Booty calls

ejgormanejgorman Monroe, WIPosts: 1,115 ✭✭✭
Very strange day ends very strangely. Someone shows up at the office and unleashes her craziness on staff and myself. Weird enough. We live in a kinda small town...only about 10k in population. I get a call very late tonight so I screen it thinking it may be the crazy that showed up today at the office. It's not. It's another crazy. She's calling me "Eddie" and telling me to get my a$$ upstairs because she just had a tooth pulled today and is drinking (on top of her pain meds) and making out with Carrie. Turns out my wife recently sold this person a Barbie doll (don't ask) and recognizes the number. Before I'm even able to mess with said crazy, my wife texted her saying, "You just left a message for my husband calling him Eddie. DO NOT CONTACT HIM AGAIN."
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  • CharlieHeisCharlieHeis South DakotaPosts: 5,873 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'm all for booty calls but I hate wrong numbers. You win some and you lose some....
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  • The3StogiesThe3Stogies MainePosts: 2,653 ✭✭✭✭
    That's funny and frightening at the same time, did she name her barbie doll Carrie, lol.
    Back before cell phones a lady a I know got a call early one morning before work from a man who whispered a name, not hers, then " Is it safe to come over, is your husband gone?" She whispered back "yes, please hurry" and hung up. She told me at work the day it happened and said any assaults or murders in her town may be related, lol.
  • avengethisavengethis Sorry, I ate all your bacon!Posts: 5,374 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The3Stogies:
    That's funny and frightening at the same time, did she name her barbie doll Carrie, lol.
    Back before cell phones a lady a I know got a call early one morning before work from a man who whispered a name, not hers, then " Is it safe to come over, is your husband gone?" She whispered back "yes, please hurry" and hung up. She told me at work the day it happened and said any assaults or murders in her town may be related, lol.
    No she named her Eddie.
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  • Glock1975Glock1975 Posts: 5,121 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ejgorman:
    Very strange day ends very strangely. Someone shows up at the office and unleashes her craziness on staff and myself. Weird enough. We live in a kinda small town...only about 10k in population. I get a call very late tonight so I screen it thinking it may be the crazy that showed up today at the office. It's not. It's another crazy. She's calling me "Eddie" and telling me to get my a$$ upstairs because she just had a tooth pulled today and is drinking (on top of her pain meds) and making out with Carrie. Turns out my wife recently sold this person a Barbie doll (don't ask) and recognizes the number. Before I'm even able to mess with said crazy, my wife texted her saying, "You just left a message for my husband calling him Eddie. DO NOT CONTACT HIM AGAIN."
    Really, what's her number? joking, not really. ok I am, maybe.
  • WaltBasilWaltBasil El Paso, TX Posts: 1,757 ✭✭✭
    ejgorman:
    Very strange day ends very strangely. Someone shows up at the office and unleashes her craziness on staff and myself. Weird enough. We live in a kinda small town...only about 10k in population. I get a call very late tonight so I screen it thinking it may be the crazy that showed up today at the office. It's not. It's another crazy. She's calling me "Eddie" and telling me to get my a$$ upstairs because she just had a tooth pulled today and is drinking (on top of her pain meds) and making out with Carrie. Turns out my wife recently sold this person a Barbie doll (don't ask) and recognizes the number. Before I'm even able to mess with said crazy, my wife texted her saying, "You just left a message for my husband calling him Eddie. DO NOT CONTACT HIM AGAIN."
    DAYUM.... Dude, that could've ended so much differently if not for that meddling text.
  • webmostwebmost Dull-AwarePosts: 5,563 ✭✭✭✭✭
    See, this is why people don't get married.
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  • jd50aejd50ae West Gnawed Pencil, TNPosts: 7,537 ✭✭✭✭✭
    oops.....I feel so ashamed.
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  • brianetz1brianetz1 St. Louis, MOPosts: 4,135 ✭✭✭
    jd50ae:
    My wife made this for me years ago and I thought it was lost. She found it in the attic.

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    Happy Happy
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  • brianetz1brianetz1 St. Louis, MOPosts: 4,135 ✭✭✭
    ejgorman:
    Very strange day ends very strangely. Someone shows up at the office and unleashes her craziness on staff and myself. Weird enough. We live in a kinda small town...only about 10k in population. I get a call very late tonight so I screen it thinking it may be the crazy that showed up today at the office. It's not. It's another crazy. She's calling me "Eddie" and telling me to get my a$$ upstairs because she just had a tooth pulled today and is drinking (on top of her pain meds) and making out with Carrie. Turns out my wife recently sold this person a Barbie doll (don't ask) and recognizes the number. Before I'm even able to mess with said crazy, my wife texted her saying, "You just left a message for my husband calling him Eddie. DO NOT CONTACT HIM AGAIN."
    i am pretty sure i would be divorced if that happened to me.......either that or my life would be a living hell for a while
  • RainRain Posts: 8,960 ✭✭✭
    brianetz1:
    jd50ae:
    My wife made this for me years ago and I thought it was lost. She found it in the attic.

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    Happy Happy
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    TOW is closed early, this is the winner.
  • jgibvjgibv John G.Posts: 9,262 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Rain:
    brianetz1:
    jd50ae:
    My wife made this for me years ago and I thought it was lost. She found it in the attic.

    image

    Happy Happy
    image
    TOW is closed early, this is the winner.
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    * I have a new address as of 3/24/18 *

  • Glock1975Glock1975 Posts: 5,121 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jgibv:
    Rain:
    brianetz1:
    jd50ae:
    My wife made this for me years ago and I thought it was lost. She found it in the attic.

    image

    Happy Happy
    image
    TOW is closed early, this is the winner.
    image
    Can't stop watching that damn creepy cat John, thanks a lot
  • jimmyv723jimmyv723 Niagara Falls, NYPosts: 1,885 ✭✭✭
    Glock1975:
    jgibv:
    Rain:
    brianetz1:
    jd50ae:
    My wife made this for me years ago and I thought it was lost. She found it in the attic.

    image

    Happy Happy
    image
    TOW is closed early, this is the winner.
    image
    Can't stop watching that damn creepy cat John, thanks a lot

    This one is like a Weeping Angel lol

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  • MartelMartel Somewhere in PAPosts: 3,280 ✭✭✭✭
    jimmyv723:
    Glock1975:
    jgibv:
    Rain:
    brianetz1:
    jd50ae:
    My wife made this for me years ago and I thought it was lost. She found it in the attic.

    image

    Happy Happy
    image
    TOW is closed early, this is the winner.
    image
    Can't stop watching that damn creepy cat John, thanks a lot

    This one is like a Weeping Angel lol

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    This sequence made me laugh so hard you might call it a cackle. Or a catcle. See what I did?
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