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  • laker1963laker1963 Posts: 5,046
    urbino:
    And his parents, Virg 'n' Mary.


    HA HA you guys are all going to hell. LMAO. You won't like it there... your cigars will be VERY DRY !!
  • kuzi16kuzi16 Posts: 14,633 ✭✭✭✭
    well, if they just turned down the heater....
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  • urbinourbino Posts: 4,517 ✭
    laker1963:
    urbino:
    And his parents, Virg 'n' Mary.


    HA HA you guys are all going to hell. LMAO. You won't like it there... your cigars will be VERY DRY !!
    Hell's not a dry heat. It's a lake of fire. If anything, we'll have the opposite problem. I live in Memphis, though, so I'll be used to it.
  • laker1963laker1963 Posts: 5,046
    urbino:
    laker1963:
    urbino:
    And his parents, Virg 'n' Mary.


    HA HA you guys are all going to hell. LMAO. You won't like it there... your cigars will be VERY DRY !!
    Hell's not a dry heat. It's a lake of fire. If anything, we'll have the opposite problem. I live in Memphis, though, so I'll be used to it.


    I'm tellin' ya Urbi...you have not experienced TRUE hell 'til you watch your Gurkha HMR (that they give you complimentary on your way thru the gates) turn to complete ash instantly, as you set upon it with a lite. Brother repent your ways before it's too late.

    I thought Memphis was where all the COOL people hung out.
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    I'm ok with my spot in hell, I'll have plenty of company.
  • dutyjedutyje Posts: 2,263 ✭
    There is nothing I like less than going to a party where I don't know anybody. So if you think about it, my Hell is everybody else's Heaven... I bet it pisses them all off that I'm getting to the same place they are, but they had to work so hard, and I just had to be a jackass... but then it wouldn't be Heaven for them any more...

    In only a few sentences, I just proved that Heaven and Hell do not exist.
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    Damn near in a philosophical argument.
  • laker1963laker1963 Posts: 5,046
    dutyje:
    There is nothing I like less than going to a party where I don't know anybody. So if you think about it, my Hell is everybody else's Heaven... I bet it pisses them all off that I'm getting to the same place they are, but they had to work so hard, and I just had to be a jackass... but then it wouldn't be Heaven for them any more...

    In only a few sentences, I just proved that Heaven and Hell do not exist.


    madurofan:
    Damn near in a philosophical argument.


    Ya... but he never explained the HMR problem did he? Eh?
  • urbinourbino Posts: 4,517 ✭
    That one's easy, laker. A man could always douse his cigar in Monica, who'll be handy.

    Aaaaaaaaand we've come full circle.
  • laker1963laker1963 Posts: 5,046
    urbino:
    That one's easy, laker. A man could always douse his cigar in Monica, who'll be handy.

    Aaaaaaaaand we've come full circle.


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    I bow to your masterful perversion's SIR !
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    urbino:
    That one's easy, laker. A man could always douse his cigar in Monica, who'll be handy.

    Aaaaaaaaand we've come full circle.
    LMAO ... way to get the thread back on track urbi
  • rusiriusrusirius Posts: 565 ✭✭
    madurofan:
    Glad you're back Sirius.
    Never been gone... Just been harder to post since I've been keeping myself so busy at work lately... At home has been the same ordeal... Been too busy to even smoke... I think it's been like 2 weeks or something... Anyway, maybe I'll have one tonight...
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    rusirius:
    madurofan:
    Glad you're back Sirius.
    Never been gone... Just been harder to post since I've been keeping myself so busy at work lately... At home has been the same ordeal... Been too busy to even smoke... I think it's been like 2 weeks or something... Anyway, maybe I'll have one tonight...
    Well welcome back to posting and hopefully shmoking.
  • rusiriusrusirius Posts: 565 ✭✭
    laker1963:
    urbino:
    That one's easy, laker. A man could always douse his cigar in Monica, who'll be handy.

    Aaaaaaaaand we've come full circle.


    Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap Whistle whistle whistle whistle whistle whistle whistle whistle whistle whistle whistle whistle

    I bow to your masterful perversion's SIR !
    Don't worry, some pennicillin will clear that right up!
  • drkbanksdrkbanks Posts: 2
    The cigars come from a secret source, an expert roller who does custom blends for select clients.  The roller is quite modest and does not speak of his client base or would he want the info to become public.  He is renowned for his craft and does not want to be known for the indescretion.  I enjoy his cigars and respect his right to privacy, so unless Bill tells you himself,  the source will remain private.
  • LasabarLasabar Posts: 4,472 ✭✭✭
    But you can buy them on cigarextras.com...

    Seriously, I'm sorry... but that was just really funny
  • xanderxander Posts: 8
    Lasabar:
    But you can buy them on cigarextras.com...

    Seriously, I'm sorry... but that was just really funny
    Lol that's too funny. Almost spit out my coffee on the screen.
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