or well done?
  • laker1963laker1963 Posts: 5,046
    Matt Marvel:
    Only for survival purposed, you know, like Alive.
    I would be the skinniest MF they ever found !! And people around me would be intact LMAO.
  • wwhwangwwhwang Posts: 2,878 ✭✭✭
    Only for survival. I can kill and cook an animal, but another human? No.
  • stephen_hannibalstephen_hannibal Posts: 4,317 ✭
    ....Do I really need to comment on this?

  • sightunseensightunseen Posts: 2,130 ✭✭
    stephen_hannibal:
    ....Do I really need to comment on this?

    So your name isn't Stephen Cannibal?
  • fla-gypsyfla-gypsy Posts: 3,023 ✭✭
    Vulchor:
    Best would be a 18-21 year old girl, who is fit but not overly athletic with just maybe 5-10 too many pounds.....She would taste like filet mignon, or perhaps lamb.
    I have eaten those plenty of times, very tasty, wait a minute, wrong thread!
  • VulchorVulchor Posts: 4,848 ✭✭✭✭
    Yeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw Gypsy....Now we can both agree on something:)
  • JZJZ Posts: 827 ✭
    That is disgusting, on the same page as smoking swishers on a regular basis and liking it
  • sirfoster83sirfoster83 Posts: 783 ✭
    Vulchor:
    NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Vegans would be stringy and bland. Best would be a 18-21 year old girl, who is fit but not overly athletic with just maybe 5-10 too many pounds.....She would taste like filet mignon, or perhaps lamb.-------------Of course my college roomate made the idea that kids under 5 would be best...kind of like a human veal. (Ive crossed the line havent I?....but it was a true conversation)
    Its only crossing the line if you chain them to the ground to keep the meat tender.. not that i've thought about it
  • sirfoster83sirfoster83 Posts: 783 ✭
    As for would I try it only if it was deep fried and seved on a stick at the state fair.

    With a deep fired snickers for dessert and some cold beer to was it down
  • phobicsquirrelphobicsquirrel Posts: 7,347 ✭✭✭
    Vulchor:
    Lol....My stepson and I disucussed this, nice to see we are not the only ones to think of great questions like this......My answer------------Serve it up!
    ..agree.
  • phobicsquirrelphobicsquirrel Posts: 7,347 ✭✭✭
    sirfoster83:
    As for would I try it only if it was deep fried and seved on a stick at the state fair.

    With a deep fired snickers for dessert and some cold beer to was it down
    deep fried snicker? how does this work? wouldn't the chocolate melt?
  • sirfoster83sirfoster83 Posts: 783 ✭
    they deep fry everything at the MN state fair. Pickles, Twinkies, and all candy bars.
  • cabinetmakercabinetmaker Posts: 2,560 ✭✭
    Only with fava beans..
  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,808 ✭✭✭✭✭
    wwhwang:
    Only for survival. I can kill and cook an animal, but another human? No.
    +1
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  • kuzi16kuzi16 Posts: 14,633 ✭✭✭✭
    Amos Umwhat:
    wwhwang:
    Only for survival. I can kill and cook an animal, but another human? No.
    +1
    lets just say a good friend of yours (who is in good health and in shape) was at work in an industrial plant when one day his arm gets lopped clean off.
    in hopes if reattaching it, he places it in a bucket of ice. the doctor says its not attachable. he has the opportunity to keep it if he wants. he freezes it. 3 months later he pulls it out for a BBQ. would you try it then?
    nobody died.
    its clean
    its being offered by the person who got it lopped off.


    i see no problem here.
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  • vegassparkyvegassparky Posts: 365 ✭
    kuzi16:
    Amos Umwhat:
    wwhwang:
    Only for survival. I can kill and cook an animal, but another human? No.
    +1
    lets just say a good friend of yours (who is in good health and in shape) was at work in an industrial plant when one day his arm gets lopped clean off.
    in hopes if reattaching it, he places it in a bucket of ice. the doctor says its not attachable. he has the opportunity to keep it if he wants. he freezes it. 3 months later he pulls it out for a BBQ. would you try it then?
    nobody died.
    its clean
    its being offered by the person who got it lopped off.


    i see no problem here.
    if he was a fit individual he wouldnt have much fat in his arm. so there wouldnt be enough fat to make it taste worth a crap.
  • kuzi16kuzi16 Posts: 14,633 ✭✭✭✭
    fit as in, not sick.
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  • vegassparkyvegassparky Posts: 365 ✭
    kuzi16:
    fit as in, not sick.
    in that case....i like bbq. and if the meat was removed from the bone. the mental image wouldnt be an issue
  • fla-gypsyfla-gypsy Posts: 3,023 ✭✭
    Nah, I was down with the 21 yo female with the extra 10 lbs, but some dude from the plant?, no way
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