April Lottery

webmost
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edited March 2017 in Trades, Passes and Bombs
I married a RedHead. I'm all about nick names. For years I called her RedHead. After her first knee replacement, I changed her nick to Bionic Freckle. That nick didn't stick long, cause just a couple years later she swatted a bear across the nose when we hit said bear with our motorcycle. That swat re-nicked her Bearswatter. Yesterday, I toted Bearswatter to the hospital for her second knee replacement. Might have to come up with a second knee nickname. Here's where you come in: This month I'll cough up five home rolled dog rockets and five store bought premiums for the fellow who comes up with the best nick. 



Here's the twist: I'll be mailing that tenner in your name to Ricky & not you. Why? Cause I'm picking my gal up from the hospital this afternoon. Life ain't fair.



So the format is like so: IN, R2knee2

Random number April Fools Day.
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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  • peter4jc
    peter4jc Posts: 18,114 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You already won, with R2Knee2.

    Which Randy?
    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • webmost
    webmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    peter4jc said:
    You already won, with R2Knee2.

    Which Randy?
    RHamlin... his wife recently passed after too long a hospital ordeal.
    You in, Peter?

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
  • peter4jc
    peter4jc Posts: 18,114 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ah, you mean Ricky.


    In.  Mrs. Noonees.
    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • webmost
    webmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    peter4jc said:
    Ah, you mean Ricky.


    In.  Mrs. Noonees.
    Pologize if I mis-spoke
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
  • Devildog1
    Devildog1 Posts: 971 ✭✭✭✭✭
    In, I call my wife The War Department.

    Kneedy
  • Albinfk
    Albinfk Posts: 1,923 ✭✭✭✭✭
    In. Slo Mo
  • Wylaff
    Wylaff Posts: 5,483 ✭✭✭✭✭
    In. Can't go wrong with Gimpy.
    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
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  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 31,450 ✭✭✭✭✭
    In, Bionic Bearswatter.
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  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 31,450 ✭✭✭✭✭
    If I win, send 'em to Ricky.
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  • webmost
    webmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2017
    Well, she got out Friday & went right back in the hospital next day. Stopping & re-starting her blood thinners led to awful swelling. Hope to get her out tomorrow. Her little pup doesn't know what to do with herself.

    Me, I got non stop cigar pohrn to get me by.
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
  • webmost
    webmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I mighta set the bar too high with R2knee2. But so far, I do like Copper Top... and I am no fan of Star Wars (heresy, I know -- but I've never been able to tolerate more than 5 minutes of that drivel) ... so Copper Top may be the winner so far. 

    Only a half dozen in the lottery so far.


    1. @peter4jc Noonees
    2. @Devildog1 Kneedy (true, but a fart in church)
    3. @Albinfk SloMo (can you spell lead balloon)
    4. @Wylaff Gimpy
    5. @Skel Copper Top
    6. @Yakster Bionic Bearswatter
    So, odds are good tho yield is modest. I'd say this is a good month to get in the lottery if you do want to win but you don't want to have to buy a cooler.

    Meanwhile, chill out with these wunnerful pics:





    Me? I'm on ice and bandage patrol.
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
  • Albinfk
    Albinfk Posts: 1,923 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ouch. Hope the recovery goes well and quick.
  • peter4jc
    peter4jc Posts: 18,114 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I hope Mrs. Noonees doesn't mind having her new knees plastered on the interwebz.  Tell her we're pullin' for her.
    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
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  • webmost
    webmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Last chance. Only half a dozen in this thing. Lottery idolatry is watery. You don't need to concoct a nickname to jump in... just say in.

    1. @peter4jc Noonees
    2. @Devildog1 Kneedy (true, but a fart in church)
    3. @Albinfk SloMo (can you spell lead balloon)
    4. @Wylaff Gimpy
    5. @Skel Copper Top
    6. @Yakster Bionic Bearswatter


    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
  • WaterNerd
    WaterNerd Posts: 3,376 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2017
    I'm in playing for @arch72
    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt
    — Abraham Lincoln


  • Usaf06
    Usaf06 Posts: 11,890 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2017
    Lmao @ the wtf ^^^^^
    "I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
    -- Winston Churchill

    "LET'S GO FRANCIS"     Peter

  • dirtdude
    dirtdude Posts: 6,203 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Mama been sliced and diced, give her our best Davis
    A little dirt never hurt
  • webmost
    webmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    1. @peter4jc Noonees
    2. @Devildog1 Kneedy 
    3. @Albinfk SloMo 
    4. @Wylaff Gimpy
    5. @Skel Copper Top
    6. @Yakster Bionic Bearswatter for the Pied Piper
    7. @waternerd for arch72


    yeah ats ridicluss

    As for the side bet, I would gladly use kneedy, but I don't need the cauliflower ear; so I'm stickin with R2knee2

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
  • Wylaff
    Wylaff Posts: 5,483 ✭✭✭✭✭
    It's been rigged.
    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
  • webmost
    webmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I, meanwhile, am starting out with one hell of a lucky day. Sat down to add postage receipts for taxes, found a check from a client among them for $70, and also found a lost gift cert for 175 from a Mexican restaurant down the road here (long story behind that one).

    Let's see what the rest of the day brings.


    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
  • webmost
    webmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Surgical scar is cleaning up... but the black & blue keeps spreading.

    Stitches out Monday
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
  • Wylaff
    Wylaff Posts: 5,483 ✭✭✭✭✭
    This is a shameless case of rebuttal. Hope your day stays on such a high note though....
    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
  • Albinfk
    Albinfk Posts: 1,923 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Congrats Wayne.
  • Devildog1
    Devildog1 Posts: 971 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Addy up sir
  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 31,450 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Me too, was just thinking about it today, make it so!
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  • WaterNerd
    WaterNerd Posts: 3,376 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Going out Monday USPS 9400109699938327693407

    I know how much you love connecticut cigars so I loaded you up with a bunch :p
    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt
    — Abraham Lincoln


  • webmost
    webmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Heads up @Rhamlin: 9505514352927093042098




    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)

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