Damn You Redneck Mafia...and Thank You Too

MTuccelli
MTuccelli Posts: 2,629 ✭✭✭
in Trades, Passes and Bombs
I get this package today and it has this skull tape on it and I think to myself could this be a bomb. I check it out and don't hear any ticking and it passed the shake test. So I go to open it and that is when it happened, I moved in time saving me from the brunt end of the explosion but the fireball still got me and once again I will have to paint both my eyebrows on until they grow back.

Further inspection showed the trigger mechanism was taped to the underside of the lid, what a way to set a bomb up but that still didn't tell me who sent it. Inside were 3 bags of some of the finest sticks I have seen. Some I have smoked and enjoyed before and others I have not had yet. I check the box and way down in the bottom under some packing material is a note

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Seems the Redneck Mafia decided I was deserving of this wonderful gift. To be honest with you guys I don't do anything more then any of the brothers and sisters here do. I thank you for your generosity and kind words. You do realize now that you all are on Elmo'**** list.

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  • jsnake
    jsnake Posts: 5,979 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I would have to say they have brought shame on those Michigan fellas. That is one heck of a hillbilly bomb. Wonder if any of those sticks are related? Enjoy!
  • jliu
    jliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    whatta buncha ford f150 pbr drinkers
  • jliu
    jliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    jsnake:
    I would have to say they have brought shame on those Michigan fellas. That is one heck of a hillbilly bomb. Wonder if any of those sticks are related? Enjoy!
    do I plow through kim che like it ain't nobody's business? of course they're related. yeeeeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwww sonnnnnnnnnn
  • MTuccelli
    MTuccelli Posts: 2,629 ✭✭✭
    jsnake:
    I would have to say they have brought shame on those Michigan fellas. That is one heck of a hillbilly bomb. Wonder if any of those sticks are related? Enjoy!
    LMAO

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  • MTuccelli
    MTuccelli Posts: 2,629 ✭✭✭
    Jiunn I blurred that last picture so you would be able to see it lol

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  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    WTF is this???
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • Trident
    Trident Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭✭
    jsnake:
    I would have to say they have brought shame on those Michigan fellas. That is one heck of a hillbilly bomb. Wonder if any of those sticks are related? Enjoy!
    They only wish they were from Michigan! But damn nice hit
  • jliu
    jliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    MTuccelli:
    Jiunn I blurred that last picture so you would be able to see it lol

    ya know. it helps. i for sure see a cinco vegas and pah-dill-a.
  • 0patience
    0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'm thinking the Michigan Militia fellas should be offended.
    Sounds like a declaration of war to me. You guys should do something about that. LOL!
    Cause the Redneck Mafia just kicked butt on this one.
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • SleevePlz
    SleevePlz Posts: 6,249 ✭✭✭✭
    Nice hit Mafia! Just be careful taking shots at the Militia.
    LLA - Lancero Lovers of America
  • Toombes
    Toombes Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭
    Hehehehehehehe!!! Glad to hear that you like the sticks, Mike! Enjoy, my brother!
  • The_buffalonian
    The_buffalonian Posts: 987 ✭✭✭
    nice hit !
  • reggie713
    reggie713 Posts: 2,517 ✭✭✭✭
    very nice!
  • jthanatos
    jthanatos Posts: 1,571 ✭✭✭
    Nice one.
  • mmccartneydc
    mmccartneydc Posts: 3,413 ✭✭✭
    Bwahahahahaha! Glad they made it there safe, Hope you enjoy them!
  • jliu
    jliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    mmccartneydc:
    Bwahahahahaha! Glad they made it there safe, Hope you enjoy them!
    I did not know you are a part of the redneck squad. Who is all a part of this "squad"
  • Toombes
    Toombes Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭
    jliu:
    mmccartneydc:
    Bwahahahahaha! Glad they made it there safe, Hope you enjoy them!
    I did not know you are a part of the redneck squad. Who is all a part of this "squad"

    It would violate Omert
  • jliu
    jliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    Toombes:
    jliu:
    mmccartneydc:
    Bwahahahahaha! Glad they made it there safe, Hope you enjoy them!
    I did not know you are a part of the redneck squad. Who is all a part of this "squad"

    It would violate Omert
  • Toombes
    Toombes Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭
    jliu:
    Toombes:
    jliu:
    mmccartneydc:
    Bwahahahahaha! Glad they made it there safe, Hope you enjoy them!
    I did not know you are a part of the redneck squad. Who is all a part of this "squad"

    It would violate Omert
  • jliu
    jliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    Toombes:
    jliu:
    Toombes:
    jliu:
    mmccartneydc:
    Bwahahahahaha! Glad they made it there safe, Hope you enjoy them!
    I did not know you are a part of the redneck squad. Who is all a part of this "squad"

    It would violate Omert
  • Toombes
    Toombes Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭
    jliu:
    Toombes:
    jliu:
    Toombes:
    jliu:
    mmccartneydc:
    Bwahahahahaha! Glad they made it there safe, Hope you enjoy them!
    I did not know you are a part of the redneck squad. Who is all a part of this "squad"

    It would violate Omert
  • 0patience
    0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jliu:
    LA LA LA LAL LALLALALLALA. oh you just wait.
    Is that the smurf's theme song?
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • jliu
    jliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    That is not the smurf's song. that is the snoob lion song. so dumb he changed it from snoop dogg to snoop lion. yea, i'm freakin snoob phoenix and dragon.
    daniel - I am not the type to make cigar bomb threats. As such, I will let you think that.
  • Toombes
    Toombes Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭
    jliu:
    That is not the smurf's song. that is the snoob lion song. so dumb he changed it from snoop dogg to snoop lion. yea, i'm freakin snoob phoenix and dragon.
    daniel - I am not the type to make cigar bomb threats. As such, I will let you think that.

    So that means I need not fear the Snoober!!
  • The_buffalonian
    The_buffalonian Posts: 987 ✭✭✭
    jliu:
    That is not the smurf's song. that is the snoob lion song. so dumb he changed it from snoop dogg to snoop lion. yea, i'm freakin snoob phoenix and dragon.
    daniel - I am not the type to make cigar bomb threats. As such, I will let you think that.
    Snoob the magic dragon lol
  • Lee.mcglynn
    Lee.mcglynn Posts: 5,960 ✭✭✭✭
    Very nice hit guys!!!
    Money can't buy taste
  • Bigshizza
    Bigshizza Posts: 15,659 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Enjoy Mike a very deserving fella!! Now I'm in the mood for tater salad, greens, BBQ pork and cornbread!! Yummy
  • jliu
    jliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    Toombes:
    jliu:
    That is not the smurf's song. that is the snoob lion song. so dumb he changed it from snoop dogg to snoop lion. yea, i'm freakin snoob phoenix and dragon.
    daniel - I am not the type to make cigar bomb threats. As such, I will let you think that.

    So that means I need not fear the Snoober!!
    nosang at all. no need to flear
  • jliu
    jliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    The buffalonian:
    jliu:
    That is not the smurf's song. that is the snoob lion song. so dumb he changed it from snoop dogg to snoop lion. yea, i'm freakin snoob phoenix and dragon.
    daniel - I am not the type to make cigar bomb threats. As such, I will let you think that.
    Snoob the magic dragon lol
    hahah. > -_-
  • mmccartneydc
    mmccartneydc Posts: 3,413 ✭✭✭
    jliu:
    mmccartneydc:
    Bwahahahahaha! Glad they made it there safe, Hope you enjoy them!
    I did not know you are a part of the redneck squad. Who is all a part of this "squad"
    Snoobie Snoobie doodlebug......we have members ALL OVER in all walks of life!!!!! In fact there may even be one of us living very near to you!!!

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