Dammit, I hate frickin' winter!
raisindot
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-5 temp outside, -25 wind chill, snow on the ground, ice on the roof and no end of this in sight for months.
And to make it all worse, I CAN"T SMOKE!
I only smoke outside and during my lunch time or during weekend walks. There aren't any B&M's I want to pay to smoke one in, and home is out of the question. So right now I've been stogieless since before Christmas.
And to make it worse, I can hear the little fellers calling me from the humidor. The My Fathers complaining about the cold. The Hemingways **** about the humidity. Bob Luken's CAO Amazon Basins begging to be sent back to Tennessee. The four pack of Anejo Sharks I splurged for beckoning, "Don't wait to age me...light me up now."
It's torture, I tell ya!
And to make it all worse, I CAN"T SMOKE!
I only smoke outside and during my lunch time or during weekend walks. There aren't any B&M's I want to pay to smoke one in, and home is out of the question. So right now I've been stogieless since before Christmas.
And to make it worse, I can hear the little fellers calling me from the humidor. The My Fathers complaining about the cold. The Hemingways **** about the humidity. Bob Luken's CAO Amazon Basins begging to be sent back to Tennessee. The four pack of Anejo Sharks I splurged for beckoning, "Don't wait to age me...light me up now."
It's torture, I tell ya!
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Maker's Mark and an oliva V for me now!
"I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke ever last one of 'em." - Ron White
Mr Heater Single burner
it works wonders and i have used it on nights as low as 19 degrees
(lol j/k. it's cold as bawlz here too and i got the same problem. so many purrdy smokes but too damn cold to enjoy them)
* I have a new address as of 3/24/18 *
Propane no pain setup. It will sweat yer azz out !
I just can't go there. Much of what makes cigar smoking enjoyable for me is the venue and time when it takes place, and the ability to sit back or walk and relax whilst smoking. I've tried cigar smoking in cold weather, and I find that If I'm struggling to light it, my lips are too cold to taste the wrapper, the thing is going out every two minutes and every time I exhale an intake of arctic wind rushes in, the only pleasure I get from the experience is saying that I braved the elements to smoke it. Fair weather stogie smoker? I admit it--guilty as charged.
Man, I totally get how this works for you, but for me just having a pocket of heat wouldn't do it. I'd still have to look out and see all the snow and ice. I'd still feel the Canadian wind blowing. I'd still be thinking that as soon as I'm done I have to turn off this heather thing and the cold will rush back in. I need to feel relaxed before I smoke, and winterin general just keeps me tense. For months at a time.
Smoking cigars in my ice fishing tent is the whole reason I just started this hobby. Tip-guy I take it.
Why I stay? My wife doesn't want to move. If it were my choice, I'd've been out of here years ago.