The Sh^t my kids do...

Wylaff

Those of use with kids have endless stories of the ridiculous sh^t they do. Those without kids can take heed and use protection...


I was watching Armageddon tonight. And Ben Afleck did something. I turned to my wife and quacked "Aflack!" She giggled and there was silence for about a minute. Then my 2 year old screamed "No Alflack!" while juming at me from the top of the couch... 

The3Stogies

Did you "duck"?

Wylaff

He damn near broke my neck. And the entire time he just stared at me while muttering "no aflack...." Whatever he thought it meant really pissed him off.

Big''nBall''n

lol 

My teenage daughter will only tell a part of something (story, question, statement, ect) then pause like she is done, and every time my wife will ask or say what, which in turns somehow triggers a defense mechanism in my daughter which then will either get mad or just storm off, lol she never seems to get the important fact out before this happens, its quite entertaining 

Edna20

My 13 year old step son does the same thing!! Ask him about something, he starts in the middle, then can't understand why you don't understand what he's telling you. And no matter how many times you ask him to start over and explain, he finds a new random spot to start in. 

Yakster

My Wife does that sometimes, maybe it's her second childhood? 

Bigshizza

Have you read the books? Friggin hilarious!

Wylaff

There's books?