"Obama" - Redneck word of the day

cabinetmaker

"Obama" - the redneck word of the day



"I bought a case of beer and drank it obama self"


Got any good redneck words of the day? Post them here.

Matt Marvel

Barium- what you do when CPR fails.

TatuajeVI

Matt Marvel:

Barium- what you do when CPR fails.

LOL. I'm so glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that the second time.

**** - "My granpaw **** at age 65.."

gmill880

Discount ---Can I get a discount on this one ? Discount yourself lucky we're selling it to ya at that price !!!

kingjk729

Pacific..... as in " Oh i dont understand the differences , could you be more pacific".... o you mean like the ocean..... huh

AQUADGIO1200

This is my 100th post...so i will make it a good one:

Word: Mayonaise
"Mayonaise some big tires on that truck!"

j0z3r

kingjk729:

Pacific..... as in " Oh i dont understand the differences , could you be more pacific".... o you mean like the ocean..... huh

I think that's right up there with..."let me axe you a question"

Smokeee

misunderestimated... as in.... "They misunderestimated me." George W. Bush -- Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

gmill880

Ranch---- Hand me that thar adjust'ble ranch ...this thangs on here too tite !!!

clearlysuspect

My wife's sister actually used the word "unbalancement" the other day in the sentence "She has a chemical unbalancement."

PuroFreak

I've got two that aren't really redneck words, just things that bother me when people say them...

An "ATM Machine." So it's an Automated Teller Machine Machine?

The other is a "hot water heater." It heats cold water to make it hot... Why would you heat water that is already hot?

Just things that bounce around in my twisted little brain...

Vulchor

HOT WATER HEATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!One of mine too PuroAlso------Television set (there is one of them), axe you a question (stated above I know), Why doesnt he make HISSELF a sandwich, Your change is 2 dollars and 14 CENT, Today will be partly cloudy...however tomorrow will be mostly sunny (same d@mn thing, no?)

Jdorais

Nakin = Napkin
Acrost = Across

nsezell

When you have an operation to sterilize an animal (read dog/cat) it's called a spay. You have your dog or cat spayed. I get tired of people asking me when they need to have their cat spaded...

MarkH

"Healthy" food.....your food isn't healthy..it's DEAD! However, it may be healthful.
Ever get an email with this as the first line? "For your FYI" ?

phobicsquirrel

PuroFreak:

I've got two that aren't really redneck words, just things that bother me when people say them...

An "ATM Machine." So it's an Automated Teller Machine Machine?

The other is a "hot water heater." It heats cold water to make it hot... Why would you heat water that is already hot?

Just things that bounce around in my twisted little brain...

ATM also means something else.... A** to mouth! hehe

jsnake

phobicsquirrel:

PuroFreak:

I've got two that aren't really redneck words, just things that bother me when people say them...

An "ATM Machine." So it's an Automated Teller Machine Machine?

The other is a "hot water heater." It heats cold water to make it hot... Why would you heat water that is already hot?

Just things that bounce around in my twisted little brain...

ATM also means something else.... A** to mouth! hehe

You never go A** To Mouth! LMAO

Hawk55

some do....can u believe it?

PuroFreak

jsnake:

phobicsquirrel:

PuroFreak:

I've got two that aren't really redneck words, just things that bother me when people say them...

An "ATM Machine." So it's an Automated Teller Machine Machine?

The other is a "hot water heater." It heats cold water to make it hot... Why would you heat water that is already hot?

Just things that bounce around in my twisted little brain...

ATM also means something else.... A** to mouth! hehe

You never go A** To Mouth! LMAO

I've known some freaky women who didn't mind that though... HAHA