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skydiverDskydiverD Chicagoland AreaPosts: 2,406 ✭✭✭✭✭
How do you like my profile pic Taborski?   @matkn293          


  • EulogyEulogy Bay Area, CAPosts: 2,463 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Some people aren't meant to live long lives.
  • ExpendableYouthExpendableYouth Bay Area, CaliforniaPosts: 2,095 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Did he get the photo?
  • SecretSquirrelSecretSquirrel Hayward, CAPosts: 895 ✭✭✭✭
    One day, morons will out breed the intelligent, and this guy will seem like a genius.
  • YankeeManYankeeMan Posts: 2,317 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I saw a photo of this guy's arm, it wasn't pretty!
  • skydiverDskydiverD Chicagoland AreaPosts: 2,406 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Here is a pic. 
    How do you like my profile pic Taborski?   @matkn293          
  • peter4jcpeter4jc Milwaukee, WIPosts: 8,013 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Saw this too...  the sad part is that whether he lives or dies, there's still a $153K bill to be paid.  It'll either be his insurance or the taxpayers, and all because something didn't kill him sooner.
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  • webmostwebmost Dull-AwarePosts: 6,329 ✭✭✭✭✭
    We believe in the theory of evolution, but not in the practice of it.
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  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken already sucked before joining forum,.....just sayin'.Posts: 7,757 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Saw this for sale online locally. Thought y'all'd better take a look. And, I get to do the necro thing too :)

    Not street legal,.....so only off road riding, supposedly.  Y'all see the trouble brewin' with that don't ya? OK?  I'll circle back to that.  I can't imagine any guy who rides this wearing a helmet. But, I'm sure he wants to go fast. Depending on how fast he's going when that front end made out of a WalMart bicycle frame gives way,.... And what kind of surface his noggin' is gonna touch hard when he lands back on earth,... we could have another nominee for The Darwin Award.

    If anybody's interested in finishing this project bike, lemme know. They want $120 but I bet I could get 'em to come off that price.  

  • GuitardedGuitarded AlbuquerquePosts: 3,991 ✭✭✭✭✭
    At least it has brakes, doubt if they actually work though. 
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  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken already sucked before joining forum,.....just sayin'.Posts: 7,757 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Guitarded said:
    At least it has brakes, doubt if they actually work though. 
    "Brakes?,.... Don't be a wuss!"
  • Dark_RoastDark_Roast St. John IndianaPosts: 1,092 ✭✭✭
    All ya need is a drive chain and some high test gasoline. Who needs brakes when you have direct drive. Just use the motors RPM'S. Don't wear shorts and count on bailing out when RPM'S don't do the job. 
  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat West TNPosts: 5,391 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ah, to be 15 again...…  :p
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  • dirtdudedirtdude Green ValleyPosts: 5,069 ✭✭✭✭✭
    A little dirt never hurt
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