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0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
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That when you get older, you HAVE to act grown up?
Why can't my inner child come out to play any time it damn well pleases?
Why is it wrong? 

If I want to chase the dog and cat around the house with a radio controlled spider, why is that wrong? I think it's funny as hell.

Why is hitting the neighbor cat with a super soaker squirt gun wrong?
He can pee on my porch, I'm just marking my territory too.
I never knew a cat could jump 6' straight up. I do now. LOL!



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  • TaraLeeTaraLee Posts: 179 ✭✭✭
    I'm pretty sure there aren't any grown-ups in this household either, if the above mentioned activities are disqualifying!    >:)
  • CharlieHeisCharlieHeis Posts: 8,590 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You're only as old as you feel, or act, in your case. Never grow up.
  • YankeeManYankeeMan Posts: 2,654 ✭✭✭✭✭
    My motto: "Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional!"
  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,887 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I have a sister who's a jerk-a-holic.  I asked her why she picked these particular guys, "they're fun". 

    Until. :(

    So, I explained to her, a man's not a man if he doesn't have some little boy left in him, he's just old. 

    But, if the little boy is all that's there, he's not willing to get a job, discipline children when needed etc., expects you to pay for all his play.  That's not a man.

    So, you're in no danger my friend, let that little boy play. 

    You've earned that right, by being a man.
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  • TNBigfoot68TNBigfoot68 Posts: 2,762 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I was born a fool, and just got bigger!
  • TaraLeeTaraLee Posts: 179 ✭✭✭
    I have a tattoo on my side, my own motto/quote,
    "Always Splash in the Puddles".
     It's my reminder to let my kids be kids, and as an 'grown-up' to embrace the opportunities to have fun and be silly.
  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,814 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Side question: If a guy spends a wad of cash on the dancing ladies at the Boobie Bungalow,.... Is that a childish activity, or a grown-up activity?
  • miller65rodmiller65rod Posts: 3,630 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bob_Luken said:
    Side question: If a guy spends a wad of cash on the dancing ladies at the Boobie Bungalow,.... Is that a childish activity, or a grown-up activity?
    Since they give away free drinks Tue-Wed 6-8pm I would call that Grown Up.

    Why... Cost Effective and she can see that you are serious about savings!



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  • jbohonjbohon Posts: 980 ✭✭✭✭✭
    YankeeMan said:
    My motto: "Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional!"

    I need to put this on the wall in my office! 

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