Smoking in the Rain Tips
Sitting here, smoking my corncob, listening to the rain. Thought I'd start a thread on smoking in the rain. One I've read is keeping the bowl upside-down. Anyone got any others?
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado! -General Zapata
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Seems like its stuff, tamp, light, repeat. And, like I said, patience doesn't seem to be my long suit.
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette and continues smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get that?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.
Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a camel.
The pharmacist faints.
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
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Times up, the oscillator is now locked up and I need to get back to troubleshooting.