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  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 31,562 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @silvermouse said:
    ??? Windows11 won't let you copy and paste any more?

    You can cut and paste, but the snipping tool didn't work probably because of an image format difference, though sometimes it did work.

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  • Amos_Umwhat
    Amos_Umwhat Posts: 9,835 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 26

    @silvermouse said:

    My WTF.

    I think I'll just stick to toilet paper.

    Reality check, is that some sort of set up so that dialysis patients can remain on a toilet during the procedure? Do it yourself colonoscopy? Jeff Bezos' bidet? I'm at a loss to comprehend the complexity apparent in the picture.

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  • silvermouse
    silvermouse Posts: 23,551 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I have no idea but suspect it to be an AI creation.

  • CheapSmoke
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    >
    For front or back wipers

  • edz
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    @Amos_Umwhat said:

    @silvermouse said:

    My WTF.

    I think I'll just stick to toilet paper.

    Reality check, is that some sort of set up so that dialysis patients can remain on a toilet during the procedure? Do it yourself colonoscopy? Jeff Bezos' bidet? I'm at a loss to comprehend the complexity apparent in the picture.

    Where does the paper for the fax come out?

  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 31,562 ✭✭✭✭✭

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  • peter4jc
    peter4jc Posts: 18,140 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 26

    Even what you can imagine falls short of the indescribable. Your imagination is limited. The reality of a good spray is not limited, as is the case with your ability to imagine. Nobody, in the history of mankind, has ever gone back to wiping after having switched. Nobody.

    Edit; I'm beginning to think @Bob_Luken needs a vacation. I mean 99% of us do. But, are you OK sir?

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  • Bob_Luken
    Bob_Luken Posts: 11,695 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I'm fine. I got a nice trip up north coming up next month.
    Also, are you wiping any? Maybe one swipe to scrape of the worst of it off or do you just start blasting?

  • peter4jc
    peter4jc Posts: 18,140 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Nothing but blasting, with a brief wipe to dry. Room temp water too, which is 'refreshing' in the winter.

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  • CheapSmoke
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    @Bob_Luken said:
    They warned us about micro spray poo poo coming from our toilets when we flushed crap and dared to leave the lid up. They said it would travel in the air and land on our toothbrushes, and now y'all are atomizing the poo poo molecules directly off your butts with a pressure washer. That's not right.

    >
    That what I tell my wife when she asks why I never brush..

  • d_blades
    d_blades Posts: 4,568 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @peter4jc said:
    Even what you can imagine falls short of the indescribable. Your imagination is limited. The reality of a good spray is not limited, as is the case with your ability to imagine. Nobody, in the history of mankind, has ever gone back to wiping after having switched. Nobody.

    Edit; I'm beginning to think @Bob_Luken needs a vacation. I mean 99% of us do. But, are you OK sir?

    Don't you still have to wipe dry? I know my wife bitchs about air drying.

    Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.

  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 31,562 ✭✭✭✭✭

    How does the baby carrot come into the picture?

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  • Stubble
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    @Yakster said:
    How does the baby carrot come into the picture?

    It's the vegan, non micro poo spray option. Saves water...

    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • OutdoorsSmoke_21191
    OutdoorsSmoke_21191 Posts: 5,494 ✭✭✭✭✭

    ^^^ @VegasFrank ??? Blame it on the kids 😂😂😂

    A good cigar and the open road solve most problems.

  • dirtdude
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    I used a bidet during the pandemic, which coincided with the appearance of an **** fistula on my ass. The fistula drained the infection out to the middle of the meat of my asscheek which was tragic for a guy that sits on his ass breaking big rocks into little rocks for a living. The bidet kept that area cleaner so less drainage so a lot happier guy. All surgically repaired now, plus eat more fiber than I did.

    A little dirt never hurt
  • peter4jc
    peter4jc Posts: 18,140 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Oh, boy, here we go. What's next, some Uranus jokes? :-)

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  • Yakster
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  • TRayB
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    @Yakster said:

    I think the judge only means towards regular people, not towards government people.

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