Kids say the darndest things......
lilwing88
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Me: "If you don't take care of your toys better than they're going in the garbage."
4 year-old Daughter: "Then they'll end up in the dump and then the incinerator where they'll be saved and brought back home?" (big s**t eatin grin on her face)
**sigh**
4 year-old Daughter: "Then they'll end up in the dump and then the incinerator where they'll be saved and brought back home?" (big s**t eatin grin on her face)
**sigh**
Guns don't kill people, Daddies with pretty daughters do…..
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That reminds me of a story my mother-in-law told me.
Mother-In-Law: "If you dont clean up your room I will vacuum up all of your Legos."
Wife: Gets down off the bed and picks up all the red Legos and proceeds to say "ok, there all yours."0 -
Has she recently seen Toy Story 3? If so, that's what you get for letting her see it, LOL. Both my daughters LOVE the Toy Story "Trilogy".lilwing88:Me: "If you don't take care of your toys better than they're going in the garbage."
4 year-old Daughter: "Then they'll end up in the dump and then the incinerator where they'll be saved and brought back home?" (big s**t eatin grin on her face)
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My kids can't come in our room without knocking. No lock and no knob, but there is punishment for not knocking. My oldest two are pretty good about it and I thought my 15 month old was too young to worry about it. Apparently before she can speak more than 20 words she has picked up on this and will not enter our room without knocking. Thought this was the most appropriate place to put that...1
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That's what she said.DSWarmack:Thought this was the most appropriate place to put that...Light 'em up.1 -
ROFLMAO, No *** that was the first thing that came to my mind when I read that post also, You beat me to it. Aswesome.JCizzle:
That's what she said.DSWarmack:Thought this was the most appropriate place to put that...0 -
JC, you are horrible! When I reread it it was the first thing that came to my mind too. Just got back from my trip to AUAB.0
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My wife to my grandson:" Where's Papa? grandson: " He's out blowing a cigar, granny"0
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That's what I do!DSWarmack:JC, you are horrible! When I reread it it was the first thing that came to my mind too. Just got back from my trip to AUAB.Light 'em up.0 -
My sister was talking to her granddaughter, my great niece Emma, age 9. Emma's grandfather on the other side of the family has recently passed away.
Sis: "How's your grandma doing? Is she lonely? Or scared, living out in the country by herself?"
Emma: "No, she has her dogs to keep her company and keep her safe."
Sis: : "Dogs? More than one? How many does she have?"
Emma: "She has 8 Rottweillers."
Sis: "Eight of them? Wow! Does she breed them?"
Emma: Puts hand to chin, scratches, thinks for a minute, then says matter of factly: "No, they take care of that for themselves."
Sister didn't dare ask, what's the image in that child's mind at that moment?
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain7 -
Daughter- Dad I pooped!
Me- How’d you get it on the wall?!0
