Three Blondes
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Three blondes are out for their weekly lunch together when one of them notice's that their friend is depressed
"What's wrong?" One blonde asks to another
"I have a confession, I was looking through my daughter's purse and I found a bottle of booze... I didn't even know she drank! Let alone hard alcohol!"
The other blondes looked at her and one of them confessed "I have to say something too... I was going through my daughter's purse and I found a extacy... I didn't even know she took drugs! Let alone Extacy!"
Finally the last blonde spoke... "I also have a confession... I was going through my daughter's purse and I found a condom.... I didn't even know she had a ****!"
"What's wrong?" One blonde asks to another
"I have a confession, I was looking through my daughter's purse and I found a bottle of booze... I didn't even know she drank! Let alone hard alcohol!"
The other blondes looked at her and one of them confessed "I have to say something too... I was going through my daughter's purse and I found a extacy... I didn't even know she took drugs! Let alone Extacy!"
Finally the last blonde spoke... "I also have a confession... I was going through my daughter's purse and I found a condom.... I didn't even know she had a ****!"
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Just stop it.
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