beatnic:Blasphemy!!!!! Comparing oneself to the Beard? The gaul! I'm a bit insulted by the comparison.The Beard is about more than the length and color of a man's whiskers. Its' about greatness. Its about the greatest cigar deals known to man. Its' about quality, value, greatness, coolness, OK Kugat!. Forgive me. I'm shaken.
The Beard:While impressive, nothing can compare to the awesomeness that is me or my current caretaker, Mr. Blythe.