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  • YaksterYakster Posts: 28,888 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Fallout from the COVID generation of remote learning.

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  • CheapSmokeCheapSmoke Posts: 262 ✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:
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    All majors require algebra.

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    Even gender studies?

  • WylaffWylaff Posts: 5,439 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @CheapSmoke said:

    @VegasFrank said:
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    All majors require algebra.

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    Even gender studies?

    Especially gender studies. Gotta keep up on those variables.

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  • Rdp77Rdp77 Posts: 7,230 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @CheapSmoke said:

    @VegasFrank said:
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    All majors require algebra.

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    Even gender studies?

    Algebra is a basic. You can’t get any degree at any accredited college without it.

  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 9,243 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 28

    @VegasFrank said:

    @CheapSmoke said:

    @Rdp77 said:

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    Should you really be admitted to Harvard for a Major that requires Algebra if you didnt get straight a straight A in Algebra?

    All majors require algebra.

    Elementary education doesn't. Half the people I knew who went into Elementary Education did so in order to avoid taking algebra. My thought was that if you couldn't pass algebra, you're not smart enough to teach anything, but, there it was.

    That was long ago, could have changed.

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  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 5,130 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @CheapSmoke said:

    @VegasFrank said:
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    All majors require algebra.

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    Even gender studies?

    You just need to know how to multiply.

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  • TRayBTRayB Posts: 2,748 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @IndustMech said:

    @CheapSmoke said:

    @VegasFrank said:
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    All majors require algebra.

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    Even gender studies?

    You just need to know how to multiply.

    You need to know something about imaginary numbers, too.

  • VisionVision Posts: 9,423 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @TRayB said:

    @IndustMech said:

    @CheapSmoke said:

    @VegasFrank said:
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    All majors require algebra.

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    Even gender studies?

    You just need to know how to multiply.

    You need to know something about imaginary numbers, too.

    Like 6 and 9 with an imaginary friend?

  • TRayBTRayB Posts: 2,748 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Vision said:

    @TRayB said:

    @IndustMech said:

    @CheapSmoke said:

    @VegasFrank said:
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    All majors require algebra.

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    Even gender studies?

    You just need to know how to multiply.

    You need to know something about imaginary numbers, too.

    Like 6 and 9 with an imaginary friend?

    In this context, yes, those are imaginary numbers.

  • OlekingcoleOlekingcole Posts: 517 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 29

    Went to get some maintenance items to do some work on the truck and car only to end up with a nail sticking through my truck tire. 😂

    I have no problems, just more work to do.

  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 10,393 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Astronomers or astronauts (whichever one does this kind of thing) say they've discovered another place in the known universe with oxygen. Yep, you guessed it...at the farthest point from earth on the other side of the universe.

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  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 9,243 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Time to get to work on those space portals

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 19,296 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @ShawnOL said:
    Astronomers or astronauts (whichever one does this kind of thing) say they've discovered another place in the known universe with oxygen. Yep, you guessed it...at the farthest point from earth on the other side of the universe.

    Literally every planet in the solar system (maybe not mercury?) and every galaxy in the universe has oxygen. Am I missing the joke?

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  • WylaffWylaff Posts: 5,439 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:

    @ShawnOL said:
    Astronomers or astronauts (whichever one does this kind of thing) say they've discovered another place in the known universe with oxygen. Yep, you guessed it...at the farthest point from earth on the other side of the universe.

    Literally every planet in the solar system (maybe not mercury?) and every galaxy in the universe has oxygen. Am I missing the joke?

    I remember thinking the same thing. I think it was a bullsh*t 'discovery' to help secure funding.

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  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 10,393 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Just something I read in a 1440 newsletter. Maybe they meant a breathable oxygen atmosphere? Don't recall.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 21,787 ✭✭✭✭✭

    A new Air Force One has been in the works since 2015 but has been beset by problems that have delayed it for several years. Initially due to enter service in 2024, the plane won't be ready until 2027 at the earliest.

    President Donald Trump's entry into the White House has added a new level of urgency to proceedings, with Trump especially eager to see the new planes come to fruition.

    In his first term in the White House, he renegotiated the deal with Boeing and even created his own livery for the plane.

    Boeing has lost more than $2 billion on the project. In a 2022 earnings call, then-CEO Dave Calhoun called it "a very unique set of risks that Boeing probably shouldn't have taken."

    However, the planemaker's current CEO, Kelly Ortberg, is working with Elon Musk and DOGE to try to get it delivered as soon as possible.

  • TRayBTRayB Posts: 2,748 ✭✭✭✭✭

    ^^^^Some context for the above.

    https://simpleflying.com/new-air-force-one/

  • VisionVision Posts: 9,423 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @TRayB said:
    ^^^^Some context for the above.

    https://simpleflying.com/new-air-force-one/

    Good read. Wish it was newer than 2020. Thank you for the post Todd.

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 19,296 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 8

    Yeah, the livery shown in the article is a no go. Dark colors create too much heat.

    @ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
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