NEWBIE TRADING THREAD
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The newbie trade is for getting you on the good trader list and getting bombed by a sponsor so two wouldn't be in the spirit of the thing. I don't need any reason just to bomb you myself!!NineToes said:
I have the sticks to do two trades if that is ok/ acceptable here?Far_North_64 said:Hey don't steal my newb. I've been waiting for months😁Now this is not the end of the cigar. It is not even the beginning of the end of the cigar. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning of the cigar.0 -
All good. Just like the whole idea of trading smokes is all. Meant no disrespect. Just hate seeing a grown man whining about getting his new guy stole from him. 🤭Far_North_64 said:
The newbie trade is for getting you on the good trader list and getting bombed by a sponsor so two wouldn't be in the spirit of the thing. I don't need any reason just to bomb you myself!!NineToes said:
I have the sticks to do two trades if that is ok/ acceptable here?Far_North_64 said:Hey don't steal my newb. I've been waiting for months😁
And who knows,,,,,I might send some good bombs also.
Just trying to fit in Far North. My apologies.0 -
^Dan,
forgive the rookie, he doesn’t know what he just said.
Ninetoes start praying brother 🙏🏻2 -
You don't want to trade with Dan anyways, check out his last bomb to a well respected forum member:

I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.
@ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.5 -
@NineToes there was no whining I was just giving Jimmy a hard time. You have to have thick skin in this place or you will get run over... But hey once you finish the newb trade got me up we can work out another trade.NineToes said:
All good. Just like the whole idea of trading smokes is all. Meant no disrespect. Just hate seeing a grown man whining about getting his new guy stole from him. 🤭Far_North_64 said:
The newbie trade is for getting you on the good trader list and getting bombed by a sponsor so two wouldn't be in the spirit of the thing. I don't need any reason just to bomb you myself!!NineToes said:
I have the sticks to do two trades if that is ok/ acceptable here?Far_North_64 said:Hey don't steal my newb. I've been waiting for months😁
And who knows,,,,,I might send some good bombs also.
Just trying to fit in Far North. My apologies.If you want to bomb me send it to Tony @0patience

If you are a newbie I got Dem nachos....2 -
I was just trying to fit in with the whining comment. Maybe overstepped a tad being new but I will prove myself to you guys and gals. No disrespect intended. I always post with a smile on my face and love in my heart. No hate here. My apologies to all. And I will take you up on that trade! Many thanks for the offer!NorCalR1 said:
@NineToes there was no whining I was just giving Jimmy a hard time. You have to have thick skin in this place or you will get run over... But hey once you finish the newb trade got me up we can work out another trade.NineToes said:
All good. Just like the whole idea of trading smokes is all. Meant no disrespect. Just hate seeing a grown man whining about getting his new guy stole from him. 🤭Far_North_64 said:
The newbie trade is for getting you on the good trader list and getting bombed by a sponsor so two wouldn't be in the spirit of the thing. I don't need any reason just to bomb you myself!!NineToes said:
I have the sticks to do two trades if that is ok/ acceptable here?Far_North_64 said:Hey don't steal my newb. I've been waiting for months😁
And who knows,,,,,I might send some good bombs also.
Just trying to fit in Far North. My apologies.0 -
Haha. I took the time to read the note. He's a good dude. Those are top of the line! That humicare pack didn't hide the truth from me. LolVegasFrank said:You don't want to trade with Dan anyways, check out his last bomb to a well respected forum member:
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Come on, shown him the bomb I sent the next day!!! Plus I thought the wine coupon was a nice touch😁VegasFrank said:You don't want to trade with Dan anyways, check out his last bomb to a well respected forum member:
NT no issue at all on my part. I just wanted to spread the love and welcome you. Like I said I don't need a reason to bomb you so start reinforcing that mail box!!Now this is not the end of the cigar. It is not even the beginning of the end of the cigar. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning of the cigar.2 -
Yeah true, here it is....

I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.
@ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.6 -
I think the instructions suggest I post tracking info for my shipment to my sponsor, JGruvey in this thread, so here it be:
1Z7F5V291394479098 (UPS)
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^looks like UPS. I’m looking forward to seeing what you sent!0
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You’ll find out tomorrow. It won’t suck.
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Nicely done, @Fine137.6
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That ain’t no rookie trade! Very nice selection there.JGruvey said:@Fine137 The rookie blew me up! Let’s get this man added to the good traders list!
I’ll get your smokes out to you sometime this week brother and thank you for the selection. You are correct it does not suck!
If you quote me do the @TX98Z28 in your text or I won't be notified of your quote, Thanks.3 -
You're gonna fit right in @Fine137!
Hey Jimmy, you better send me one of those so I can quality check it for you....I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.
@ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.0 -
Definitely not a newb trade.@JGruvey send @VegasFrank the Gurkha ( not pictured) 😂
If you want to bomb me send it to Tony @0patience

If you are a newbie I got Dem nachos....2 -
Send all of your unwanted Gurkahs and RPs to me. I have the home of misfit cigars!I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.
@ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.0 -
Holy crap that there is a nuclear hit! Awesome job @Fine137.Now this is not the end of the cigar. It is not even the beginning of the end of the cigar. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning of the cigar.1
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The spirit of generosity is palpable in this place, wanted to do my part.4
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I'd like to clarify the Newbie Trade/Good Trader's List process, since it's been going on so long. This is a process for a senior member to vouch for a new member.
Newbs (seeking to get on the good traders list) will be paired up with a sponsor (someone who has 500+ post and on the good traders list) and will agree upon some sort of trade that the newb has to send first. Once the sponsor receives the newbs end of the trade he puts him on the list and sends out his end. All this can be handled in PM's but would like for all the delivery confirmation numbers to be posted here.
I'd like to add that the Newbie should have at least 50 and preferably 100 posts under their belts before their newbie trade so they have a good idea of what's expected and if they want to stick around this nuthouse.
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Thanks for the clarification Yak I’ll get my trade out to @fine137 tomorrow morning and then I’ll hold off until 500 posts. Didn’t realize there was a posting limit. Hope I didn’t upset anyone. If I did let me know and I’ll send Frank some of my finest Gurkha’s as penance. 😂
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I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.
@ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.5 -
Honestly I did not see the newbie post requirement. I would suggest adding it to the first post on this thread as that is what I and I think most would assume summarizes the rules.Yakster said:I'd like to clarify the Newbie Trade/Good Trader's List process, since it's been going on so long. This is a process for a senior member to vouch for a new member.
Newbs (seeking to get on the good traders list) will be paired up with a sponsor (someone who has 500+ post and on the good traders list) and will agree upon some sort of trade that the newb has to send first. Once the sponsor receives the newbs end of the trade he puts him on the list and sends out his end. All this can be handled in PM's but would like for all the delivery confirmation numbers to be posted here.
I'd like to add that the Newbie should have at least 50 and preferably 100 posts under their belts before their newbie trade so they have a good idea of what's expected and if they want to stick around this nuthouse.
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anarchy rules! Oh, wait, that's confusing.1
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Oops, I guess I've made an infraction or two, myself.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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