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I've been thinking about how idiotic those Warning stickers are on the cigar box above. Not sure why the law dictates they say those words. And wonder why we don't have labels on every piece of fruit and product that says
WARNING, this product contains carbon. Carbon is an addictive chemical. We strongly urge mature and appropriate use of said chemical, as a carbon deficit will cause death, and an overabundance will cause carbon overload thereby resulting in death.
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Also dry begged a birthday present from the master @Guitarded. I know it's a birthday present because it came in the mail with wrapping paper lol! Nice touch Michael!
Now when I am out on the herf, I don't have to rely on GrubHub. I can just cook me up a quick steak instead!
Thanks brother!
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LMAO!
You mentioned casino freebies on the vherf, when I scraped the dust off of that box I knew where it had to go.
Happy birthday and tailgating bro.
Friends don't let good friends smoke cheap cigars.
GROSS INSUBORDINATION!!!!
Conduct unbecoming an officer, failure to follow a direct order, and a few other charges to be filed later!
There was a brief discussion recently regarding Opus X Lost City cigars. @cigarexplorer offered to send me one and I distinctly told him and sent a pm to please NOT send me anything. In true forum form he completely disregarded my request and blew up my house.
This behavior demands retribution. Watch your back young man.
Thanks Orlando.
Friends don't let good friends smoke cheap cigars.
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Glad they made it in good shape. I figured you could try before you commit to some. But if you want to blame anyone, blame @VegasFrank he threw you under the bus. Haha. Enjoy!!
Orlando muled me a box of Karloff and took the opportunity to send bodyguards. Thanks Orlando!! @cigarexplorer
"I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form." -- Winston Churchill "LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter
Finally decided to check out a mahogany and leather joint in the nice part of town. They had a lot of good crap, including zombies and the super deluxe, but they were expensive as hell. Won't be going back there after they run out of Neanderthal lanceros...
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LMK, OK? My discount at Atlantic has the price at $96.
Will do.
Got these Monday. Buying freeze had a little pause for a moment.
Couldn't pass these up for cheap
I've been thinking about how idiotic those Warning stickers are on the cigar box above. Not sure why the law dictates they say those words. And wonder why we don't have labels on every piece of fruit and product that says
WARNING, this product contains carbon. Carbon is an addictive chemical. We strongly urge mature and appropriate use of said chemical, as a carbon deficit will cause death, and an overabundance will cause carbon overload thereby resulting in death.
Yes I quoted my own post. Rant over
More like: "Combustion of this product releases volatile organic compounds that are known to be tasty and may cause relaxation and enjoyment".
@Vision made me do it...
Nice! Any box dates on those suckahz
Figured I'd get more while the getting is cheap.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Buy low, smoke high. Um what?
My favorite cigar list here
One of my B&Ms brought in some newer stuff.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Very excited to try these. Newest Lost and Found
Some DD stuff....
Also dry begged a birthday present from the master @Guitarded. I know it's a birthday present because it came in the mail with wrapping paper lol! Nice touch Michael!
Now when I am out on the herf, I don't have to rely on GrubHub. I can just cook me up a quick steak instead!
Thanks brother!
Thank God I’m still on a buying freeze
LMAO!
You mentioned casino freebies on the vherf, when I scraped the dust off of that box I knew where it had to go.
Happy birthday and tailgating bro.
@Vision let me know how the Sir Louis sticks are. Been curious about those.
If you want to bomb me send it to Tony @0patience
If you are a newbie I got Dem nachos....
Absolutely
GROSS INSUBORDINATION!!!!
Conduct unbecoming an officer, failure to follow a direct order, and a few other charges to be filed later!
There was a brief discussion recently regarding Opus X Lost City cigars.
@cigarexplorer offered to send me one and I distinctly told him and sent a pm to please NOT send me anything. In true forum form he completely disregarded my request and blew up my house.
This behavior demands retribution. Watch your back young man.
Thanks Orlando.
Very nice Orlando!!
Well played Orlando!
If you want to bomb me send it to Tony @0patience
If you are a newbie I got Dem nachos....
Dry beggar
Glad they made it in good shape. I figured you could try before you commit to some. But if you want to blame anyone, blame @VegasFrank he threw you under the bus. Haha. Enjoy!!
The king keeps raising the bar
My favorite cigar list here
Orlando muled me a box of Karloff and took the opportunity to send bodyguards. Thanks Orlando!! @cigarexplorer
-- Winston Churchill
"LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter
Finally decided to check out a mahogany and leather joint in the nice part of town. They had a lot of good crap, including zombies and the super deluxe, but they were expensive as hell. Won't be going back there after they run out of Neanderthal lanceros...
Had to split these so Colleen wouldn't kill me. Couldn't pass them up especially for the price.
MOW badge received.
New cutter. Should have bought 5. Doubt I'll see this agian for such a low price.