Thoughts from the Tipsy (or drunk)

VulchorVulchor FloridaPosts: 4,777 ✭✭✭
So Im downing a few tonight to relax and ease the sorrows, so ti smay be an intersting thread. The only rules are you must be drunk or tipse when making a new post----AND NO EIDITN FORSEPLLING ERRORS........Just drunken ramblings.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume??? Because their ugly and they smell bad--------oj bad joke to start. Drunken calls to the ex'es Im glad that part of my life os over....but there are times I wish I still made those calls.......Anyopne else ever get a nobber from a crappy boobie bar before it closed down???? What ever happened to all night pizza places outside of being in some huge as$ city??? What the he(l is twitter about anyway and I dont think if I even understood it I could understand what makes it good. --------Ok this sounded better with the thread title but Im going to go ahead and posty it anyway and see wwhat happens.

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  • roland_7707roland_7707 Posts: 2,834 ✭✭✭
    This would be a good one for lassie.
    One God, One Truth
  • beatnicbeatnic Posts: 4,133
    That would be "Thwwitwer" and keep it under 140 characters.
  • HaysHays Costa del Sol, SpainPosts: 2,338 ✭✭✭
    Dood vulchor you created a thread orf me and i love you for it... the numnber of times i drunk post on here is ridiculsous and i'm only following your rule here by not correcting any spelling eerros cuz normally i'm not this bad of a typist cuz i go back and correct mistakes when i make them.. but i normally use grammar better.. cuz yeah.. man i saw some hot women tonight..btu was draking too much to talk to em.. ah *** g'nite..
    ¨The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears, or the sea¨ - Isak Dinesen

    ¨Only two people walk around in this world beardless - boys and women - and I am neither one.¨
  • bipbip Posts: 483
    Can someone post a drunk comment for me? I can't join in on the fun right now
  • LasabarLasabar Posts: 4,473 ✭✭✭
    bip:
    Can someone post a drunk comment for me? I can't join in on the fun right now
    I phckin can't get bomed so i BOMB people out of spite and make sure that they feel my wrath for i caoont have any alcohol...

    I get drunk off of making other poieple buy mailboxes and having their wifes be pised...

    no beer, means no MAILBOXES!!!



    That good?
  • LasabarLasabar Posts: 4,473 ✭✭✭
    roland_7707:
    This would be a good one for lassie.
    Liqour? I don't even KNOW her!!!

    Why do they call them BUILDINGS, when they are allready don BUILDING them!?!?!



    I feel beetter when I drink Miller Lite out of 12oz can, but I really want to be drinking 40's all the time... but the neighbors would prolly get wrided out
  • xmacroxmacro Posts: 3,402
    *** *** yo ***; i got a **** agent who won't call for *** about a new apt i put an application in for , but th e little *** was riging my *** when I was asking about it; now the ashole won't return my calls for *** and I 'm about to slap some *** up in his botch if the *** doesnt give me a damn call and lemme now if i got the apt for not=r. i **** hate agents real easte ****.
  • lilwing88lilwing88 ChitownPosts: 2,812 ✭✭✭
    Thought I'd put this link in here..... just in case.
    Guns don't kill people, Daddies with pretty daughters do…..
  • xmacroxmacro Posts: 3,402
    Shaddup! I don't have a drinking problem ---insert amy winehouse joke about rehab--
  • y2pascoey2pascoe Posts: 1,727 ✭✭
    BUMP
  • y2pascoey2pascoe Posts: 1,727 ✭✭
    I saw an obese lady on a three wheel motorcycle today and it was a HIGH point of my afternnoon! Anything would have been better than listening to my fiance **** about her daughters father...AGAIN! [email protected] it! Im gfoing to get donuts tomorrow.
  • wwesternwwestern Posts: 1,397 ✭✭✭
    lilwing88:
    Thought I'd put this link in here..... just in case.
    **** party foul my friend!
  • wwesternwwestern Posts: 1,397 ✭✭✭
    y2pascoe:
    I saw an obese lady on a three wheel motorcycle today and it was a HIGH point of my afternnoon! Anything would have been better than listening to my fiance **** about her daughters father...AGAIN! [email protected] it! Im gfoing to get donuts tomorrow.
    Just wait till your married.... **** goes to crying.... how the *** do women not chug gatorade all the time with all those tears they should be dehydrated.
  • y2pascoey2pascoe Posts: 1,727 ✭✭
    wwestern:
    y2pascoe:
    I saw an obese lady on a three wheel motorcycle today and it was a HIGH point of my afternnoon! Anything would have been better than listening to my fiance **** about her daughters father...AGAIN! [email protected] it! Im gfoing to get donuts tomorrow.
    Just wait till your married.... **** goes to crying.... how the *** do women not chug gatorade all the time with all those tears they should be dehydrated.
    You really should have seen this fat lady on the bike.
  • wwesternwwestern Posts: 1,397 ✭✭✭
    women on motorcycles is odd no matter how fat lol.
  • grannejagranneja Posts: 382
    Two dudes on a motorcycle...wrong...that is all.
  • wwesternwwestern Posts: 1,397 ✭✭✭
    granneja:
    Two dudes on a motorcycle...wrong...that is all.
    I'm assuming by wrong you mean "gay"
  • grannejagranneja Posts: 382
    When I was in the DR I saw three guys on a moped. Also saw a mom dad and three kids on a small motorcycle.
  • y2pascoey2pascoe Posts: 1,727 ✭✭
    bump
  • y2pascoey2pascoe Posts: 1,727 ✭✭
    The Red Sox are bums and Sara Palin is a cartoon. Rick Perry jogs with a pistol...I want to find a joke here but I cant.
  • CvilleECvilleE Cville, KYPosts: 1,594 ✭✭✭
    I had a ew right, well my computer crashed...my ife was wantin to go to the store but i talkd her out of it till that sit happened. She wanted some 2 and *** back with a haf gallon of beam and 18 bud ice. Gotter up now but where am I......
  • CvilleECvilleE Cville, KYPosts: 1,594 ✭✭✭
    funny i reread my thing and it starred out one of my ords...must have een a bad 1...
  • camgfscamgfs Posts: 968
    Followin the rules....got to drinkin jus to post here hehehe. ok, done neow . Do I really gotta post this? serioulsly? stupid rules
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