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  • j0z3rj0z3r Posts: 9,403 ✭✭
    cabinetmaker:
    Only with fava beans..
    Dang, beat me to it. Of course you'd want it with a nice chianti.
  • kuzi16kuzi16 Posts: 14,633 ✭✭✭✭
    fla-gypsy:
    Nah, I was down with the 21 yo female with the extra 10 lbs, but some dude from the plant?, no way
    what if it was the hot girl at the plant's arm? what then?
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  • VulchorVulchor Posts: 4,848 ✭✭✭✭
    Kuz....I must say again (probably more definitively than I should)-------------SERVE IT UP!
  • kuzi16kuzi16 Posts: 14,633 ✭✭✭✭
    Vulchor:
    Kuz....I must say again (probably more definitively than I should)-------------SERVE IT UP!
    you bring the arm... ill provide the grill.
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  • vegassparkyvegassparky Posts: 365 ✭
    wow kuzi took the cheap part of the deal...doesnt cost him an arm or a leg....
  • VulchorVulchor Posts: 4,848 ✭✭✭✭
    :::::vulchor hits the symbals:::::
  • gmill880gmill880 Posts: 5,947 ✭
    Wrapped in bacon of course ... nawwww , I still pass ...
  • docedwardsdocedwards Posts: 319 ✭
    Did anyone else notice that the original post was made by a cook? Are we sure this is hypothetical? Ummm....
  • The SniperThe Sniper Posts: 3,910 ✭
    laker1963:
    Matt Marvel:
    Only for survival purposed, you know, like Alive.
    I would be the skinniest MF they ever found !! And people around me would be intact LMAO.
    Gotta go with my boy laker on this one fellas - aside from the opposable thumb, things like this are the only things that elevate us to the top of the animal kingdom!

  • cabinetmakercabinetmaker Posts: 2,560 ✭✭
    kuzi16:
    fla-gypsy:
    Nah, I was down with the 21 yo female with the extra 10 lbs, but some dude from the plant?, no way
    what if it was the hot girl at the plant's arm? what then?
    How hot? and would there be tuna on the side?
  • VulchorVulchor Posts: 4,848 ✭✭✭✭
    Depends how well she took care of herself I imagine :/
  • laker1963laker1963 Posts: 5,046
    With the exception of Sniper... sick ****. :)

    LMAO

    And I can't believe that nobody mentioned that proper seasoning would make it more palitable.
  • phobicsquirrelphobicsquirrel Posts: 7,347 ✭✭✭
    laker1963:
    With the exception of Sniper... sick ****. :)

    LMAO

    And I can't believe that nobody mentioned that proper seasoning would make it more palitable.
    I bet if I fried up a human and had some cow you probably wouldn't even know.... hehe.
  • laker1963laker1963 Posts: 5,046
    phobicsquirrel:
    laker1963:
    With the exception of Sniper... sick ****. :)

    LMAO

    And I can't believe that nobody mentioned that proper seasoning would make it more palitable.
    I bet if I fried up a human and had some cow you probably wouldn't even know.... hehe.
    Without Garlic and Onions... I wouldn't even give it a look.
  • phobicsquirrelphobicsquirrel Posts: 7,347 ✭✭✭
    lol..
  • Jetmech_63Jetmech_63 Posts: 3,451 ✭✭✭
    Deep fried, wrapped in bacon, covered in cheese and served with ranch. I would.
  • kingjk729kingjk729 Posts: 2,579 ✭✭✭
    As my boy Riann Wilson said in the rocker

    you know i have thought about this moment for the last 20 years wondering what i'd say to you, wondering what i'd do to you, and if this was a week ago, I would have attacked you all like a fierce wolverine and pulled the skin from your faces and treated myself to some human carpaccio or face jerky

    My answer is i would do whatever i need to do, to survive
  • SchroozSchrooz Posts: 165
    http://www.vbs.tv/watch/the-vice-guide-to-travel/the-vice-guide-to-liberia-6-of-8 Some anti-government warlord in Liberia's turmoil talking about eating the hearts of innocent children as a preparation for battle. He had some sort of out of body experience after one of the meals and subsequently became a deeply religious guy.
  • laker1963laker1963 Posts: 5,046
    Schrooz:
    http://www.vbs.tv/watch/the-vice-guide-to-travel/the-vice-guide-to-liberia-6-of-8 Some anti-government warlord in Liberia's turmoil talking about eating the hearts of innocent children as a preparation for battle. He had some sort of out of body experience after one of the meals and subsequently became a deeply religious guy.
    That's those damned mushrooms. They do that every time !
  • TatuajeVITatuajeVI Posts: 2,378 ✭
    ha, this is a really messed up discussion!

    My answer: only to survive. In the words of Ace Ventura, "Sorry, I don't do humans!"
  • These Filthy HandsThese Filthy Hands Posts: 455
    I always said, If I were to lose and arm in an accident, Eff reattaching it, we are grilling!!!
  • These Filthy HandsThese Filthy Hands Posts: 455
    docedwards:
    Did anyone else notice that the original post was made by a cook? Are we sure this is hypothetical? Ummm....
    I used to cook, I moved up in the world. Server/Bartender now.
  • kuzi16kuzi16 Posts: 14,633 ✭✭✭✭
    These Filthy Hands:
    docedwards:
    Did anyone else notice that the original post was made by a cook? Are we sure this is hypothetical? Ummm....
    I used to cook, I moved up in the world. Server/Bartender now.
    oh... i still find myself on the line from time to time.

    the next thought is this:
    dry rub, marinade, brine, or just a bit of salt and pepper?

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  • RaschNutsRaschNuts Posts: 882
    so i was reading this while sitting here at work, and asked they guy sitting next to me his thoughts on this. He seems to feel more confortable eating it if it was His arm that was beeing served up then someone elses.
  • JdoraisJdorais Posts: 652 ✭
    kuzi16:
    Amos Umwhat:
    wwhwang:
    Only for survival. I can kill and cook an animal, but another human? No.
    +1
    lets just say a good friend of yours (who is in good health and in shape) was at work in an industrial plant when one day his arm gets lopped clean off.
    in hopes if reattaching it, he places it in a bucket of ice. the doctor says its not attachable. he has the opportunity to keep it if he wants. he freezes it. 3 months later he pulls it out for a BBQ. would you try it then?
    nobody died.
    its clean
    its being offered by the person who got it lopped off.


    i see no problem here.
    Yeah, I'm in. When's the BBQ?
  • ENFIDLENFIDL Posts: 5,836 ✭
    No. I asked this awhile back on a Mustang Forum I'm on and got some intriguing answers as well. A lot more yes's than no's http://www.svtperformance.com/forums/road-side-pub-17/540271-cannabalism.html
  • kaspera79kaspera79 Posts: 7,257 ✭✭✭
    These Filthy Hands:
    I always said, If I were to lose and arm in an accident, Eff reattaching it, we are grilling!!!
    ... strange question, I would eat my own arm, but never anyone elses. It is a personal kind of thing.
  • laker1963laker1963 Posts: 5,046
    kaspera79:
    These Filthy Hands:
    I always said, If I were to lose and arm in an accident, Eff reattaching it, we are grilling!!!
    ... strange question, I would eat my own arm, but never anyone elses. It is a personal kind of thing.
    More like a Puro then mixed filler eh Kas?
  • Sol1821Sol1821 Posts: 707 ✭✭
    sightunseen:
    We saw it in the same line of logic as grass-fed cows. Vegans wouldn't have all the junk that most people would have in their systems. I do agree wtih the slightly overweight comment. Guess it would be hard to find an overweight vegan.
    lol im a vegetarian so close enough and im 6 stone overweight so 5-10 pounds on a vegan is more than possible :p
  • jship079jship079 Posts: 621 ✭
    Taste like pork best slow roasted over a open flame with apple wood chips
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