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Do you listen to music during s.e.x?

Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,024 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited June 2015 in Non Cigar Related
I was just listening to Al Green and,...... and so, I'm asking this question. If you answer yes, What music do you like to hear while,............?

Do you listen to music during s.e.x? 11 votes

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    Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,440 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Used to be always, anything with a beat, from Rock n Roll to Ravel's Bolero.

     Now, I'm old.  I have to concentrate, y'know?  So, now it's "Aura" from the TV. ;)
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    YankeeManYankeeMan Posts: 2,654 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Of course, that's why it's called the Rhythm Method!  Sorry about that, I couldn't resist.
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    variant2variant2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭✭
    Not during but there's a good chance it'll kick off to the sound of Butt Bongos. 
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    raisindotraisindot Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭
    edited June 2015
    Sure, but it's been so long that the last time we did it we had to stop after 4 minutes to flip the 78 over. Badda boom. 

    (You younguns'll have no idea what I'm talking about). 
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    jlmartajlmarta Posts: 7,881 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Do I listen to music during WHAT??  What's that....?
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    variant2variant2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭✭
    raisindot said:
    Sure, but it's been so long that the last time we did it we had to stop after 4 minutes to flip the 78 over. Badda boom. 

    (You younguns'll have no idea what I'm talking about). 
    flip them? I just stacked a couple of extras on the center post and waited for them to drop. 
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    Poopy_JonesPoopy_Jones Posts: 455 ✭✭✭
    I would like to hear some tunes during "Mommy Daddy sheet monster" but I don't think that I could hear it over my wife's weeping
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    SecretSquirrelSecretSquirrel Posts: 864 ✭✭✭✭

    "Shook me all night long" by acdc

    "another one bites the dust" by queen is another good one for ~90bpm

    gotta keep with the beat!

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    The3StogiesThe3Stogies Posts: 2,652 ✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2015
    Bigshizza said:
    I can't hear crap over her snoring....
    I take that as my wife's mating call.

    Preferred quiet during s.e.x, unless she was a talker.  Belly-farts aside I like the sounds of s.e.x, quiet whispers, the reactions, moaning, the quieter the more intense.  Although jungle s.e.x was good too, I can't do that anymore without stretching first.  Bob, you come up with some interesting topics.

    Had to edit the word to s.e.x, interesting.
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    Edna20Edna20 Posts: 1,323 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ;)Bigshizza said:
    I can't hear crap over her snoring....


    Oh good, it's not just me ;) Thank you for this thread, this has been hilarious.


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    jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I knew, I really did. This post could only have been started by our very own resident deep thinker.
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    MESKCMESKC Posts: 213 ✭✭
    Never it might wake the wife up.
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    HaysHays Posts: 2,337 ✭✭✭
    I've always loved music during s.e.x... Had a whole Pandora station that was programmed for it for a while - smooth R&B/bump-n-grind kinda music - but no Pandora access over here. My wife, on the other hand, loves it, but it´s all bachata music for her....works for me!
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    YaksterYakster Posts: 25,762 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Bump

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    WylaffWylaff Posts: 5,271 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I listen to epic soundtrack music during coitus.

    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

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    ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 8,403 ✭✭✭✭✭

    smh at this thread

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    ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 8,403 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Guitarded said:
    The last song I remember hearing before the last time I had sex was “Here Comes the Bride”.

    It beats a funeral dirge.

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    Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,440 ✭✭✭✭✭

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    webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Richard Wagner -- Tristan und Isolde

    No, seriously, listen to this:

    https://youtu.be/J-qoaioG2UA

    Have you ever heard a better non-verbal expression of tender & passionate love than that?

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    IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,679 ✭✭✭✭✭

    You had me at Wagner

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    You know I'm talking about the prelude, right? Not a fan of opera.
    

    First night I introduced the RedHead to Wagner we steamed up the windows so that afterwards we wrote our names on the fog. True story. What a funk.
    

    Or you can try Richard Strauss Death & Transfiguration
    

    You amateurs who need a beat, you tenderfeet who are so anxious to get it over with inside a 3 1/2 minutes song, you shouldn't be allowed near a woman. Just now, the RedHead heard this music playing up here in the office and hollered up the stairs... "I know that music!"
    

    Love. It sure was fun.
    

    

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    There is often music playing, but I'm not listening to it
    

    

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    What is this s.e.x. of which you speak?
    

    

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