Calling all Newbies: (Or why 0patience needs a beat down)

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  • perkinke
    perkinke Posts: 1,572 ✭✭✭
    Nice work boys! Looks like the Big 0 has some work to do...
  • 0patience
    0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Rain:
    Tony...I'm down to help with return fire.
    I quite possibly might have to ask for some reinforcements. LOL!
    These newbs are actually doing some pretty heavy devastation.
    And even with the mighty tower humi, I might even have to whip up a makeshift tupper-dor.
    And that just ain't right.
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • Rain
    Rain Posts: 8,958 ✭✭✭
    0patience:
    Rain:
    Tony...I'm down to help with return fire.
    I quite possibly might have to ask for some reinforcements. LOL!
    These newbs are actually doing some pretty heavy devastation.
    And even with the mighty tower humi, I might even have to whip up a makeshift tupper-dor.
    And that just ain't right.
    My wife still has not noticed the credit card is missing...so...let me know. ;)
  • Echambers
    Echambers Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Rain:
    0patience:
    Rain:
    Tony...I'm down to help with return fire.
    I quite possibly might have to ask for some reinforcements. LOL!
    These newbs are actually doing some pretty heavy devastation.
    And even with the mighty tower humi, I might even have to whip up a makeshift tupper-dor.
    And that just ain't right.
    My wife still has not noticed the credit card is missing...so...let me know. ;)
    Ahh....that's so cute. You guys want to play together. <3
    -- "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick."
  • Rain
    Rain Posts: 8,958 ✭✭✭
    Psh...I remember my first bomb ;)MEDIIIIIICCCCCCC!!!
  • Echambers
    Echambers Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Rain:
    Psh...I remember my first bomb ;)MEDIIIIIICCCCCCC!!!
    As the Bear hit you back yet? 'Cause if not you might want to move quickly because he's going not you sh## out...
    -- "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick."
  • rsherman24
    rsherman24 Posts: 7,767 ✭✭✭✭✭
    0patience:
    rsherman24:
    "Newbies don't bomb me!!!" Hope you enjoy. Please, no return fire. This was only a warning.
    Yeah, we don't play like that.
    It is a moral imperative.
    ROFL!
    "We have not yet begun to defile ourselves" You may want to look into a cooler. Backup is en route. LOL

    My favorite cigar list here

  • bert873
    bert873 Posts: 2,561 ✭✭✭✭✭
    That was a bigger drop then I expected!
  • 0patience
    0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    rsherman24:
    0patience:
    rsherman24:
    "Newbies don't bomb me!!!" Hope you enjoy. Please, no return fire. This was only a warning.
    Yeah, we don't play like that.
    It is a moral imperative.
    ROFL!
    "We have not yet begun to defile ourselves" You may want to look into a cooler. Backup is en route. LOL
    Seriously guys?
    And Eric, the Nub Dub was not playing fair.
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • onestrangeone
    onestrangeone Posts: 2,441 ✭✭✭✭✭
    0patience:
    Rain:
    Tony...I'm down to help with return fire.
    I quite possibly might have to ask for some reinforcements. LOL!
    These newbs are actually doing some pretty heavy devastation.
    And even with the mighty tower humi, I might even have to whip up a makeshift tupper-dor.
    And that just ain't right.
    Looks like a total lack of respect from here! Lol. I'm always willing to help a brother out, just saying!
  • curtiscr79
    curtiscr79 Posts: 859 ✭
    rsherman24:
    0patience:
    rsherman24:
    "Newbies don't bomb me!!!" Hope you enjoy. Please, no return fire. This was only a warning.
    Yeah, we don't play like that.
    It is a moral imperative.
    ROFL!
    "We have not yet begun to defile ourselves" You may want to look into a cooler. Backup is en route. LOL

    Don't blame me
    9405 9036 9930 0119 5389 65

    I was told to spread the damage over several days.
  • 0patience
    0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    And this is the thanks I get from you guys?
    Hmmph. Helping out new guys and this is what you get.
    They turn on you.
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • New_Boots
    New_Boots Posts: 2,651 ✭✭
    0patience:
    And this is the thanks I get from you guys?
    Hmmph. Helping out new guys and this is what you get.
    They turn on you.
    Only two guys are "generally" safe from newb-attacks. You sir, are not Jim or Mike.
  • Echambers
    Echambers Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭✭✭
    New Boots:
    0patience:
    And this is the thanks I get from you guys?
    Hmmph. Helping out new guys and this is what you get.
    They turn on you.
    Only two guys are "generally" safe from newb-attacks. You sir, are not Jim or Mike.
    You really think they are safe?
    -- "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick."
  • 0patience
    0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    New Boots:
    0patience:
    And this is the thanks I get from you guys?
    Hmmph. Helping out new guys and this is what you get.
    They turn on you.
    Only two guys are "generally" safe from newb-attacks. You sir, are not Jim or Mike.
    Keep thinking that.
    Can't wait til Mike gets back. [Think in your head, "Wait til your father gets home"]
    ROFL!
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • Echambers
    Echambers Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭✭✭
    New Boots:
    0patience:
    And this is the thanks I get from you guys?
    Hmmph. Helping out new guys and this is what you get.
    They turn on you.
    Only two guys are "generally" safe from newb-attacks. You sir, are not Jim or Mike.
    Really? You don't think Jim and Mike can be hit? Hmmm....
    -- "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick."
  • New_Boots
    New_Boots Posts: 2,651 ✭✭
    Echambers:
    New Boots:
    0patience:
    And this is the thanks I get from you guys?
    Hmmph. Helping out new guys and this is what you get.
    They turn on you.
    Only two guys are "generally" safe from newb-attacks. You sir, are not Jim or Mike.
    Really? You don't think Jim and Mike can be hit? Hmmm....
    Oh, they can be hit. Heck, I hit Mike before he hit me. I was here for the "Death of Mike" Ccom carpet bombing.
  • 0patience
    0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You recruited a forum vet to hit me???
    Seriously?

    Gordon, why?
    I just got the wall back on the back door and you hit me.
    But totally awesome hit!!

    image

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    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • Echambers
    Echambers Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭✭✭
    0patience:
    You recruited a forum vet to hit me???
    Seriously?

    Oh sorry. Was I not suppose to do that? Oops :-).
    -- "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick."
  • 0patience
    0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Echambers:
    0patience:
    You recruited a forum vet to hit me???
    Seriously?

    Oh sorry. Was I not suppose to do that? Oops :-).
    Oh you are good.
    But I'll caution you. That can work both ways, you know. LOL!

    Oh yeah, you may wanna help Dougie rebuild his porch tomorrow. ROFL!!
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • Echambers
    Echambers Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭✭✭
    0patience:
    Echambers:
    0patience:
    You recruited a forum vet to hit me???
    Seriously?

    Oh sorry. Was I not suppose to do that? Oops :-).
    Oh you are good.
    But I'll caution you. That can work both ways, you know. LOL!

    Oh yeah, you may wanna help Dougie rebuild his porch tomorrow. ROFL!!
    Really I should not be held responsible for any of this. I simply wondered aloud what "could" happen. I most certainly didn't encourage these shenanigans that a lot of people hit you all at once is just a coincidence.
    -- "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick."
  • thedjfish@comcast.net
    thedjfish@comcast.net Posts: 1,692 ✭✭✭
    i'm laxing on my bomb abit, in the words of the joker "wait till they get a load of me"LOL, am i still encouraging the young ones to play with you?
  • pelirrojo
    pelirrojo Posts: 1,757 ✭✭✭
    0patience:
    You recruited a forum vet to hit me???
    Seriously?

    Gordon, why?
    I just got the wall back on the back door and you hit me.
    But totally awesome hit!!

    image

    image

    That hit was not associated with this thread. Someone simply suggested that I hit you... and I did!
  • rsherman24
    rsherman24 Posts: 7,767 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Gordon was pulled into this unknowingly. Well . . . Not really. He did still hit you without blinking an eye, but it was a coincidence. LOL

    My favorite cigar list here

  • Puff_Dougie
    Puff_Dougie Posts: 4,599 ✭✭✭✭✭
    rsherman24:
    Gordon was pulled into this unknowingly. Well . . . Not really. He did still hit you without blinking an eye, but it was a coincidence. LOL
    ...said the "Little Birdie"???? ;^)
    "When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
  • blutattoo
    blutattoo Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭
    Just when you thought it was over. More destruction to come 9505 5213 8551 4027 0004 75.
  • 0patience
    0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    blutattoo:
    Just when you thought it was over. More destruction to come 9505 5213 8551 4027 0004 75.
    Blu, Not you too?
    Someone just ain't playing fair.
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • blutattoo
    blutattoo Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭
    Someone dared me, sorry. I wont say his name, but it rhymes with schambers. All return fire should be directed due north.
  • Puff_Dougie
    Puff_Dougie Posts: 4,599 ✭✭✭✭✭
    blutattoo:
    Someone dared me, sorry. I wont say his name, but it rhymes with schambers. All return fire should be directed due north.
    I knew it was New Boots!! (Well... it kinda rhymes with schambers)...
    "When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
  • Echambers
    Echambers Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭✭✭
    blutattoo:
    Someone dared me, sorry. I wont say his name, but it rhymes with schambers. All return fire should be directed due north.
    That is so not cool! You might have just violated the newbie code. In fact I am sure you did:

    #17 newbies never sell out newbies,
    -- "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick."

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