@silvermouse said:
??? Windows11 won't let you copy and paste any more?
You can cut and paste, but the snipping tool didn't work probably because of an image format difference, though sometimes it did work.
With Windows 10, my BT earbuds show up with two profiles, Headphones and Handsfree and you can select which one, Microsoft decided to change that so you can't select the different profiles. Caused a lot of grief with Teams, apparently, because only Headphones was showing up and Teams only supported Handsfree, but it looks like they've worked it out now, but it makes setting up the audio devices a pain for things like Zoom, etc. End up using the earbuds in headphone mode to listen and handsfree mode for the mic to speak, which is a stereo instead of a mono profile.
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Reality check, is that some sort of set up so that dialysis patients can remain on a toilet during the procedure? Do it yourself colonoscopy? Jeff Bezos' bidet? I'm at a loss to comprehend the complexity apparent in the picture.
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If you want to improve your life in unimaginable ways, spend $30 and get a hand-held bidet. It's just one of those things you won't know why you didn't do it sooner.
Reality check, is that some sort of set up so that dialysis patients can remain on a toilet during the procedure? Do it yourself colonoscopy? Jeff Bezos' bidet? I'm at a loss to comprehend the complexity apparent in the picture.
@peter4jc said:
If you want to improve your life in unimaginable ways, spend $30 and get a hand-held bidet. It's just one of those things you won't know why you didn't do it sooner.
Unimaginable? I have a pretty good imagination. I'll end up cleaner than wiping, I can imagine. I'll save on toilet paper, I can imagine. I'll wish I had done it sooner. I can imagine that. What deficits of my imagination do I need to solve by spraying my butt?
Even what you can imagine falls short of the indescribable. Your imagination is limited. The reality of a good spray is not limited, as is the case with your ability to imagine. Nobody, in the history of mankind, has ever gone back to wiping after having switched. Nobody.
Edit; I'm beginning to think @Bob_Luken needs a vacation. I mean 99% of us do. But, are you OK sir?
I'm fine. I got a nice trip up north coming up next month.
Also, are you wiping any? Maybe one swipe to scrape of the worst of it off or do you just start blasting?
They warned us about micro spray poo poo coming from our toilets when we flushed crap and dared to leave the lid up. They said it would travel in the air and land on our toothbrushes, and now y'all are atomizing the poo poo molecules directly off your butts with a pressure washer. That's not right.
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@Bob_Luken said:
They warned us about micro spray poo poo coming from our toilets when we flushed crap and dared to leave the lid up. They said it would travel in the air and land on our toothbrushes, and now y'all are atomizing the poo poo molecules directly off your butts with a pressure washer. That's not right.
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That what I tell my wife when she asks why I never brush..
@peter4jc said:
Even what you can imagine falls short of the indescribable. Your imagination is limited. The reality of a good spray is not limited, as is the case with your ability to imagine. Nobody, in the history of mankind, has ever gone back to wiping after having switched. Nobody.
Edit; I'm beginning to think @Bob_Luken needs a vacation. I mean 99% of us do. But, are you OK sir?
Don't you still have to wipe dry? I know my wife bitchs about air drying.
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
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You can cut and paste, but the snipping tool didn't work probably because of an image format difference, though sometimes it did work.
With Windows 10, my BT earbuds show up with two profiles, Headphones and Handsfree and you can select which one, Microsoft decided to change that so you can't select the different profiles. Caused a lot of grief with Teams, apparently, because only Headphones was showing up and Teams only supported Handsfree, but it looks like they've worked it out now, but it makes setting up the audio devices a pain for things like Zoom, etc. End up using the earbuds in headphone mode to listen and handsfree mode for the mic to speak, which is a stereo instead of a mono profile.
My WTF.
I think I'll just stick to toilet paper.
Reality check, is that some sort of set up so that dialysis patients can remain on a toilet during the procedure? Do it yourself colonoscopy? Jeff Bezos' bidet? I'm at a loss to comprehend the complexity apparent in the picture.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
I have no idea but suspect it to be an AI creation.
If you want to improve your life in unimaginable ways, spend $30 and get a hand-held bidet. It's just one of those things you won't know why you didn't do it sooner.
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For front or back wipers
Where does the paper for the fax come out?
Unimaginable? I have a pretty good imagination. I'll end up cleaner than wiping, I can imagine. I'll save on toilet paper, I can imagine. I'll wish I had done it sooner. I can imagine that. What deficits of my imagination do I need to solve by spraying my butt?
Even what you can imagine falls short of the indescribable. Your imagination is limited. The reality of a good spray is not limited, as is the case with your ability to imagine. Nobody, in the history of mankind, has ever gone back to wiping after having switched. Nobody.
Edit; I'm beginning to think @Bob_Luken needs a vacation. I mean 99% of us do. But, are you OK sir?
I'm fine. I got a nice trip up north coming up next month.
Also, are you wiping any? Maybe one swipe to scrape of the worst of it off or do you just start blasting?
Nothing but blasting, with a brief wipe to dry. Room temp water too, which is 'refreshing' in the winter.
I tell my wife I shoot it out so fast no side wall adhesion and no need for toilet paper…
They warned us about micro spray poo poo coming from our toilets when we flushed crap and dared to leave the lid up. They said it would travel in the air and land on our toothbrushes, and now y'all are atomizing the poo poo molecules directly off your butts with a pressure washer. That's not right.
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
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That what I tell my wife when she asks why I never brush..
Don't you still have to wipe dry? I know my wife bitchs about air drying.
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
How does the baby carrot come into the picture?
It's the vegan, non micro poo spray option. Saves water...
I use a wire brush.
Isn't that what the brush next to the toilet is for?
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
^^^ @VegasFrank ??? Blame it on the kids 😂😂😂
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
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You are letting harden too long