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  • silvermouse
    silvermouse Posts: 24,743 ✭✭✭✭✭

    a man in Thurston County, Washington, was arrested for the ninety-eighth time after stealing thousands of dollars in merchandise from local stores and leading officers on a high-speed car chase;

  • silvermouse
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    A Finnish circus performer pulled a 2,184-pound vehicle by his nipples, breaking the previous Guinness World Record.

  • silvermouse
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    for more than a century, researchers have debated exactly how cat flea larvae move across a surface.

  • peter4jc
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  • Yakster
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    Spoiler, watch the video first.

    You know, I always tell my Wife that she was born in the 50's using the same logic but she refuses to believe me.

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  • peter4jc
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    Taking shape: The new face of Mount Rushmore

    The world-renowned memorial to the US's most revered presidents, in South Dakota, is having a controversial fifth face added in the form of one Donald J Trump.

    Workers carve Donald Trump's hairdo into Mount Rushmore in South Dakota
    Read all about it here: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15696415/Taking-shape-new-face-Mount-Rushmore.html

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  • silvermouse
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    $8,000,000,000 and they are considering scrapping it. Your tax dollars at work.

    The US Military’s GPS Software Is an $8 Billion Mess
    The GPS Next-Generation Operational Control System was due for completion in 2016. Ten years later, the software for controlling the military’s GPS satellites still doesn’t work.

    https://www.wired.com/story/the-us-militarys-gps-software-is-an-8-billion-mess/

  • Amos_Umwhat
    Amos_Umwhat Posts: 10,279 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Probably why our missiles never hit their targets.

    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
  • silvermouse
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    The Hollow Men - context Summary
    Published 1925, Invoking Kurtz

    Published and written in 1925, T.S. Eliot’s "The Hollow Men" addresses spiritual desolation after war and cultural collapse. The subtitle, "Mistah Kurtz—he dead," explicitly links the poem to Conrad’s Kurtz and themes of failed leadership and moral emptiness. The poem stages collective paralysis and ritualized, hollow gestures, culminating in the memorable final line that reframes the end of the world as quiet, exhausted decline rather than dramatic catastrophe.

    I

    We are the hollow men
    we are the stuffed men
    leaning together
    headpiece filled with straw. Alas!
    Our dried voices, when
    we whisper together
    are quiet and meaningless
    as wind in dry grass
    or rats' feet over broken glass
    in our dry cellar.

    Shape without form, shade without colour,
    paralysed force, gesture without motion;

    Those who have crossed
    with direct eyes, to death's other Kingdom
    remember us-if at all-not as lost
    violent souls, but only
    as the hollow men
    the stuffed men.

    II

    Eyes I dare not meet in dreams
    in death's dream kingdom
    these do not appear:
    There, the eyes are
    sunlight on a broken column
    there, is a tree swinging
    and voices are
    in the wind's singing
    more distant and more solemn
    than a fading star.

    Let me be no nearer
    in death's dream kingdom
    let me also wear
    such deliberate disguises
    rat's coat, crowskin, crossed staves
    in a field
    behaving as the wind behaves
    no nearer -

    Not that final meeting
    in the twilight kingdom.

    III

    This is the dead land
    this is cactus land
    here the stone images
    are raised, here they receive
    the supplication of a dead man's hand
    under the twinkle of a fading star.

    Is it like this
    in death's other kingdom
    waking alone
    at the hour when we are
    trembling with tenderness
    lips that would kiss
    form prayers to broken stone.

    IV

    The eyes are not here
    there are no eyes here
    in this valley of dying stars
    in this hollow valley
    this broken jaw of our lost kingdoms.

    In this last of meeting places
    we grope together
    and avoid speech
    gathered on this beach of the tumid river.

    Sightless, unless
    the eyes reappear
    as the perpetual star
    multifoliate rose
    of death's twilight kingdom
    the hope only
    of empty men.

    V

    Here we go round the prickly pear
    prickly pear prickly pear
    here we go round the prickly pear
    at five o'clock in the morning.

    Between the idea
    and the reality,
    between the motion
    and the act
    falls the Shadow.
    For Thine is the Kingdom

    Between the conception
    and the creation,
    between the emotion
    and the response
    falls the Shadow.
    Life is very long

    Between the desire
    and the spasm,
    between the potency
    and the existence,
    between the essence
    and the descent
    falls the Shadow.
    For Thine is the Kingdom

    For Thine is
    life is
    for Thine is the

    This is the way the world ends,
    this is the way the world ends,
    this is the way the world ends,
    not with a bang but a whimper.

  • edz
    edz Posts: 589 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Seems like it's close in ideas to "Waiting for Godot".