Calling all Newbies: (Or why 0patience needs a beat down)

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  • RedRex06
    RedRex06 Posts: 155
    And where might this newbie code be, sir? Hmm?
  • New_Boots
    New_Boots Posts: 2,651 ✭✭
    Puff_Dougie:
    blutattoo:
    Someone dared me, sorry. I wont say his name, but it rhymes with schambers. All return fire should be directed due north.
    I knew it was New Boots!! (Well... it kinda rhymes with schambers)...
    What the! How the?
  • Puff_Dougie
    Puff_Dougie Posts: 4,599 ✭✭✭✭✭
    New Boots:
    Puff_Dougie:
    blutattoo:
    Someone dared me, sorry. I wont say his name, but it rhymes with schambers. All return fire should be directed due north.
    I knew it was New Boots!! (Well... it kinda rhymes with schambers)...
    What the! How the?
    Sometimes I read things, and it just totally throws off my sense of rhyme...

    New Boots:
    Puff_Dougie:
    Whew! I sure am glad I'm not a "newbie" anymore! Mike, lemme know if you need any help whoopin' these young'uns!
    Mike...Doug is a newb
    ;^)
    "When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
  • 0patience
    0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    And curt (curtiscr79) hits a man when he's down.
    Awesome selection and I've been told by one of my buddies to try Maker's Mark.
    Now I get to try it. LOL!

    And here is the beat down.

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    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • curtiscr79
    curtiscr79 Posts: 859
    I'm glad it made it. Enjoy, you deserve it!
  • WaltBasil
    WaltBasil Posts: 1,757 ✭✭✭
    Echambers:
    blutattoo:
    Someone dared me, sorry. I wont say his name, but it rhymes with schambers. All return fire should be directed due north.
    That is so not cool! You might have just violated the newbie code. In fact I am sure you did:

    #17 newbies never sell out newbies,
    oh no. Not #17. Remember the last one that violated #17, echambers? Whatever happened to him anyways?
  • blutattoo
    blutattoo Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭
    Damn it my list only went to rule 15. I think your secret is still safe though he never reads these threads, right?
  • Rain
    Rain Posts: 8,958 ✭✭✭
    Round two....do it son!
  • Brianak
    Brianak Posts: 255
    Anyone want to send me his addy?
  • avengethis
    avengethis Posts: 5,697 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Brianak:
    Anyone want to send me his addy?
    Check your pm bro.
    Team O'Donnell FTW!

    "I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke ever last one of 'em." - Ron White
  • Echambers
    Echambers Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ha! I forgot how much fun that was. Poor Tony. Poor, poor Tony.
    -- "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick."
  • Echambers
    Echambers Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bump for Tony  
    -- "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick."
  • BigDaddy
    BigDaddy Posts: 124 ✭✭✭
     Opatience... Wow!  40 sticks?!  Now that's what I call a bomb!  

    You guys are so cool!! 
    Danny B
  • 0patience
    0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Dammit Eric!
    Why you gotta go and do that?

    https://youtu.be/nDwQJ64UpFQ
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • Nolagizmo
    Nolagizmo Posts: 1,914 ✭✭✭✭✭
    That's naughty and nice. Eric should be targeted too. You will take fire from this Tony and I like firing at you, but this time the instigator gets my treat. You can let the snorkel rest
    "Come party with me in Tennessee for my birthday July we can smoke in the Smokey's."
  • Wylaff
    Wylaff Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭✭✭
    This made me laugh.
    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
  • rsherman24
    rsherman24 Posts: 7,764 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yep, Tony does not like getting bombed by Noobs or @nOObAlliance

  • matkn293
    matkn293 Posts: 3,565 ✭✭✭✭✭
    LMAO!!!!

    Life is too short to smoke bad cigars!!!

    Oh when the Blues, Oh when the Blues, Oh when the Blues go marching in!


  • 90+_Irishman
    90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    And now I have totally forgotten the purpose of this thread.... I simply see a great set of boobs and some, yeah I will just leave that unfinished :D

    Brett
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • Nolagizmo
    Nolagizmo Posts: 1,914 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    "Come party with me in Tennessee for my birthday July we can smoke in the Smokey's."
  • Wylaff
    Wylaff Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Did you just respond to a 2 year old call to arms?








     <3 



    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
  • Nolagizmo
    Nolagizmo Posts: 1,914 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I took a drunken shot. It's gonna miss zero on its flight west. Should land top left of the map
    "Come party with me in Tennessee for my birthday July we can smoke in the Smokey's."
  • Wylaff
    Wylaff Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Love it. Carry on Sir...
    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
  • 0patience
    0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Nolagizmo said:
    I took a drunken shot. It's gonna miss zero on its flight west. Should land top left of the map
    Kind of digging that. LOL!
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • Echambers
    Echambers Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭✭✭
    0patience said:
    Nolagizmo said:
    I took a drunken shot. It's gonna miss zero on its flight west. Should land top left of the map
    Kind of digging that. LOL!
    You're both little ****.
    -- "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick."
  • tabako
    tabako Posts: 365 ✭✭✭✭
    Echambers said:
    0patience:
    Curious how you guys are gonna hit me with all these empty humis.
    Seems like trying to go to war with big cannons and no ammunition. ROFL!
    My sweet says I have TOO MANY cigars. TOO MANY. I told her "I'll fix that, my sweet...."
    Is there such a thing as TOO MANY?   :o 
  • Lee.mcglynn
    Lee.mcglynn Posts: 5,960 ✭✭✭✭
    tabako said:
    Echambers said:
    0patience:
    Curious how you guys are gonna hit me with all these empty humis.
    Seems like trying to go to war with big cannons and no ammunition. ROFL!
    My sweet says I have TOO MANY cigars. TOO MANY. I told her "I'll fix that, my sweet...."
    Is there such a thing as TOO MANY?   :o 
    Yes when storage just can't keep up and there is no more room for storage!
    Money can't buy taste
  • Nolagizmo
    Nolagizmo Posts: 1,914 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Echambers said:
    0patience said:
    Nolagizmo said:
    I took a drunken shot. It's gonna miss zero on its flight west. Should land top left of the map
    Kind of digging that. LOL!
    You're both little ****.
    Oh that did it! I'm gonna fuss now cause I can't fire round 2 off before you move... it's OK. I'll get you next time amigo someone will get those fresh nachos soon enough.
    "Come party with me in Tennessee for my birthday July we can smoke in the Smokey's."
  • 0patience
    0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Nolagizmo said:
    Echambers said:
    0patience said:
    Nolagizmo said:
    I took a drunken shot. It's gonna miss zero on its flight west. Should land top left of the map
    Kind of digging that. LOL!
    You're both little ****.
    Oh that did it! I'm gonna fuss now cause I can't fire round 2 off before you move... it's OK. I'll get you next time amigo someone will get those fresh nachos soon enough.
    I'm thinking Eric will need some house warming gifts.
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.