Turning over your cigars?
Rhamlin
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I'm fairly good about rotating my sticks, though not like I should. But for some reason I just don't or can't turn my sticks. Even though I know I should I just like having my bands pointed up. Anybody else have this problem?
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Brett
Brett
So I guess my answer is never?
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
I have a pretty casual approach to it all.
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
You have to ask yourself..How much time is wasted doing this? What benefits do you get? Less handling is less chance of damage.
But if you are OCD..... What if you are 1mm off on your turning process? does the nicotine settle to one side thus making the cigar unbalanced? How can you smoke an unbalanced cigar? I assume the flavors are impacted tremendously and the burn will be on the unbalanced side. Better get a set of 10,000 dollar micrometers to check that everything is plum as well. Maybe stick them in a lathe and turn them.
Better build a bunker also. Sunlight is harmful as well. I suggest digging a giant 15x15 hole in your living room. Be sure to install a bomb blast door just in case the Apocalypse happens or Zombies appear. You should be fine after that.
I suggest you do as I did. I went to MIT. It only cost my $275,000 but I did solve the cello theory. See my equation below involving a Robusto sized cigar
The end result is 1lb of air pressure by solving this theory.
Cello ends need to be opened up, but they will not expand just by opening them. This is to allow maximum air flow for proper humidification. My Theory has solved this issue.
Get a small compressor and insert a dial gauge inflator that allows only 1lb of air to enter the cello. When you apply 1lb of air it expands the cello enough so that maximum humidification is allowed to go over the entire circumference of the cigar while still inside the cello.
Your cigars will improve tremendously.
Your welcome.
"I ain't got no Opus's"
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You inadvertently clipped off the top two and bottom six lines of your jucular equation, thus making it very difficult to read. Please re-post, as I expect the last six lines include a hilarious punch line; because, you know, math jokes are always so hilarious.
Your indecision method is interesting. I am gonna go and look for a cigar now. See ya on Wednesday.
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What're you? Some kind of maverick??
Maybe you need to switch to Decaf..
"I ain't got no Opus's"
LLA - Lancero Lovers of America
2016 Gang War (South)
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"I ain't got no Opus's"
LLA - Lancero Lovers of America
2016 Gang War (South)
May I assss u a ?