Um I don't know how to process this

JSaint
JSaint Posts: 1,879 ✭✭✭
So I go to smoke a new cigar I have never had from a new box I just bought. Completely sealed from the factory. Diesel HotD. I go to lick the cap and a freaking 4 inch hair is in under the cap. image. Gross! I don't know what to do about the hair. I'm still smoking this sucker tho! image
"Beauty is in the eye when you hold her." -Ricky

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  • beatnic
    beatnic Posts: 4,133
    Think about it this way. Do you think the hair has more germs on it than the rollers' hands? Eat some yogurt.
  • JSaint
    JSaint Posts: 1,879 ✭✭✭
    beatnic:
    Think about it this way. Do you think the hair has more germs on it than the rollers' hands? Eat some yogurt.
    Dont care about the germs. Take lots of probiotics and I drink sour beer like a mofo. Just think its gross a hair ended up exactly on/in the cap. And now I think it's funny because the cigar is called hair of the dog lol!
    "Beauty is in the eye when you hold her." -Ricky
  • big chunks
    big chunks Posts: 1,607
    JSaint:
    beatnic:
    Think about it this way. Do you think the hair has more germs on it than the rollers' hands? Eat some yogurt.
    Dont care about the germs. Take lots of probiotics and I drink sour beer like a mofo. Just think its gross a hair ended up exactly on/in the cap. And now I think it's funny because the cigar is called hair of the dog lol!
    Sweet irony
  • Vision
    Vision Posts: 10,030 ✭✭✭✭✭
    big chunks:
    JSaint:
    beatnic:
    Think about it this way. Do you think the hair has more germs on it than the rollers' hands? Eat some yogurt.
    Dont care about the germs. Take lots of probiotics and I drink sour beer like a mofo. Just think its gross a hair ended up exactly on/in the cap. And now I think it's funny because the cigar is called hair of the dog lol!
    Sweet irony
    Just thank god its not a Hair of the Hog.... all curly and shizzzz......
  • perkinke
    perkinke Posts: 1,572 ✭✭✭
    That's what you get for buying from Bill and Monica's Smoke Shop!
  • Amos_Umwhat
    Amos_Umwhat Posts: 9,847 ✭✭✭✭✭
    are you sure it's hair? There's some kind of fiber, fishing line type stuff, that gets used in wrapping, or baling, I've found a few in "less expensive" cigars. Of course, hand rolled, it could be hair.
    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
  • raisindot
    raisindot Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭
    beatnic:
    Think about it this way. Do you think the hair has more germs on it than the rollers' hands? Eat some yogurt.
    Hands? I thought all cigars were rolled on virgins' thighs.... :(
  • Russ55
    Russ55 Posts: 2,762 ✭✭✭
    Look on the bright side, at least it's not a pubic hair, or red. Or both.
  • Roberto99
    Roberto99 Posts: 1,077
    Russ55:
    Look on the bright side, at least it's not a pubic hair, or red. Or both.
    ...thinking the same thing...