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Real absinthe is crazy high proof usually. The amount of wormwood you would need to see anything is dwarfed by the amount of sheer ethanol your bringing in...
"Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
No more, dings, scratches, cup rings, or imperfections.
Sanded and oiled just needs to sit until tomorrow before use. Cleaned up nicely, brought the grain back to life too.
"We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give". Winston Churchill. MOW badge received.
@peter4jc said:
I think I can guess the reason for using an oil finish and not saying you're wrong, but why not a more durable finish like a satin poly?
Because that table deserves only the best. He refined the oil out of the leftover brisket fat he had. Other tables in the neighborhood are going to ask their parents "why can't you be as scratch free as Patrick's?!"
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He has used the "I'm taking a piss" and disappeared a bunch of times.
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What I think I'd look like as a Stormtrooper....
Reality....
Lol
You can tell if you've had an old man nap if you had to get up to go to the bathroom twice during your nap.
You can put computer punch cards in the spokes of your bicycle.
Robbie knows his colors...
"Iron sharpens iron, and one man sharpens another." - Proverbs 27:17
@Jrflickster has a bug fetish
Phobia
Fetish
@Jrflickster
Hi Jim!!
Where did you find that! Oh my god
I'd move
Looks just like one of your cats to me.
How to truly Frank a cigar.
That Frank is indeed running low.
Hmmm
My daughter went to an absinth bar in Prague.
I’ve had the real stuff and acid is better
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Fùck your uncle Carl
Real absinthe is crazy high proof usually. The amount of wormwood you would need to see anything is dwarfed by the amount of sheer ethanol your bringing in...
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
Robby likes his ice frozen.
Ohhh the humanity
^Someone call DHS! There’s child abuse being committed!!!
I was so upset to find out they were out of Vienna hot dogs. @AbeFroman any help?
Pablo has graduated
Miami style
No more, dings, scratches, cup rings, or imperfections.
Sanded and oiled just needs to sit until tomorrow before use. Cleaned up nicely, brought the grain back to life too.
MOW badge received.
Looks great! So much for uncle Carl 😂
I think I can guess the reason for using an oil finish and not saying you're wrong, but why not a more durable finish like a satin poly?
Because that table deserves only the best. He refined the oil out of the leftover brisket fat he had. Other tables in the neighborhood are going to ask their parents "why can't you be as scratch free as Patrick's?!"