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  • Vision
    Vision Posts: 10,063 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank

    You voting for the Utah Mammoth?

    Is that Mammoth or Mammoths? Or Mammothesseessessssss

  • VegasFrank
    VegasFrank Posts: 20,599 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Vision said:
    @VegasFrank

    You voting for the Utah Mammoth?

    Is that Mammoth or Mammoths? Or Mammothesseessessssss

    I'm not voting. If I was, I couldn't vote for the mammoth or the hockey club. What's the 3rd one?

    I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.

    @ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • VegasFrank
    VegasFrank Posts: 20,599 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 30

    Here you go. It will be impossible to win a Stanley cup with any of these freaking names.

    •Utah Hockey Club. 
    •Utah Mammoth. 
    •Utah Wasatch. Basically a replacement for “Utah Yeti”

    HEEEERRRRREEEE COMES YOUR UTAAAAHHH WAAAAAAASAAAAATCH

    (fuggin stupid)

    I vote for relegation to the AHL.

    I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.

    @ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • VegasFrank
    VegasFrank Posts: 20,599 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 30

    And what the hell is with the Utah Mammoth? Are they like Voltron? Do all 20 guys form a giant hairy elephant robot that destroys its competition by skating as one? Does it have any lasers or guns when it becomes Mammoth? Does one of the guys become the hockey stick? Does the mammoth hold its stick by standing on its hind legs and holding it with one of its paws (or hoofs or whatever the hell a mammoth has for feet), or does it have four ice skates and hold the stick in its trunk? Does it wear a regular helmet with a visor or does it wear a goalie mask? Is one of the guys the goalie mask? Is the goalie the goalie mask?

    Maybe it's giant tusks act as two hockey sticks. Or maybe it holds the hockey stick in its trunk, but one of its tusks is the blocker pad with the goalie stick and the other is the goalie glove. What happens when it fights? Does it drop pads? Does a Mammoth actually need pads?

    I need answers.

    I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.

    @ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • VegasFrank
    VegasFrank Posts: 20,599 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Vegas is following suit and is officially renaming all of its teams:

    The Vegas Golden Knight
    The Las Vegas Raider
    The Las Vegas A

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    @ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • VegasFrank
    VegasFrank Posts: 20,599 ✭✭✭✭✭

    And Cleveland!

    "Introducing your CLEVELAND BROWN!"

    I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.

    @ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • VegasFrank
    VegasFrank Posts: 20,599 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.

    @ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • CharlieHeis
    CharlieHeis Posts: 8,982 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Saw this on fb. The comments are gold. My favorite suggestion is Utah Magic Underpants

  • Jrflickster
    Jrflickster Posts: 4,480 ✭✭✭✭✭

    My favorite days are home hockey days when I get to wear my vintage hockey jacket.

  • VegasFrank
    VegasFrank Posts: 20,599 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Jrflickster said:
    My favorite days are home hockey days when I get to wear my vintage hockey jacket.

    Jim now only owns cigar clothing. And an old jacket.

    I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.

    @ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • Jrflickster
    Jrflickster Posts: 4,480 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:

    @Jrflickster said:
    My favorite days are home hockey days when I get to wear my vintage hockey jacket.

    Jim now only owns cigar clothing. And an old jacket.

    Basically

  • CharlieHeis
    CharlieHeis Posts: 8,982 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Very quick but good goalie fight in the USHL. https://x.com/spittinchiclets/status/1888681713473069370?t=K7IvakMyQ1H4TEYt7Epe-g&s=19

  • VegasFrank
    VegasFrank Posts: 20,599 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.

    @ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • peter4jc
    peter4jc Posts: 18,178 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited February 16

    I had that game on last night. 3 fights in the first 9sec., but have no idea what or why...

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • TRayB
    TRayB Posts: 3,764 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @peter4jc said:
    I had that game on last night. 3 fights in the first 9sec., but have no idea what or why...

    Canadian crowd loudly booed the U.S. National Anthem as it was being sung.

  • Olekingcole
    Olekingcole Posts: 1,409 ✭✭✭✭✭

    NHL and Rugby seem to be the last sports besides MMA that remain a bit brutal.

    I don't have problems, just more work to do.

  • peter4jc
    peter4jc Posts: 18,178 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @TRayB said:

    @peter4jc said:
    I had that game on last night. 3 fights in the first 9sec., but have no idea what or why...

    Canadian crowd loudly booed the U.S. National Anthem as it was being sung.

    https://youtu.be/BRn7RxU9boc?si=W5f0PaT6VBGQgCAW

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • OutdoorsSmoke_21191
    OutdoorsSmoke_21191 Posts: 5,588 ✭✭✭✭✭

    https://www.instagram.com/reel/DGMesfBvfyD/?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

    A good cigar and the open road solve most problems.

  • Jrflickster
    Jrflickster Posts: 4,480 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited February 22

    Last association hockey of the season this weekend.

  • VegasFrank
    VegasFrank Posts: 20,599 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Good seats!

    I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.

    @ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • Amos_Umwhat
    Amos_Umwhat Posts: 9,886 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I'm often puzzled by the ref's calls, but the whole thing is worth it if only to watch Vasilevsky. That guy is amazing.

    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
  • CharlieHeis
    CharlieHeis Posts: 8,982 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Amos_Umwhat said:
    I'm often puzzled by the ref's calls, but the whole thing is worth it if only to watch Vasilevsky. That guy is amazing.

    He is. One of the recent times my team played them, he stole the game. They were totally outplayed. A mortal man may have given up 6 or more that night.

  • CharlieHeis
    CharlieHeis Posts: 8,982 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 4

    This is hilarious. https://www.facebook.com/knightlyhockey/videos/1172055267876142/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v

  • VegasFrank
    VegasFrank Posts: 20,599 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Vision marchand to Florida. 🤮 He will fit right in....

    I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.

    @ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • CharlieHeis
    CharlieHeis Posts: 8,982 ✭✭✭✭✭


    https://x.com/spittinchiclets/status/1900009415601705173?t=36YxG1fzhrd_bsXPj0NyJg&s=19

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