you can't make this stuff up
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a man in Thurston County, Washington, was arrested for the ninety-eighth time after stealing thousands of dollars in merchandise from local stores and leading officers on a high-speed car chase;
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A Finnish circus performer pulled a 2,184-pound vehicle by his nipples, breaking the previous Guinness World Record.
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for more than a century, researchers have debated exactly how cat flea larvae move across a surface.
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Taking shape: The new face of Mount Rushmore
The world-renowned memorial to the US's most revered presidents, in South Dakota, is having a controversial fifth face added in the form of one Donald J Trump.

Read all about it here: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15696415/Taking-shape-new-face-Mount-Rushmore.html"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis4 -
$8,000,000,000 and they are considering scrapping it. Your tax dollars at work.
The US Military’s GPS Software Is an $8 Billion Mess
The GPS Next-Generation Operational Control System was due for completion in 2016. Ten years later, the software for controlling the military’s GPS satellites still doesn’t work.https://www.wired.com/story/the-us-militarys-gps-software-is-an-8-billion-mess/
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Probably why our missiles never hit their targets.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain0 -
The Hollow Men - context Summary
Published 1925, Invoking KurtzPublished and written in 1925, T.S. Eliot’s "The Hollow Men" addresses spiritual desolation after war and cultural collapse. The subtitle, "Mistah Kurtz—he dead," explicitly links the poem to Conrad’s Kurtz and themes of failed leadership and moral emptiness. The poem stages collective paralysis and ritualized, hollow gestures, culminating in the memorable final line that reframes the end of the world as quiet, exhausted decline rather than dramatic catastrophe.
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We are the hollow men
we are the stuffed men
leaning together
headpiece filled with straw. Alas!
Our dried voices, when
we whisper together
are quiet and meaningless
as wind in dry grass
or rats' feet over broken glass
in our dry cellar.Shape without form, shade without colour,
paralysed force, gesture without motion;Those who have crossed
with direct eyes, to death's other Kingdom
remember us-if at all-not as lost
violent souls, but only
as the hollow men
the stuffed men.II
Eyes I dare not meet in dreams
in death's dream kingdom
these do not appear:
There, the eyes are
sunlight on a broken column
there, is a tree swinging
and voices are
in the wind's singing
more distant and more solemn
than a fading star.Let me be no nearer
in death's dream kingdom
let me also wear
such deliberate disguises
rat's coat, crowskin, crossed staves
in a field
behaving as the wind behaves
no nearer -Not that final meeting
in the twilight kingdom.III
This is the dead land
this is cactus land
here the stone images
are raised, here they receive
the supplication of a dead man's hand
under the twinkle of a fading star.Is it like this
in death's other kingdom
waking alone
at the hour when we are
trembling with tenderness
lips that would kiss
form prayers to broken stone.IV
The eyes are not here
there are no eyes here
in this valley of dying stars
in this hollow valley
this broken jaw of our lost kingdoms.In this last of meeting places
we grope together
and avoid speech
gathered on this beach of the tumid river.Sightless, unless
the eyes reappear
as the perpetual star
multifoliate rose
of death's twilight kingdom
the hope only
of empty men.V
Here we go round the prickly pear
prickly pear prickly pear
here we go round the prickly pear
at five o'clock in the morning.Between the idea
and the reality,
between the motion
and the act
falls the Shadow.
For Thine is the KingdomBetween the conception
and the creation,
between the emotion
and the response
falls the Shadow.
Life is very longBetween the desire
and the spasm,
between the potency
and the existence,
between the essence
and the descent
falls the Shadow.
For Thine is the KingdomFor Thine is
life is
for Thine is theThis is the way the world ends,
this is the way the world ends,
this is the way the world ends,
not with a bang but a whimper.3 -
Seems like it's close in ideas to "Waiting for Godot".
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A flea and a fly in a flue
Were trapped and didn’t know what to do
Said the fly, “Let us flee!”
“Let us fly!” said the flea
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That sounds made up.
"Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...5 -
@Yakster said:
Since language was made up does that mean that everything was made up?Everything sounds made up
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves livesIt'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
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@IndustMech said:
@Yakster said:
Since language was made up does that mean that everything was made up?Everything sounds made up
I think you're making that up.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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Just wow
CybercrimeNorth Korean Hackers Drain $285 Million From Drift in 10 Seconds
The attackers prepared infrastructure and multiple nonce-based transactions, took over an admin key, and drained five vaults.https://www.securityweek.com/north-korean-hackers-drain-285-million-from-drift-in-10-seconds/
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Is it time to nuke north Korea yet?
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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Give it time, they’ll do it themselves.
If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.
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China is set to ban the use of empty apartments to store cremated remains, ending a practice known as “bone ash apartments.” The move comes as falling home prices tied to China’s property downturn have made some empty units cheaper than cemetery plots, pushing some families to use apartments as memorial spaces instead.
I wonder if they're using empty apartments for their tobacco cellars too. (different apartment, of course)
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Scientists have found that on average the gloves used in microplastics research imparted about 2,000 false positives per millimeter squared area due to stearates.
https://phys.org/news/2026-03-nitrile-latex-gloves-overestimation-microplastics.html
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@Yakster said:
China is set to ban the use of empty apartments to store cremated remains, ending a practice known as “bone ash apartments.” The move comes as falling home prices tied to China’s property downturn have made some empty units cheaper than cemetery plots, pushing some families to use apartments as memorial spaces instead.I wonder if they're using empty apartments for their tobacco cellars too. (different apartment, of course)
Maybe we should loan them our homeless, solve 2 problems
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Excellent idea.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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a couple of excerpts from the above linked article
For good reason. As Anthropic said in a written statement on Tuesday, in just the past month, “Mythos Preview has already found thousands of high-severity vulnerabilities, including some in every major operating system and web browser. Given the rate of A.I. progress, it will not be long before such capabilities proliferate, potentially beyond actors who committed to deploying them safely. The fallout — economics, public safety and national security — could be severe.’’
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Anthropic said it found critical exposures in every major operating system and Web browser, many of which run power grids, waterworks, airline reservation systems, retailing networks, military systems and hospitals all over the world.If this A.I. tool were, indeed, to become widely available, it would mean the ability to hack any major infrastructure system — a hard and expensive effort that was once essentially the province only of private-sector experts and intelligence organizations — will be available to every criminal actor, terrorist organization and country, no matter how small.
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Enough reason to end the AI race.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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staff members of Anthropic, an artificial-intelligence company deemed by the Pentagon a risk to national security, met with Catholic and Protestant leaders for spiritual advice in making its chatbot, Claude, into a “child of god.”23 24 25 26 27 “AI cannot pray for you, because the AI is not alive,” said a Christian software engineer who curates apps that help users practice their faith; and it was reported that a new platform allows users to video call with an AI Jesus avatar at the cost of $1.99 per minute.28
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@silvermouse said:
staff members of Anthropic, an artificial-intelligence company deemed by the Pentagon a risk to national security, met with Catholic and Protestant leaders for spiritual advice in making its chatbot, Claude, into a “child of god.”23 24 25 26 27 “AI cannot pray for you, because the AI is not alive,” said a Christian software engineer who curates apps that help users practice their faith; and it was reported that a new platform allows users to video call with an AI Jesus avatar at the cost of $1.99 per minute.28Don't forget about Budah-Bot for same 1.99 per minute
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@silvermouse said:
staff members of Anthropic, an artificial-intelligence company deemed by the Pentagon a risk to national security, met with Catholic and Protestant leaders for spiritual advice in making its chatbot, Claude, into a “child of god.”23 24 25 26 27 “AI cannot pray for you, because the AI is not alive,” said a Christian software engineer who curates apps that help users practice their faith; and it was reported that a new platform allows users to video call with an AI Jesus avatar at the cost of $1.99 per minute.28
Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?5 -
lol, and now the boss has one so his employees will feel more connected, lol.
meanwhile:
The Financial Times reports that Zuckerberg is personally involved with building the avatar that is made to “engage with employees in his stead.” It’s all part of Meta’s push into the generative AI industry.
The 3D-animated AI is reportedly trained on photos of Zuckerberg and it can converse with employees through a clone of the billionaire’s voice. The model is also being trained on Zuckerberg’s mannerisms, his tone, and the content of his public statements. Meta is also trying to add in Zuckerberg’s thinking on things like the company’s strategy. The hope is that employees will “feel more connected” to the company’s founder.
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