So I'm out back finishing an awesome smoke and got to pee. It's dark and I'm to lazy to go inside so I go to the edge of the walk and let loose( did I mention I've had 3 scotches??) next thing here comes one of my dogs and starts lapping away. Gross! I yell she goes back inside. Evidently she told the other dog there was some good stuff outside because out comes my other dog making a beeline for my puddle and starts lapping away. Damn!