How many hands??? A 1000 post contest!!

Guitarded
Guitarded Posts: 4,720 ✭✭✭✭✭
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As a thank you for tolerating my dry begging, social ineptitude, and general obnoxiousness over 1000 posts, I want to have a contest.
Many of you know that I am a poker dealer at the largest casino in NM. (Sandia Resort and Casino). We have 15 tables and I deal Texas holdem no limit and limit, Omaha high and hi-low, and tournaments.

The game will be to guess how many hands I dealt last week. 

There is a monitor that counts the hands I deal that have a "drop". The house gets 3 bucks max dropped on a 30 dollar pot. If there is no drop, that hand is not counted. 
Tournament hands are not counted because it would be an estimate. 
I am not the fastest dealer, but above average hands per hour. If nobody gets close to the # I will post a clue tomorrow. 

Closest guess without going over wins a forum fiver.
One guess per day. Ends Wednesday at midnight.
Good Luck! 
Friends don't let good friends smoke cheap cigars.
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  • TNBigfoot68
    TNBigfoot68 Posts: 2,810 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Wow, I have no clue, but I guess it would be a huge #
    For laughs, 450
    I was born a fool, and just got bigger!
  • CharlieHeis
    CharlieHeis Posts: 8,969 ✭✭✭✭✭
    1
  • jbohon
    jbohon Posts: 980 ✭✭✭✭✭
    It sure was a pleasure to meet you and the Mrs on vherf the other day! My guess is 480

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  • Wylaff
    Wylaff Posts: 5,483 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ooh! No tourneys? 23950
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  • Crousefer
    Crousefer Posts: 445 ✭✭
    1200? Just guessing if you worked a 9 to 5 lol idk what dealer hours are phew!
  • cbuck
    cbuck Posts: 9,116 ✭✭✭✭✭
    575, congratulations on the 1000 posts!
  • genareddog
    genareddog Posts: 4,440 ✭✭✭✭✭
    500 congrats
  • CigarPunk
    CigarPunk Posts: 826 ✭✭✭✭
    1989
  • skydiverD
    skydiverD Posts: 2,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    348
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  • silvermouse
    silvermouse Posts: 23,477 ✭✭✭✭✭
    749 Congrats on the first 1000! 
  • Rolanddeschain
    Rolanddeschain Posts: 916 ✭✭✭✭✭
    675

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  • Emcee
    Emcee Posts: 132 ✭✭✭
    I'll say 1650, and congratulations.
  • miller65rod
    miller65rod Posts: 3,630 ✭✭✭✭✭
    215
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  • Albinfk
    Albinfk Posts: 1,923 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Congrats. 326
  • Albinfk
    Albinfk Posts: 1,923 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Congrats. 326
  • johnnyB
    johnnyB Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Congrats Mike and thanks for the contest.
    I'll guess 1599
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  • dirtdude
    dirtdude Posts: 6,193 ✭✭✭✭✭
    2242
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  • peter4jc
    peter4jc Posts: 18,098 ✭✭✭✭✭
    1351
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  • 84CJ7
    84CJ7 Posts: 372 ✭✭✭✭
    820....Congrats on 1,000,  have a way's to go before I get there.
  • webmost
    webmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    1111
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  • Sketch6995
    Sketch6995 Posts: 4,495 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2016
    How many seats at the table?

    I'll guess 350 if it's less than 5 seats, 700 if more than 5 lol does that count?
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  • WaterNerd
    WaterNerd Posts: 3,376 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Congratulations on hitting 1000!

    My guess is 789
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  • Ryan1990
    Ryan1990 Posts: 526 ✭✭✭✭
    Congrats man and thanks for the contest! 

    I'll say 1450 hands
  • Guitarded
    Guitarded Posts: 4,720 ✭✭✭✭✭
    There have been some interesting numbers guessed.
    Charlie does not want to over do it. Safety first! 
    Webmost has the high hand with four aces.
    Wayne must be full from birthday herf or he needs to go back to the blue pills. The yellow ones are not working brother.
    All tables have 9 players max Sketch.
    Some are close, so one clue only.
    The actual number is between 500 and 1000. 
    Good Luck! 
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  • cbuck
    cbuck Posts: 9,116 ✭✭✭✭✭
    572
  • silvermouse
    silvermouse Posts: 23,477 ✭✭✭✭✭
    641
  • miller65rod
    miller65rod Posts: 3,630 ✭✭✭✭✭
    711
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  • genareddog
    genareddog Posts: 4,440 ✭✭✭✭✭
    650
  • webmost
    webmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    777
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