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  • Ozzy73Ozzy73 Posts: 2,127 ✭✭✭
    cigarbreath said:
    Ozzy73 said:
    cigarbreath said:
    CAO Amazon Basin II.  Really like this cigar.  Wish I'd been able to spring for 2 boxes but was stretching the seegar budget to get the one.

    Howdy Ozzy.  Howdy 2hand.
    Goodafternooncbhowsyourshoulderandizyourpoopbetterthaninpelletsplashingformyet
    SWOLLEN
    Right on CB
  • Ozzy73Ozzy73 Posts: 2,127 ✭✭✭
    CB I have a rogue cat chasing my birds.......that means a Kat salad for.my feathered friends stalker....ay hog sightseeing yet?

  • Oyam123Oyam123 Posts: 2,535 ✭✭✭✭✭
    $10 cigar? We shall see, with rest it's a pepper bomb, salty, woody, meaty. I'll give you $4.25 at the start.
  • cigarbreathcigarbreath Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭✭
    Ozzy73 said:
    CB I have a rogue cat chasing my birds.......that means a Kat salad for.my feathered friends stalker....ay hog sightseeing yet?

    Haven't seen the groundhog yet.  Racoon, squirrels, rabbits, skunks.  Got our share of feral cats. Our current house cat, Mr. Fuzzmeister Fuller,  aka Fuzzy, just wandered up one day and decide this is where he wanted to live.  Figured some co-ed got a kitten for Christmas and Fuzz got loose at spring break.  Declawed and all.  Took the cat in to get spayed and turn was tutored instead.  Turned out Fuzzy had his junk hidden in all that fur.  She was a he.  Vet was a bit embarrassed.
  • Oyam123Oyam123 Posts: 2,535 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Not sure why, but I think the wooFmister would love this cigar. Don Reynaldo 
  • cigarbreathcigarbreath Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭✭
    Oyam123 said:
    $10 cigar? We shall see, with rest it's a pepper bomb, salty, woody, meaty. I'll give you $4.25 at the start.
    Can you get your $5.75 back?
  • Oyam123Oyam123 Posts: 2,535 ✭✭✭✭✭
    cigarbreath said:
    Oyam123 said:
    $10 cigar? We shall see, with rest it's a pepper bomb, salty, woody, meaty. I'll give you $4.25 at the start.
    Can you get your $5.75 back?
    No, but it's getting up to $6.50 value after the first 1/3.
  • Ozzy73Ozzy73 Posts: 2,127 ✭✭✭
    Oyam123 said:
    cigarbreath said:
    Oyam123 said:
    $10 cigar? We shall see, with rest it's a pepper bomb, salty, woody, meaty. I'll give you $4.25 at the start.
    Can you get your $5.75 back?
    No, but it's getting up to $6.50 value after the first 1/3.
    Keep going oy....wild is worth 6.50
  • Ozzy73Ozzy73 Posts: 2,127 ✭✭✭
    Breaking news....King Donald sending a great armada to north Korea to take care of business. .....after eating a great piece of chocolate cake.....and  Bill O Reilly fired from fake news today.....lol
  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,587 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ozzy73 said:
    Breaking news....King Donald sending a great armada to north Korea to take care of business. .....after eating a great piece of chocolate cake.....and  Bill O Reilly fired from fake news today.....lol
    By way of Australia, the right hand doesn't know what anyone else is doing.
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  • Ozzy73Ozzy73 Posts: 2,127 ✭✭✭
    Yakster said:
    Ozzy73 said:
    Breaking news....King Donald sending a great armada to north Korea to take care of business. .....after eating a great piece of chocolate cake.....and  Bill O Reilly fired from fake news today.....lol
    By way of Australia, the right hand doesn't know what anyone else is doing.
    Indeed yak. .I know what my right hand does....right cb?
  • Ozzy73Ozzy73 Posts: 2,127 ✭✭✭
    Family feud winning question.....ladies what does you husband do to bother you in the bathroom. .....he comes in while I'm putting on makeup for work and takes a dump......cb?
  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,587 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Opens the shower door to enjoy the view?
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  • Oyam123Oyam123 Posts: 2,535 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yakster said:
    Opens the shower door to enjoy the view?
    Try's to flush a dead prostitut he cut into small chunks down the toylet 
  • kckasperkckasper Posts: 4,194 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Good evening everyone!  Finished a Mac Cafe Baron de Rothschild, in between playing with Vali.  Take a puff, come in and play with Vali.  Repeat.  Kind of like the old golf joke, "Hit the ball, drag Charlie......."  LT Divino and pour'N. 
  • Oyam123Oyam123 Posts: 2,535 ✭✭✭✭✭
    kckasper said:
    Good evening everyone!  Finished a Mac Cafe Baron de Rothschild, in between playing with Vali.  Take a puff, come in and play with Vali.  Repeat.  Kind of like the old golf joke, "Hit the ball, drag Charlie......."  LT Divino and pour'N. 
    Good times at casa KC 
  • kckasperkckasper Posts: 4,194 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Oyam123 said:
    kckasper said:
    Good evening everyone!  Finished a Mac Cafe Baron de Rothschild, in between playing with Vali.  Take a puff, come in and play with Vali.  Repeat.  Kind of like the old golf joke, "Hit the ball, drag Charlie......."  LT Divino and pour'N. 
    Good times at casa KC 
    You would absolutely love this child David.  She was playing with her doll house tonight, sitting Ilsa and Anna (from Frozen) on the toilet and making "noises".  I asked her what she was doing.  She said "I've had these doll a long time, and they haven't pooped yet.  They're pooping now.  A lot". 
  • kckasperkckasper Posts: 4,194 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Oy-----Where did you get the Don Reynaldo's?
  • Oyam123Oyam123 Posts: 2,535 ✭✭✭✭✭
    kckasper said:
    Oy-----Where did you get the Don Reynaldo's?
    SBC
  • Oyam123Oyam123 Posts: 2,535 ✭✭✭✭✭

    kckasper said:
    Oyam123 said:
    kckasper said:
    Good evening everyone!  Finished a Mac Cafe Baron de Rothschild, in between playing with Vali.  Take a puff, come in and play with Vali.  Repeat.  Kind of like the old golf joke, "Hit the ball, drag Charlie......."  LT Divino and pour'N. 
    Good times at casa KC 
    You would absolutely love this child David.  She was playing with her doll house tonight, sitting Ilsa and Anna (from Frozen) on the toilet and making "noises".  I asked her what she was doing.  She said "I've had these doll a long time, and they haven't pooped yet.  They're pooping now.  A lot". 
    Send CB a recording of the pooping sounds, he needs help.
  • kckasperkckasper Posts: 4,194 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Oyam123 said:
    kckasper said:
    Oy-----Where did you get the Don Reynaldo's?
    SBC
    Thank you. Are they worth trying? 
  • Oyam123Oyam123 Posts: 2,535 ✭✭✭✭✭
    kckasper said:
    Oyam123 said:
    kckasper said:
    Oy-----Where did you get the Don Reynaldo's?
    SBC
    Thank you. Are they worth trying? 
    Trying, yes. They may even be great with a bit more age. 
  • kckasperkckasper Posts: 4,194 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Oyam123 said:

    kckasper said:
    Oyam123 said:
    kckasper said:
    Good evening everyone!  Finished a Mac Cafe Baron de Rothschild, in between playing with Vali.  Take a puff, come in and play with Vali.  Repeat.  Kind of like the old golf joke, "Hit the ball, drag Charlie......."  LT Divino and pour'N. 
    Good times at casa KC 
    You would absolutely love this child David.  She was playing with her doll house tonight, sitting Ilsa and Anna (from Frozen) on the toilet and making "noises".  I asked her what she was doing.  She said "I've had these doll a long time, and they haven't pooped yet.  They're pooping now.  A lot". 
    Send CB a recording of the pooping sounds, he needs help.
    I'll send him a video of Valentina and the doll house adventure. I recorded it. Oh, and btw, Mikey's new screen name is "prunes".
  • Oyam123Oyam123 Posts: 2,535 ✭✭✭✭✭
    kckasper said:
    Oyam123 said:

    kckasper said:
    Oyam123 said:
    kckasper said:
    Good evening everyone!  Finished a Mac Cafe Baron de Rothschild, in between playing with Vali.  Take a puff, come in and play with Vali.  Repeat.  Kind of like the old golf joke, "Hit the ball, drag Charlie......."  LT Divino and pour'N. 
    Good times at casa KC 
    You would absolutely love this child David.  She was playing with her doll house tonight, sitting Ilsa and Anna (from Frozen) on the toilet and making "noises".  I asked her what she was doing.  She said "I've had these doll a long time, and they haven't pooped yet.  They're pooping now.  A lot". 
    Send CB a recording of the pooping sounds, he needs help.
    I'll send him a video of Valentina and the doll house adventure. I recorded it. Oh, and btw, Mikey's new screen name is "prunes".
    Thought it was Professor X Lax 
  • cigarbreathcigarbreath Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭✭
    Oyam123 said:
    kckasper said:
    Oyam123 said:

    kckasper said:
    Oyam123 said:
    kckasper said:
    Good evening everyone!  Finished a Mac Cafe Baron de Rothschild, in between playing with Vali.  Take a puff, come in and play with Vali.  Repeat.  Kind of like the old golf joke, "Hit the ball, drag Charlie......."  LT Divino and pour'N. 
    Good times at casa KC 
    You would absolutely love this child David.  She was playing with her doll house tonight, sitting Ilsa and Anna (from Frozen) on the toilet and making "noises".  I asked her what she was doing.  She said "I've had these doll a long time, and they haven't pooped yet.  They're pooping now.  A lot". 
    Send CB a recording of the pooping sounds, he needs help.
    I'll send him a video of Valentina and the doll house adventure. I recorded it. Oh, and btw, Mikey's new screen name is "prunes".
    Thought it was Professor X Lax 
    Splish, splash, I was takin' a crap…
  • Ozzy73Ozzy73 Posts: 2,127 ✭✭✭
    Hey cb.....you heard about the constipated mathematics professor? ..He worked it out with his pencil. ......I heard suppositories work and are fun in large sizes too....fyi
  • cigarbreathcigarbreath Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭✭
    Ozzy73 said:
    Hey cb.....you heard about the constipated mathematics professor? ..He worked it out with his pencil. ......I heard suppositories work and are fun in large sizes too....fyi
    Thanks for the info Ozz.  You da Wizard!
  • Ozzy73Ozzy73 Posts: 2,127 ✭✭✭
    10hr dog......cracked a chilly dragons milk guennis and brandy.......good beer......ziggy zaggy ziggy zaggy Hoi Hoi Hoi. ...the Russian bombers are buzzing the coast King Donald is tweeting on how he helped the Georgia special election. ........
  • Ozzy73Ozzy73 Posts: 2,127 ✭✭✭
    Thanks again dog......nice selection.....
  • Ozzy73Ozzy73 Posts: 2,127 ✭✭✭
    Just thinking cb....if problem persists. .......a roll of toilet paper and a properly trained gerbil perhaps......or a huge furnace pipe and a angry groundhog? ....The wizard  has spoken
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