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jlzimmermanjlzimmerman Posts: 282
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Does anyone know what kind of cigar President Clinton used to, umm, "recon" Monica Lewinsky's neather region? Just curious.
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  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    *shakes head*

    Not sure I want to know why you are asking this.
  • j0z3rj0z3r Posts: 9,403 ✭✭
    *shakes head and waits for urby to get on this one*
  • rmccloudrmccloud Posts: 160 ✭✭
    madurofan:
    *shakes head*

    Not sure I want to know why you are asking this.
    A very realalistic halloween costume?
  • urbinourbino Posts: 4,517 ✭
    madurofan:
    *shakes head*

    Not sure I want to know why you are asking this.
    Maybe he's looking for an "in" with Monica. Spot her across a smoky bar. Step to her, holding eye contact the whole way. Get right up close. Whip out a certain very special cigar. Put it in his mouth with a glint in his eye. Flare his nostrils.

    Awwww, yeah.
  • jlzimmermanjlzimmerman Posts: 282
    I was just wondering what the Prez smoked, and since this incident is pretty famous I thought someone may know what it was........and see what the ladies like :p


    And I can't resist to post this while on the subject....

    gobble gobble gobble
  • rdnstnrdnstn Posts: 993 ✭✭
    jlzimmerman:
    Does anyone know what kind of cigar President Clinton used to, umm, "recon" Monica Lewinsky's neather region? Just curious.
    I don't know, but it was probably Cuban. LOL
  • j0z3rj0z3r Posts: 9,403 ✭✭
    rdnstn:
    jlzimmerman:
    Does anyone know what kind of cigar President Clinton used to, umm, "recon" Monica Lewinsky's neather region? Just curious.
    I don't know, but it was probably Cuban. LOL
    Sorry Ron, but you're wrong, it was Australian. :) (if anyone doesn't get that obvious joke, I'm sure someone would be kind enough to explain)
  • PuroFreakPuroFreak Posts: 4,131 ✭✭
    I thought it was a "Backwoods"... hehe
  • urbinourbino Posts: 4,517 ✭
    j0z3r:
    rdnstn:
    jlzimmerman:
    Does anyone know what kind of cigar President Clinton used to, umm, "recon" Monica Lewinsky's neather region? Just curious.
    I don't know, but it was probably Cuban. LOL
    Sorry Ron, but you're wrong, it was Australian. :) (if anyone doesn't get that obvious joke, I'm sure someone would be kind enough to explain)
    I can think of at least a couple -- e.g., because it came from down under, because it went into the bush -- so I'm not sure which one you intended.
  • dutyjedutyje Posts: 2,263 ✭
    Personally, I'd use a Gurkha Shaggy Foot to mop her up. Well, not her exactly (yikes), but someone of similar moral character.
  • j0z3rj0z3r Posts: 9,403 ✭✭
    urbino:
    j0z3r:
    rdnstn:
    jlzimmerman:
    Does anyone know what kind of cigar President Clinton used to, umm, "recon" Monica Lewinsky's neather region? Just curious.
    I don't know, but it was probably Cuban. LOL
    Sorry Ron, but you're wrong, it was Australian. :) (if anyone doesn't get that obvious joke, I'm sure someone would be kind enough to explain)
    I can think of at least a couple -- e.g., because it came from down under, because it went into the bush -- so I'm not sure which one you intended.
    Take it whichever way you like...a joke with more than one punchline is more interesting.
  • urbinourbino Posts: 4,517 ✭
    dutyje:
    Personally, I'd use a Gurkha Shaggy Foot to mop her up. Well, not her exactly (yikes), but someone of similar moral character.
    Personally, I can think of better things to do with a cigar, and much better things to put in a hoo-hoo.
  • brettmanbrettman Posts: 34
    I can't speak for ol' Bill, but if it was me, I would have used my trusty Man O' War Torpedo. But as for what kind of cigar I would utilize, I have no idea.
  • wmaxhamwmaxham Posts: 80
    this took me awile to find. Um. Aparently he used a tempus? Never smoked or heard of it? Soo. Yeah that's what he used
  • brettmanbrettman Posts: 34
    wmaxham:
    this took me awile to find. Um. Aparently he used a tempus? Never smoked or heard of it? Soo. Yeah that's what he used
    An Alec Bradley Tempus? That's kind of funny since I was planning on picking some up next week to try. I've heard some good things about them.
  • urbinourbino Posts: 4,517 ✭
    So have Monica's friends.
  • wmaxhamwmaxham Posts: 80
    lololololol. Urbino gets a highfive.
  • brettmanbrettman Posts: 34
    urbino:
    So have Monica's friends.
    I'm wondering now if I will be able to enjoy the cigar with a clear mind, and not have it's 'reputation' pop into my head. Hopefully there's nothing fishy about the cigar...
  • zoom6zoomzoom6zoom Posts: 1,214 ✭
    I was just reading up on the Tempus and want to try them but now you may have put me off for a while...
  • urbinourbino Posts: 4,517 ✭
    Wow. I'm gonna have to start making my wise-cracks more judiciously. With great power comes great responsibility.
  • wmaxhamwmaxham Posts: 80
    Breaking new just in....tempus cigars sues urbino for 100 trillion dollers for putting them out of buissness with his wise cracks. Lol
  • kuzi16kuzi16 Posts: 14,633 ✭✭✭✭
    wmaxham:
    Breaking new just in....tempus cigars sues urbino for 100 trillion dollers for putting them out of buissness with his wise cracks. Lol
    nah,

    any press is good press



    and how did this even make it on to the second page? geeeeeez.
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  • wmaxhamwmaxham Posts: 80
    every one had short posts?
  • rusiriusrusirius Posts: 565 ✭✭
    wmaxham:
    every one had short posts?
    That's probably what started the whole incident... ba-dum-puh
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    Glad you're back Sirius.
  • LasabarLasabar Posts: 4,472 ✭✭✭
    New for 2009...

    Gurkha HER Majesty's Reserve...
    A lovely blend of "Trimmed" Filler tobacco, a smooth oily wrapper with vericouse veins and each box is... er... ummm... "Infused" by a Nicaraguan cooter
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    Lasabar:
    New for 2009...

    Gurkha HER Majesty's Reserve...
    A lovely blend of "Trimmed" Filler tobacco, a smooth oily wrapper with vericouse veins and each box is... er... ummm... "Infused" by a Nicaraguan cooter
    Jesus H. Christ ...
  • LasabarLasabar Posts: 4,472 ✭✭✭
    madurofan:
    Lasabar:
    New for 2009...

    Gurkha HER Majesty's Reserve...
    A lovely blend of "Trimmed" Filler tobacco, a smooth oily wrapper with vericouse veins and each box is... er... ummm... "Infused" by a Nicaraguan cooter
    Jesus H. Christ ...
    Harold?
  • kuzi16kuzi16 Posts: 14,633 ✭✭✭✭
    Lasabar:
    madurofan:
    Lasabar:
    New for 2009...

    Gurkha HER Majesty's Reserve...
    A lovely blend of "Trimmed" Filler tobacco, a smooth oily wrapper with vericouse veins and each box is... er... ummm... "Infused" by a Nicaraguan cooter
    Jesus H. Christ ...
    Harold?
    Howard


    you know:
    our father who art in heaven HOWARD be thy name...
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  • urbinourbino Posts: 4,517 ✭
    And his parents, Virg 'n' Mary.
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