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    TrishTrish Posts: 1,908 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2018
    Sketch6995 said:
    @Trish
     I don't drink anymore, I'm not allowed.
    You see last time I drank it was Tequila..... We were at the whisky a go go on sunset boulevard. And I woke up in a strange bed in a strange house I was b.u.t.t. naked and someone had been sleeping next to me.  It was painfully obvious I had had s.e x.
     And when I rolled over to find my pants....... I found instead, a pair of panties that were so big I could have used them for a parachute.
    I could hear the shower running in the next room so I did what any grown a.s.s man would do.....
    I bolted.
     It took me 3 days to find my car not to mention a 5 hour trip home with 4 bus changes
    Hey,  big girls need love too. So what i'm hearing is not only did you cut down on pollution by taking the bus you did community service... where's the negative in this...?? Hehehe. 
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    ForMudForMud Posts: 2,336 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Me thinks he was just scared.  :)

    Never did like bony girls.....They never seemed to like to cook.
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    StubbleStubble Posts: 8,210 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ForMud said:
    ^ What was the exact brand of that Tequila? ..........
    Whale Oil Beef Hooked Tequila.
    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
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    StubbleStubble Posts: 8,210 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Stubble said:
    ForMud said:
    ^ What was the exact brand of that Tequila? ..........
    Whale Oil Beef Hooked Tequila.
    Ya have to say it with an Irish accent....it's sofa king funny!
    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
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    dirtdudedirtdude Posts: 5,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Thanks Paco, almost forgot what the topic was.
    A little dirt never hurt
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    TrishTrish Posts: 1,908 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2018
    dirtdude said:
    Thanks Paco, almost forgot what the topic was.
    @dirtdude well right now it sounds like you're making it all about your whining  :p   :D
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    YaksterYakster Posts: 25,884 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Sketch6995Sketch6995 Posts: 4,495 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Will not get rid of cigar breath ^^^
    The higher.......the fewer.  ( Alexander Rozhenko)

     What you can't forgive......you will become.
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    MarkwellMarkwell Posts: 1,616 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Trish said:
    ForMud said:
    Me thinks he was just scared.  :)

    Never did like bony girls.....They never seemed to like to cook.
    Hahaha that's one way to look at it. I've just always thought a thicker girl was more attractive with curves.  Those skinny mini's need a cheeseburger  :p
    Unless I can see her ribs, there' no such word in my vocabulary as too skinny. Skinny girls need lovin' too  ;)

    Happy belated, Trish!
    “Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.” – George Burns
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    Sketch6995Sketch6995 Posts: 4,495 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ya I bit on the nukes  ^^^^^ too
    The higher.......the fewer.  ( Alexander Rozhenko)

     What you can't forgive......you will become.
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    Pacman84Pacman84 Posts: 2,753 ✭✭✭✭✭
    dirtdude said:

    Are these folks from BnB from the forum cuz they sure count like us, ordered 10 get 22
    Nice Randy!
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    ForMudForMud Posts: 2,336 ✭✭✭✭✭
    dirtdude said:

    Are these folks from BnB from the forum cuz they sure count like us, ordered 10 get 22
    True that.....They do hook you up. I gotta take a ride up there one of these days.
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    Sketch6995Sketch6995 Posts: 4,495 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Trish said:
    @Significant3 hit me with the help of a bus driver...is that an Andalusian Bull I see? Hehehe 

    Thanks Bryson much appreciate !!!
    Idk who would throw you under the bus.....
    The higher.......the fewer.  ( Alexander Rozhenko)

     What you can't forgive......you will become.
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    Sketch6995Sketch6995 Posts: 4,495 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Tasty looking pile of rockets ^^^^^
    The higher.......the fewer.  ( Alexander Rozhenko)

     What you can't forgive......you will become.
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    NorCalR1NorCalR1 Posts: 4,197 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @Sketch6995 if you haven't tried the Viaje tree you are in for a treat they are smoking really well now they have some time in the cooler. I'm headed back to Vegas in September and will make another trip to Casa "to look"... Enjoy the smokes Jeff

    If you want to bomb me send it to Tony @0patience :D
    If you are a newbie I got Dem nachos....

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    Usaf06Usaf06 Posts: 11,015 ✭✭✭✭✭
    those grimalkin are great
    "I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
    -- Winston Churchill

    "LET'S GO FRANCIS"     Peter

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