Gurkha Widowmaker: Sorry, but no marriage made in Heaven for this noob.
raisindot
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All the cigar catalogs just endlessly hype the Gurkha cigars as being these absolute top-notch luxury brands, and the Widowmaker as being a cigar that retails for $50-$100 a piece.
Well, no way I was going to pay that much, so when one was available for $3.90 as part of the Cigar.com sampler I had to snap it up.
Well, I tried it yesterday, and I must say that, while certainly a pleasant medium-bodied smoke, there's nothing here that would come even close to justifying more than few dollars for it. Am I missing something here?
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Seems like the quality has suffered also.
Sure they may have an MSRP of $50+ a stick for those guys that have to brag that they're "smoking a Gurkha, one of the most expensive cigars out there...blah, blah, blah..."
Funny thing is, there are people out there that are impressed by that.
But did you ever stop to think why a $50 stick would be available for $4 in a sampler?
I'm not a Gurkha hater, I just smoke what I like and Gurkhas just aren't it.
Remember, you smoke cigars - not hype and marketing.
I'm 98% sure this is how they pick which leaves go into a blend.
1. They sit around and come up with catchy names
2. They figure out what they can use for flashy packaging
3. They come up with a ridiculous MSRP and laugh at the thought of someone actually paying that price
Then they throw the darts to come up with the blend.
And then of course, there's this------>http://www.cigar.com/cs/forums/thread/361286.aspx
I did a little research into the brand, and it does seem that much of it is just a lot of overblown hype. The staggeringly high MSRP is to make them look "elite" and maybe get them into some of the high-end boutique shops where price = status. I suspect that the prices they give to large-scale retailers (like Cigars International, etc.) are *MUCH* cheaper - so much so that these companies can afford to practically give them away.
The part that really made me laugh was reading that they recently celebrated their 125th anniversary by releasing a "special" cigar. According to their website, "The 125 years does not represent the amount of years that have passed since the current Gurkha Cigar Company was purchased by Kaizad Hansotia in 1989, but the amount of time elapsed since 1887, the height of the British rule that colonial soldiers first began to smoke and enjoy their own cigars from local tobacco. The fondness of the British for these legendary Nepalese fighters inspired them to name their cigars Gurkhas.
Yeah. Right.
K. Hansotia bought the name from a Portuguese merchant in Goa, India for ~$150 back in 1989. There's no 125-year legacy, just a lot of hoopla.
I'll stick with my Camachos.
I agree with Petey about the Ancient Warrior. The last one I smoked had a few construction issues, but was quite tasty. I also like the triple maduro. I thought the Widowmaker maduro was pretty decent.
Time in humi 9 months (No cell)
Normally RH - 68 Temp - 67-70
Cut using Xicar V cutter
I smoked a Beast yesterday while putting up Christmas lights. It was toothy with flawless draw. Burn was even thru out. It formed a small crack near the foot that was about half a dime in length. I am assuming it was due to the cold (46 ish) and not the usual "Its a Gurkha..." problem. It wasn't overwhelming in flavor nor complexity but had dark chocolate/sweet notes from start to finish. I smoked it to about a thumbs length and had to chuck it to go inside. I was very very please with it after the rest. I would have no problems picking up more on the cheap and letting them sit for 9+ months.
"I'm at the point in my life where if it doesn't taste good,I'm not putting it in my mouth"
I made my Gurkha debut with the Beauty then naturally the Beast....I didn't enjoy any of them no flavor what so ever...save for the undeniable smoothness of the smoke and fancy packaging to catch your eyes....they are absolute garbage if that's their trend.
So, I thought I would try more. Found a deal on this site for the black beauty.
Posted my find and was greeted by the Gurkha Police!
With experience, comes knowledge.
The cigars were awful. Outer wrapper would crack and unexplainable rips would occur.
I had them over a year and the only way I could finish them, was to keep them wet with spit. Still it's crap shoot.
The Gurkha police speak the truth, as I found out.