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How many hands??? A 1000 post contest!!

GuitardedGuitarded Posts: 4,647 ✭✭✭✭✭
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As a thank you for tolerating my dry begging, social ineptitude, and general obnoxiousness over 1000 posts, I want to have a contest.
Many of you know that I am a poker dealer at the largest casino in NM. (Sandia Resort and Casino). We have 15 tables and I deal Texas holdem no limit and limit, Omaha high and hi-low, and tournaments.

The game will be to guess how many hands I dealt last week. 

There is a monitor that counts the hands I deal that have a "drop". The house gets 3 bucks max dropped on a 30 dollar pot. If there is no drop, that hand is not counted. 
Tournament hands are not counted because it would be an estimate. 
I am not the fastest dealer, but above average hands per hour. If nobody gets close to the # I will post a clue tomorrow. 

Closest guess without going over wins a forum fiver.
One guess per day. Ends Wednesday at midnight.
Good Luck! 
Friends don't let good friends smoke cheap cigars.
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    TNBigfoot68TNBigfoot68 Posts: 2,742 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Wow, I have no clue, but I guess it would be a huge #
    For laughs, 450
    I was born a fool, and just got bigger!
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    CharlieHeisCharlieHeis Posts: 8,167 ✭✭✭✭✭
    1
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    jbohonjbohon Posts: 980 ✭✭✭✭✭
    It sure was a pleasure to meet you and the Mrs on vherf the other day! My guess is 480

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    WylaffWylaff Posts: 5,271 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ooh! No tourneys? 23950
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    CrouseferCrousefer Posts: 445 ✭✭
    1200? Just guessing if you worked a 9 to 5 lol idk what dealer hours are phew!
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    cbuckcbuck Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭✭✭
    575, congratulations on the 1000 posts!
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    genareddoggenareddog Posts: 4,041 ✭✭✭✭✭
    500 congrats
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    CigarPunkCigarPunk Posts: 826 ✭✭✭✭
    1989
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    skydiverDskydiverD Posts: 2,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    348
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    silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 19,193 ✭✭✭✭✭
    749 Congrats on the first 1000! 
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    RolanddeschainRolanddeschain Posts: 898 ✭✭✭✭✭
    675

    Long days and pleasant nights,

    Roland
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    EmceeEmcee Posts: 132 ✭✭✭
    I'll say 1650, and congratulations.
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    miller65rodmiller65rod Posts: 3,630 ✭✭✭✭✭
    215
    Free Cuba
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    AlbinfkAlbinfk Posts: 1,923 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Congrats. 326
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    AlbinfkAlbinfk Posts: 1,923 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Congrats. 326
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    johnnyBjohnnyB Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Congrats Mike and thanks for the contest.
    I'll guess 1599
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    dirtdudedirtdude Posts: 5,653 ✭✭✭✭✭
    2242
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    peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 15,406 ✭✭✭✭✭
    1351
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    84CJ784CJ7 Posts: 372 ✭✭✭✭
    820....Congrats on 1,000,  have a way's to go before I get there.
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    webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    1111
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    Sketch6995Sketch6995 Posts: 4,495 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2016
    How many seats at the table?

    I'll guess 350 if it's less than 5 seats, 700 if more than 5 lol does that count?
    The higher.......the fewer.  ( Alexander Rozhenko)

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    WaterNerdWaterNerd Posts: 3,296 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Congratulations on hitting 1000!

    My guess is 789
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    Ryan1990Ryan1990 Posts: 526 ✭✭✭✭
    Congrats man and thanks for the contest! 

    I'll say 1450 hands
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    GuitardedGuitarded Posts: 4,647 ✭✭✭✭✭
    There have been some interesting numbers guessed.
    Charlie does not want to over do it. Safety first! 
    Webmost has the high hand with four aces.
    Wayne must be full from birthday herf or he needs to go back to the blue pills. The yellow ones are not working brother.
    All tables have 9 players max Sketch.
    Some are close, so one clue only.
    The actual number is between 500 and 1000. 
    Good Luck! 
    Friends don't let good friends smoke cheap cigars.
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    cbuckcbuck Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭✭✭
    572
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    silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 19,193 ✭✭✭✭✭
    641
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    miller65rodmiller65rod Posts: 3,630 ✭✭✭✭✭
    711
    Free Cuba
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    LLA     - Lancero Lovers of America
    2016 Gang War (South)
    May I assss u a ?

              
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    genareddoggenareddog Posts: 4,041 ✭✭✭✭✭
    650
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    webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    777
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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