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  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,811 ✭✭✭✭✭

    That^ looks like a serious minor injury, what happened?

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,090 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @silvermouse said:
    That^ looks like a serious minor injury, what happened?

    Very sharp kitchen knife 😂

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  • Diver43Diver43 Posts: 2,169 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:

    @silvermouse said:
    That^ looks like a serious minor injury, what happened?

    Very sharp kitchen knife 😂

    What were you doing in the kitchen? After the dishwasher fiasco, the wife won't allow me in hers anymore.

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  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Diver43 said:

    @VegasFrank said:

    @silvermouse said:
    That^ looks like a serious minor injury, what happened?

    Very sharp kitchen knife 😂

    What were you doing in the kitchen? After the dishwasher fiasco, the wife won't allow me in hers anymore.

    I heard he was slicing sausage and mistook his thumb for a sausage.

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  • Rdp77Rdp77 Posts: 6,554 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Don’t feel too bad Frank. I took a chunk outta mine too while dispatching chickens

  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,811 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Sliced my finger to the bone while halfway through dressing a roadkill deer years ago. Lots of blood everywhere. I wonder how many here haven't cut themselves at one time or another. Saw cuts are the worst though.

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2023

    @silvermouse said:
    Sliced my finger to the bone while halfway through dressing a roadkill deer years ago. Lots of blood everywhere. I wonder how many here haven't cut themselves at one time or another. Saw cuts are the worst though.

    Many times, twice while whittling. They sell gloves and guides to prevent these such things but of course it's an extra step so it's inconvenient. My Wife bought some knife guide protectors a while back but they've never seen use.

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  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,474 ✭✭✭✭✭

    My first real job was in the meat dept. of a small grocery store. We did the "12 free rolls w/ a lb. of hot ham" sale on Sundays. I was slicing the ham, the kind that came in a rectangular ham, 5# each. Once the ham got down to 1/2" we were supposed to flip the metal meat-pusher thing onto the slab and keep our fingers away from the blade. Well, I knew better of course, and wasn't dumb enough get my fingers close to the blade, no sir! Little did I know, by the time the ham was down this low, there was a hole in the ham that my index finger had nestled into and I saw the blood, my blood, before I felt anything, that blad was that sharp. Fingertip and fingernail got a 45* trim.

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  • Hobbes86Hobbes86 Posts: 3,184 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @TRayB said:
    Thanks @Hobbes86

    You're welcome, Todd. Those are one of my favorites from AJ Fernandez.

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  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @peter4jc said:
    My first real job was in the meat dept. of a small grocery store. We did the "12 free rolls w/ a lb. of hot ham" sale on Sundays. I was slicing the ham, the kind that came in a rectangular ham, 5# each. Once the ham got down to 1/2" we were supposed to flip the metal meat-pusher thing onto the slab and keep our fingers away from the blade. Well, I knew better of course, and wasn't dumb enough get my fingers close to the blade, no sir! Little did I know, by the time the ham was down this low, there was a hole in the ham that my index finger had nestled into and I saw the blood, my blood, before I felt anything, that blad was that sharp. Fingertip and fingernail got a 45* trim.

    Did you have any snout related mishaps back then?

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  • TRayBTRayB Posts: 2,148 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Hobbes86 said:

    @TRayB said:
    Thanks @Hobbes86

    You're welcome, Todd. Those are one of my favorites from AJ Fernandez.

    I got a good hour and 45 minutes out of it, too, while resting my knees from a hike!

  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,811 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Good day, all.

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