Human anger/animal humor
Thought you guys might like a good laugh. So I get home last night about 8pm after work and driving my daughter around since the night before she hit a deer and totaled the car. She doesn't understand why I just don't go out and buy her a car right away. I tell her the money tree was destroyed in the **** ice storm.
Anyway, I walk in the house to an ankle biter that just wont shut up. My other daughter drop this dog off for us to dog sit(even though I have told the family we don't have inside pets) I try and eat something but the dog keeps jumping up and barking at me. I sit there and just stare at the wife and she says oh its ok just eat. After trying to watch a movie over the barking and the puppy massages my wife is giving this thing and the veins on my forehead about to explode I tell her I am going to bed. I was so mad, I don't on the lights just get ready and get in bed.
About a minute later, I get up feeling my pants a bit wet. WTF! I only had a few drinks so I know I didn't pee in the bed. That fuckingdog took a leak exactly where I lay and no where else! Needless to say I was not laughing last night.