Question About a Certain Presidential Stogie
jlzimmerman
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Does anyone know what kind of cigar President Clinton used to, umm, "recon" Monica Lewinsky's neather region? Just curious.
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*shakes head*
Not sure I want to know why you are asking this.0 -
*shakes head and waits for urby to get on this one*0
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A very realalistic halloween costume?madurofan:*shakes head*
Not sure I want to know why you are asking this.0 -
Maybe he's looking for an "in" with Monica. Spot her across a smoky bar. Step to her, holding eye contact the whole way. Get right up close. Whip out a certain very special cigar. Put it in his mouth with a glint in his eye. Flare his nostrils.madurofan:*shakes head*
Not sure I want to know why you are asking this.
Awwww, yeah.0 -
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I don't know, but it was probably Cuban. LOLjlzimmerman:Does anyone know what kind of cigar President Clinton used to, umm, "recon" Monica Lewinsky's neather region? Just curious.0 -
Sorry Ron, but you're wrong, it was Australian.rdnstn:
I don't know, but it was probably Cuban. LOLjlzimmerman:Does anyone know what kind of cigar President Clinton used to, umm, "recon" Monica Lewinsky's neather region? Just curious.
(if anyone doesn't get that obvious joke, I'm sure someone would be kind enough to explain) 0 -
I thought it was a "Backwoods"... hehe0
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I can think of at least a couple -- e.g., because it came from down under, because it went into the bush -- so I'm not sure which one you intended.j0z3r:
Sorry Ron, but you're wrong, it was Australian.rdnstn:
I don't know, but it was probably Cuban. LOLjlzimmerman:Does anyone know what kind of cigar President Clinton used to, umm, "recon" Monica Lewinsky's neather region? Just curious.
(if anyone doesn't get that obvious joke, I'm sure someone would be kind enough to explain)0 -
Personally, I'd use a Gurkha Shaggy Foot to mop her up. Well, not her exactly (yikes), but someone of similar moral character.0
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Take it whichever way you like...a joke with more than one punchline is more interesting.urbino:
I can think of at least a couple -- e.g., because it came from down under, because it went into the bush -- so I'm not sure which one you intended.j0z3r:
Sorry Ron, but you're wrong, it was Australian.rdnstn:
I don't know, but it was probably Cuban. LOLjlzimmerman:Does anyone know what kind of cigar President Clinton used to, umm, "recon" Monica Lewinsky's neather region? Just curious.
(if anyone doesn't get that obvious joke, I'm sure someone would be kind enough to explain)0 -
Personally, I can think of better things to do with a cigar, and much better things to put in a hoo-hoo.dutyje:Personally, I'd use a Gurkha Shaggy Foot to mop her up. Well, not her exactly (yikes), but someone of similar moral character.0 -
I can't speak for ol' Bill, but if it was me, I would have used my trusty Man O' War Torpedo. But as for what kind of cigar I would utilize, I have no idea.0
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this took me awile to find. Um. Aparently he used a tempus? Never smoked or heard of it? Soo. Yeah that's what he used0
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An Alec Bradley Tempus? That's kind of funny since I was planning on picking some up next week to try. I've heard some good things about them.wmaxham:this took me awile to find. Um. Aparently he used a tempus? Never smoked or heard of it? Soo. Yeah that's what he used0 -
So have Monica's friends.0
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lololololol. Urbino gets a highfive.0
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I'm wondering now if I will be able to enjoy the cigar with a clear mind, and not have it's 'reputation' pop into my head. Hopefully there's nothing fishy about the cigar...urbino:So have Monica's friends.0 -
I was just reading up on the Tempus and want to try them but now you may have put me off for a while...0
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Wow. I'm gonna have to start making my wise-cracks more judiciously. With great power comes great responsibility.0
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Breaking new just in....tempus cigars sues urbino for 100 trillion dollers for putting them out of buissness with his wise cracks. Lol0
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nah,wmaxham:Breaking new just in....tempus cigars sues urbino for 100 trillion dollers for putting them out of buissness with his wise cracks. Lol
any press is good press
and how did this even make it on to the second page? geeeeeez.0 -
every one had short posts?0
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That's probably what started the whole incident... ba-dum-puhwmaxham:every one had short posts?0 -
Glad you're back Sirius.0
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New for 2009...
Gurkha HER Majesty's Reserve...
A lovely blend of "Trimmed" Filler tobacco, a smooth oily wrapper with vericouse veins and each box is... er... ummm... "Infused" by a Nicaraguan cooter0 -
Jesus H. Christ ...Lasabar:New for 2009...
Gurkha HER Majesty's Reserve...
A lovely blend of "Trimmed" Filler tobacco, a smooth oily wrapper with vericouse veins and each box is... er... ummm... "Infused" by a Nicaraguan cooter0 -
Harold?madurofan:
Jesus H. Christ ...Lasabar:New for 2009...
Gurkha HER Majesty's Reserve...
A lovely blend of "Trimmed" Filler tobacco, a smooth oily wrapper with vericouse veins and each box is... er... ummm... "Infused" by a Nicaraguan cooter0 -
HowardLasabar:
Harold?madurofan:
Jesus H. Christ ...Lasabar:New for 2009...
Gurkha HER Majesty's Reserve...
A lovely blend of "Trimmed" Filler tobacco, a smooth oily wrapper with vericouse veins and each box is... er... ummm... "Infused" by a Nicaraguan cooter
you know:
our father who art in heaven HOWARD be thy name...0 -
And his parents, Virg 'n' Mary.0











