Is that Mammoth or Mammoths? Or Mammothesseessessssss
I'm not voting. If I was, I couldn't vote for the mammoth or the hockey club. What's the 3rd one?
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Here you go. It will be impossible to win a Stanley cup with any of these freaking names.
•Utah Hockey Club.
•Utah Mammoth.
•Utah Wasatch. Basically a replacement for “Utah Yeti”
HEEEERRRRREEEE COMES YOUR UTAAAAHHH WAAAAAAASAAAAATCH
(fuggin stupid)
I vote for relegation to the AHL.
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And what the hell is with the Utah Mammoth? Are they like Voltron? Do all 20 guys form a giant hairy elephant robot that destroys its competition by skating as one? Does it have any lasers or guns when it becomes Mammoth? Does one of the guys become the hockey stick? Does the mammoth hold its stick by standing on its hind legs and holding it with one of its paws (or hoofs or whatever the hell a mammoth has for feet), or does it have four ice skates and hold the stick in its trunk? Does it wear a regular helmet with a visor or does it wear a goalie mask? Is one of the guys the goalie mask? Is the goalie the goalie mask?
Maybe it's giant tusks act as two hockey sticks. Or maybe it holds the hockey stick in its trunk, but one of its tusks is the blocker pad with the goalie stick and the other is the goalie glove. What happens when it fights? Does it drop pads? Does a Mammoth actually need pads?
I need answers.
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Vegas is following suit and is officially renaming all of its teams:
The Vegas Golden Knight
The Las Vegas Raider
The Las Vegas A
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@VegasFrank
You voting for the Utah Mammoth?
Is that Mammoth or Mammoths? Or Mammothesseessessssss
I'm not voting. If I was, I couldn't vote for the mammoth or the hockey club. What's the 3rd one?
Here you go. It will be impossible to win a Stanley cup with any of these freaking names.
•Utah Hockey Club.
•Utah Mammoth.
•Utah Wasatch. Basically a replacement for “Utah Yeti”
HEEEERRRRREEEE COMES YOUR UTAAAAHHH WAAAAAAASAAAAATCH
(fuggin stupid)
I vote for relegation to the AHL.
And what the hell is with the Utah Mammoth? Are they like Voltron? Do all 20 guys form a giant hairy elephant robot that destroys its competition by skating as one? Does it have any lasers or guns when it becomes Mammoth? Does one of the guys become the hockey stick? Does the mammoth hold its stick by standing on its hind legs and holding it with one of its paws (or hoofs or whatever the hell a mammoth has for feet), or does it have four ice skates and hold the stick in its trunk? Does it wear a regular helmet with a visor or does it wear a goalie mask? Is one of the guys the goalie mask? Is the goalie the goalie mask?
Maybe it's giant tusks act as two hockey sticks. Or maybe it holds the hockey stick in its trunk, but one of its tusks is the blocker pad with the goalie stick and the other is the goalie glove. What happens when it fights? Does it drop pads? Does a Mammoth actually need pads?
I need answers.
Vegas is following suit and is officially renaming all of its teams:
The Vegas Golden Knight
The Las Vegas Raider
The Las Vegas A
And Cleveland!
"Introducing your CLEVELAND BROWN!"