April Lottery

webmostwebmost Dull-AwarePosts: 5,374 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited March 2017 in Trades, Passes and Bombs
I married a RedHead. I'm all about nick names. For years I called her RedHead. After her first knee replacement, I changed her nick to Bionic Freckle. That nick didn't stick long, cause just a couple years later she swatted a bear across the nose when we hit said bear with our motorcycle. That swat re-nicked her Bearswatter. Yesterday, I toted Bearswatter to the hospital for her second knee replacement. Might have to come up with a second knee nickname. Here's where you come in: This month I'll cough up five home rolled dog rockets and five store bought premiums for the fellow who comes up with the best nick. 



Here's the twist: I'll be mailing that tenner in your name to Ricky & not you. Why? Cause I'm picking my gal up from the hospital this afternoon. Life ain't fair.



So the format is like so: IN, R2knee2

Random number April Fools Day.
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


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  • peter4jcpeter4jc Milwaukee, WIPosts: 6,128 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You already won, with R2Knee2.

    Which Randy?
    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • webmostwebmost Dull-AwarePosts: 5,374 ✭✭✭✭✭
    peter4jc said:
    You already won, with R2Knee2.

    Which Randy?
    RHamlin... his wife recently passed after too long a hospital ordeal.
    You in, Peter?

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • peter4jcpeter4jc Milwaukee, WIPosts: 6,128 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ah, you mean Ricky.


    In.  Mrs. Noonees.
    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • webmostwebmost Dull-AwarePosts: 5,374 ✭✭✭✭✭
    peter4jc said:
    Ah, you mean Ricky.


    In.  Mrs. Noonees.
    Pologize if I mis-spoke
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • Devildog1Devildog1 St. Louis MOPosts: 935 ✭✭✭✭✭
    In, I call my wife The War Department.

    Kneedy
  • AlbinfkAlbinfk Pittstown,NYPosts: 1,932 ✭✭✭✭✭
    In. Slo Mo
  • WylaffWylaff Reno, NVPosts: 4,514 ✭✭✭✭✭
    In. Can't go wrong with Gimpy.
    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    I hate myself, and I don't regret any of it.

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  • YaksterYakster La Zona State of Mind when I haven't forgotten the coffee filtersPosts: 8,320 ✭✭✭✭✭
    In, Bionic Bearswatter.
    I'll gladly bomb you Tuesday for an Opus today.

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  • YaksterYakster La Zona State of Mind when I haven't forgotten the coffee filtersPosts: 8,320 ✭✭✭✭✭
    If I win, send 'em to Ricky.
    I'll gladly bomb you Tuesday for an Opus today.

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  • webmostwebmost Dull-AwarePosts: 5,374 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2017
    Well, she got out Friday & went right back in the hospital next day. Stopping & re-starting her blood thinners led to awful swelling. Hope to get her out tomorrow. Her little pup doesn't know what to do with herself.

    Me, I got non stop cigar pohrn to get me by.
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • webmostwebmost Dull-AwarePosts: 5,374 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I mighta set the bar too high with R2knee2. But so far, I do like Copper Top... and I am no fan of Star Wars (heresy, I know -- but I've never been able to tolerate more than 5 minutes of that drivel) ... so Copper Top may be the winner so far. 

    Only a half dozen in the lottery so far.


    1. @peter4jc Noonees
    2. @Devildog1 Kneedy (true, but a fart in church)
    3. @Albinfk SloMo (can you spell lead balloon)
    4. @Wylaff Gimpy
    5. @Skel Copper Top
    6. @Yakster Bionic Bearswatter
    So, odds are good tho yield is modest. I'd say this is a good month to get in the lottery if you do want to win but you don't want to have to buy a cooler.

    Meanwhile, chill out with these wunnerful pics:





    Me? I'm on ice and bandage patrol.
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • AlbinfkAlbinfk Pittstown,NYPosts: 1,932 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ouch. Hope the recovery goes well and quick.
  • peter4jcpeter4jc Milwaukee, WIPosts: 6,128 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I hope Mrs. Noonees doesn't mind having her new knees plastered on the interwebz.  Tell her we're pullin' for her.
    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
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  • webmostwebmost Dull-AwarePosts: 5,374 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Last chance. Only half a dozen in this thing. Lottery idolatry is watery. You don't need to concoct a nickname to jump in... just say in.

    1. @peter4jc Noonees
    2. @Devildog1 Kneedy (true, but a fart in church)
    3. @Albinfk SloMo (can you spell lead balloon)
    4. @Wylaff Gimpy
    5. @Skel Copper Top
    6. @Yakster Bionic Bearswatter


    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • WaterNerdWaterNerd Southern CaliforniaPosts: 2,208 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2017
    I'm in playing for @arch72
    Be the change that you wish to see in the world.
    — Mahatma Gandhi
  • Usaf06Usaf06 FloridaPosts: 7,482 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2017
    Lmao @ the wtf ^^^^^
    "I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
    -- Winston Churchill
  • dirtdudedirtdude AZPosts: 4,923 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Mama been sliced and diced, give her our best Davis
    A little dirt never hurt
  • webmostwebmost Dull-AwarePosts: 5,374 ✭✭✭✭✭
    1. @peter4jc Noonees
    2. @Devildog1 Kneedy 
    3. @Albinfk SloMo 
    4. @Wylaff Gimpy
    5. @Skel Copper Top
    6. @Yakster Bionic Bearswatter for the Pied Piper
    7. @waternerd for arch72


    yeah ats ridicluss

    As for the side bet, I would gladly use kneedy, but I don't need the cauliflower ear; so I'm stickin with R2knee2

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • WylaffWylaff Reno, NVPosts: 4,514 ✭✭✭✭✭
    It's been rigged.
    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    I hate myself, and I don't regret any of it.

  • webmostwebmost Dull-AwarePosts: 5,374 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I, meanwhile, am starting out with one hell of a lucky day. Sat down to add postage receipts for taxes, found a check from a client among them for $70, and also found a lost gift cert for 175 from a Mexican restaurant down the road here (long story behind that one).

    Let's see what the rest of the day brings.


    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • webmostwebmost Dull-AwarePosts: 5,374 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Surgical scar is cleaning up... but the black & blue keeps spreading.

    Stitches out Monday
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • WylaffWylaff Reno, NVPosts: 4,514 ✭✭✭✭✭
    This is a shameless case of rebuttal. Hope your day stays on such a high note though....
    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    I hate myself, and I don't regret any of it.

  • AlbinfkAlbinfk Pittstown,NYPosts: 1,932 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Congrats Wayne.
  • Devildog1Devildog1 St. Louis MOPosts: 935 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Addy up sir
  • YaksterYakster La Zona State of Mind when I haven't forgotten the coffee filtersPosts: 8,320 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Me too, was just thinking about it today, make it so!
    I'll gladly bomb you Tuesday for an Opus today.

                 Join me on the vHerf or try the iOS vHerf Link for iPhones -Chris
  • WaterNerdWaterNerd Southern CaliforniaPosts: 2,208 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Going out Monday USPS 9400109699938327693407

    I know how much you love connecticut cigars so I loaded you up with a bunch :p
    Be the change that you wish to see in the world.
    — Mahatma Gandhi
  • webmostwebmost Dull-AwarePosts: 5,374 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Heads up @Rhamlin: 9505514352927093042098




    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


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